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What do you want from Santa?
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"A new body. This one really hurts."
Nope.
He can't do that, unless you have a good reason.
He needs to do business with God.
They are not the best friends.
***Just joking! I don't want to go to hell  *** |
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"Peace on earth and goodwill to all m.....
Nah fuck it
A bi mmf
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Why don't you wish them turn bi?
X: "Oh, I like your rocket."
Y: "Your gun is quite sexy too "
Z: " Oh, Vlad your are so macho when riding horses without a shirt."
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"Sleep for a week.
A jacuzzi (but not a manky shared one).
A holiday.
Perhaps all three could be rolled into a luxury gift wrapped package?!
Actually yours is probably the most realistic wish."
The unrealistic bit is "gift must be available for use without any children or other associated hangers-on." Just me and him. Do THAT, Santa!! |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"Sleep for a week.
A jacuzzi (but not a manky shared one).
A holiday.
Perhaps all three could be rolled into a luxury gift wrapped package?!
Actually yours is probably the most realistic wish.
The unrealistic bit is "gift must be available for use without any children or other associated hangers-on." Just me and him. Do THAT, Santa!! "
...if only you could cook the dinner |
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"A nice Christmas dinner... "
I cook it for you, if you invite some Portuguese birds.
Preferably not from Sintra.
I know 4 of them from there.
1 of them is 90% sure a swinger.
1 of them has some fire.
1 of them had some smoke.
1 of them doesn't care much about sex.
1 of the above is my ex. |
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"Sleep for a week.
A jacuzzi (but not a manky shared one).
A holiday.
Perhaps all three could be rolled into a luxury gift wrapped package?!
Actually yours is probably the most realistic wish.
The unrealistic bit is "gift must be available for use without any children or other associated hangers-on." Just me and him. Do THAT, Santa!! "
I'll pass it to Santa. |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"A nice Christmas dinner...
I cook it for you, if you invite some Portuguese birds.
Preferably not from Sintra.
I know 4 of them from there.
1 of them is 90% sure a swinger.
1 of them has some fire.
1 of them had some smoke.
1 of them doesn't care much about sex.
1 of the above is my ex."
Its a Christmas recipe disaster |
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"A nice Christmas dinner...
I cook it for you, if you invite some Portuguese birds.
Preferably not from Sintra.
I know 4 of them from there.
1 of them is 90% sure a swinger.
1 of them has some fire.
1 of them had some smoke.
1 of them doesn't care much about sex.
1 of the above is my ex.
Its a Christmas recipe disaster "
Actually no.
I have a good relationship with all of them.
Nothing sexual obviously.
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I would like to hang up a pair of seamed stockings or tights and wake up to find Santa had filled the nylons with a leggy lady who was also a little intellectual, genuinely liked wearing them and also took a shine to me, not only because I liked the idea of buying her various shoes she might like bur because she genuinely wanted me as a person!
Surely not asking much am I?!! 
C'mon Santa, let this be a Christmas to remember!! |
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"I would like to hang up a pair of seamed stockings or tights and wake up to find Santa had filled the nylons with a leggy lady who was also a little intellectual, genuinely liked wearing them and also took a shine to me, not only because I liked the idea of buying her various shoes she might like bur because she genuinely wanted me as a person!
Surely not asking much am I?!!
C'mon Santa, let this be a Christmas to remember!! "
Somewhere deep inside everybody wants that at some point of their life. |
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Some money for plastics once I lose the rest of my excess weight!
So cash?
Do you want it in 1£ coins or 5,10,20£ notes?"
It's gonna be pretty expensive (and possibly extensive), so I'll take the £20s, thanks! |
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"Some money for plastics once I lose the rest of my excess weight!
So cash?
Do you want it in 1£ coins or 5,10,20£ notes?
It's gonna be pretty expensive (and possibly extensive), so I'll take the £20s, thanks!"
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"A fuck, with a woman. "
Sorry, ran out.
You might have TV, CD, Gay man, bi man, bi curious man, Fab straight, straightish, mostly straight, desperate straight. |
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"A fuck, with a woman.
Sorry, ran out.
You might have TV, CD, Gay man, bi man, bi curious man, Fab straight, straightish, mostly straight, desperate straight."
And the reason why i specifically mentioned. Else, do i have to ask!? |
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