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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Worker of the sex? Could you do it? Even try it? Think you've got the stones or the boobs or the class or the (if someone doesn't know what word goes here to finish this mad rhyme I swear to holy things) |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If times got desperate.. possibly.. but i would have to have a minder in case anything got out of hand for security. But things would have to get very desperate to go down that route, i would prefer to work legit jobs all hours of the day first! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having looked at some of the local talent near me and what they charge I don’t think many women on fab would be able to offer that level of quality for that low a price |
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No, I don’t think I could.
It all sounds great, sex and money but I think the pressure of having to perform, and maybe with someone you had no attraction too would be a problem.
Morally I have no problem. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I remember years ago on
Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid  "
In. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
Considered doing O F on the basis of feedback received about my vids now I'm no longer employed but I just fucking love sex and I wouldn't want to taint that by bringing income generation into the equation |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)"
I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!!  |
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"I remember years ago on
Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid
In."
This time next year we’d be millionaires chick ….. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I remember years ago on
Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid
In."
Hang on...bounce like sit on like a sofa... or bounce like on their willy?
This may change my answer. |
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)"
I think of you as more of a “ muse” tbh Meli |
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"I remember years ago on
Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid
In.
Hang on...bounce like sit on like a sofa... or bounce like on their willy?
This may change my answer."
Oh god no willies. literally bounce like a bouncy castle. Must have proper hurt them too! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)
I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!! "
Erm hi. Yes.  I would love that. No one has given me free rein before like this so send away.  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I remember years ago on
Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid
In.
Hang on...bounce like sit on like a sofa... or bounce like on their willy?
This may change my answer.
Oh god no willies. literally bounce like a bouncy castle. Must have proper hurt them too! "
So... we get the money first, get them to sign the "wasn't Nora or Posh that hurt me really" paperwork... yep. Millionaires! |
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"I'm the Wish version, or Temu. Imagine ordering a sophiscated and classy bird, then I rock up swearing like a navvy covered in Kebab juice 
That's me"
Niche market. Specialist interests. Higher prices. I get it. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)
I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!!
Erm hi. Yes. I would love that. No one has given me free rein before like this so send away. "
WAIT! it was always as easy as this!?!? |
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"Worker of the sex? Could you do it? Even try it? Think you've got the stones or the boobs or the class or the (if someone doesn't know what word goes here to finish this mad rhyme I swear to holy things)"
Online with a good partner , I’d probably try it  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)
I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!! "
Can I listen in to this call? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)"
Love the tag "chubby posh millennial". I think you may be on to something there! |
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"I'm the Wish version, or Temu. Imagine ordering a sophiscated and classy bird, then I rock up swearing like a navvy covered in Kebab juice
That's me
Niche market. Specialist interests. Higher prices. I get it. "
Ooooh I could tailor the experience and be covered in kebab juice of choice!! Charge 'em extra for that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember years ago on
Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid "
That made me chuckle. Luckily no one is around! No one was ever around when I watched Eurotrash either (my parents would have disapproved). |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)
I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!!
Erm hi. Yes. I would love that. No one has given me free rein before like this so send away.
WAIT! it was always as easy as this!?!?"
Yes Kai, yes it was. Flatter my ego by complimenting my voice, say you're game for phone sex practise with me. That's it. That is all it takes. She's the first person to do it in years. Thanks Daizy.  |
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)
I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!!
Erm hi. Yes. I would love that. No one has given me free rein before like this so send away. "
Maybe you need to practice with more than one of us? One can allus dream |
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By *OYFBWoman
over a year ago
Jersey (sometimes Notts) |
"Worker of the sex? Could you do it? Even try it? Think you've got the stones or the boobs or the class or the (if someone doesn't know what word goes here to finish this mad rhyme I swear to holy things)"
I would get a real kick out of it! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)
I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!!
Erm hi. Yes. I would love that. No one has given me free rein before like this so send away.
WAIT! it was always as easy as this!?!?
Yes Kai, yes it was. Flatter my ego by complimenting my voice, say you're game for phone sex practise with me. That's it. That is all it takes. She's the first person to do it in years. Thanks Daizy. "
Well damn! I won't steal Daizy's thunder by trying to steal you away too. But I shall remember for future reference! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)"
I could definitely do phone sex for both genders 1.50 a minute. I even used to have an Ofcom licence for it as I had premium rate lines. |
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"I'm the Wish version, or Temu. Imagine ordering a sophiscated and classy bird, then I rock up swearing like a navvy covered in Kebab juice
That's me"
Kebab juice you say. I'll have a pitta what you're sellin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having looked at some of the local talent near me and what they charge I don’t think many women on fab would be able to offer that level of quality for that low a price "
The question is about you. But you've opted to make out that women on Fab aren't good enough at sex to get paid for it. Right.  |
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By *Cups32Woman
over a year ago
Colne |
I used be a H**ker when I played rugby... Now I joke about being a retired H**ker and despite a rugby ball emoji it's often thought I used to be a sex worker. Not my thing but could easily do some sort of sexting service. |
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I think id make a decent ‘hired date’ for corporate functions - obviously Im awesome at the shagging but that’s only one thing Im awesome at - id fingerbang her boss so she got a promotion… also awesome at the finger banging - agree commission on the salary rise….nice little business model… steady income from the commission and a growing portfolio - could see this on Dragons Den - me taking Deborah Meaden for a quick 5 min finger bang and her coming back with all the money and an offer of 2 weeks in Marbs on her yacht!!  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)
I think of you as more of a “ muse” tbh Meli"
I'd love to be someone's muse. You're so sweet! |
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)
I think of you as more of a “ muse” tbh Meli
I'd love to be someone's muse. You're so sweet!"
Are taking applications? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)
I think of you as more of a “ muse” tbh Meli
I'd love to be someone's muse. You're so sweet!
Are taking applications? "
You can if you want to; you'd be accepted even if it's an illegible scrawl penned on the back of a receipt though. So maybe skip that part and move on to the good times. |
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)
I think of you as more of a “ muse” tbh Meli
I'd love to be someone's muse. You're so sweet!
Are taking applications?
You can if you want to; you'd be accepted even if it's an illegible scrawl penned on the back of a receipt though. So maybe skip that part and move on to the good times."
And moving swiftly on… Xx |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)
I think of you as more of a “ muse” tbh Meli
I'd love to be someone's muse. You're so sweet!
Are taking applications?
You can if you want to; you'd be accepted even if it's an illegible scrawl penned on the back of a receipt though. So maybe skip that part and move on to the good times."
Slightly off topic but "Muse always makes me think of Salma Hayek in Dogma with Jason Lee's voice saying "I'm a fucking Demon" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Although I have been told on many occasions, they would pay for my skills I couldn't do it. A transaction takes away the fun and desire that comes with sex. |
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Phone sex work - I'd be good at that.
I did briefly consider being an Adult Baby Mumma when I was finishing up breastfeeding.
No sex required, breast worship and not too different from nursing work, just far better paid.
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"I remember years ago on
Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid "
I've seen them on tv paying women to walk on them in stilletos, I could definitely do that |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think.
Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material.
I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt.
(*I don't think there is though)
I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!!
Erm hi. Yes. I would love that. No one has given me free rein before like this so send away.
WAIT! it was always as easy as this!?!?
Yes Kai, yes it was. Flatter my ego by complimenting my voice, say you're game for phone sex practise with me. That's it. That is all it takes. She's the first person to do it in years. Thanks Daizy. "
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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago
Chipping Norton |
I would be able to offer enthusiasm in a setting which I presume normally lacks it, and baffled amateur cheerfulness aplenty. Can imagine my efforts being made into a particularly good fly-on-the-wall TV documentary. Much laughter would ensue, and the finer & more generous minority would be laughing *with* me. |
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"I'm the Wish version, or Temu. Imagine ordering a sophiscated and classy bird, then I rock up swearing like a navvy covered in Kebab juice
That's me
Kebab juice you say. I'll have a pitta what you're sellin!"
Garlic, cheese or chilli sauce. I might go edgy and throw in a bit of Branston pickle on myself |
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"If the only other option was shoplifting I'd give it a go. I reckon I'd be okay at the interaction side but I'd make more money from shoplifting "
I'll stick with shoplifting. Wheelchair gives me plausible deniability. I doubt there's a huge sex work market for chubby women on wheels? Also, I'd be totally unable to run away from any scary people |
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That is all. Tyvm.
