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"As the great poet Cardicus the B once said: "Put this pussy right in yo' face. Swipe your nose like a credit card" 
LvM
She did indeed. One that doesn't go through the first time I imagine."
She must really like those shoes, because she *will not* stop swiping... 
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"As the great poet Cardicus the B once said: "Put this pussy right in yo' face. Swipe your nose like a credit card"
LvM"
A famous poet of the Roman Empire Cardicus but has recently been shown to have plagiarised much of Shakespeares work… saw that on Wikipedia - fabulous resource for facts!!  |
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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago
Rugby |
"You can use my nose if I can use your tonsils?
And *that* my friends, is the worst chat-up line I’ve ever delivered.
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It made me laugh though, so you've cheered up at least one person's Monday morning! |
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"No. Do I need to try this?
Yes - on me - you saucy minx!!
But noses don’t have that flicky move that a tongue has.
I have bad hayfever…. Hold on … for the ride of your life!! "
That reminds me of a scene from Preaching to the Perverted  |
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"No. Do I need to try this?
Yes - on me - you saucy minx!!
But noses don’t have that flicky move that a tongue has.
I have bad hayfever…. Hold on … for the ride of your life!!
That reminds me of a scene from Preaching to the Perverted "
I have to come to yours if only for your dvd collection |
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"As the great poet Cardicus the B once said: "Put this pussy right in yo' face. Swipe your nose like a credit card"
LvM
She did indeed. One that doesn't go through the first time I imagine.
She must really like those shoes, because she *will not* stop swiping...
LvM"
Genuine lol |
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"No. Do I need to try this?
Yes - on me - you saucy minx!!
But noses don’t have that flicky move that a tongue has.
I have bad hayfever…. Hold on … for the ride of your life!!
That reminds me of a scene from Preaching to the Perverted
I have to come to yours if only for your dvd collection "
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"Yes
Em x
I love how delightfully simple but perfect your replies are.
Hot and efficient
As efficient as using someone's nose for stimulation while they are preoccupied "
Mine would get in the way anyway to be fair |
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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago
Various |
"But I want it on my clit! *stamps foot*
Wait, is this you flirting?
Oh no, my flirting is so much more awkward than that "
I quite like the clarity of your statement of needs. Flirting via clues hidden in library books and under specific tins of soup gets a bit tiring. What, may I ask, are you wearing on your feet? |
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"But I want it on my clit! *stamps foot*
Wait, is this you flirting?
Oh no, my flirting is so much more awkward than that
You were doing it so well though!"
You’ll know if I’m flirting because I don’t be doing it well. |
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