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By *uriousisback OP Man over a year ago

Wakefield

Any crew members on here…?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, could you please put your bag in the overhead locker provided, raise your chair back for landing and sorry we've run out of ice and ready salted pringles, thank you.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

There is someone on board with a severe nut allergy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your exits are to the rear ,front and sides of plane , place the vest over your head and pull to inflate , blow into the nozzle for extra air , it's vital you put on your own vest before assisting anyone else , please don't disturb the captain as he will more than likely be getting head from the cabin crew

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Please familiarise yourself with your nearest emergency exit, being aware that it may be behind you.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Please familiarise yourself with your nearest emergency exit, being aware that it may be behind you. "

Oh no it isn’t

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"There is someone on board with a severe nut allergy"

I'll jizz in the condom instead then

LvM

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By *uriousjessWoman over a year ago

wakefield

I did one shag a first officer of that counts!

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By *obajxMan over a year ago

Cheshire

I flew back into Liverpool on a Ryanair flight and when we landed the lead cabin crew member got on the tannoy and announced we had landed, reminded everyone not to stand until the aircraft had come to a complete stop and then relayed the rules regarding smoking.

No smoking on the apron. No smoking in the terminal. No designated smoking areas in the terminal etc and these rules went on for ages and she terminated her announcement with "in fact, why don't you just give up"

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