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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've been inspired to ask for peoples top tips for safe, effective, has to be home made self pleasure toys for use during masturbation or intercourse.
I like the odd jokes but I'd appreciate if we could get some fun actual tips on how to save money over buying expensive sex toys and masturbating toys.
Ps has to be safe, no glass jars or putting your winky in the back of a telly while watching Bake off. ergh...ewww xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's why I preferred the older big box TVs. These flat screens are a struggle.
As for phallic alternatives:
Plastic bottle of ABC Chilli Sauce - one of my faves on a certain porn hamster.
Mum's underarm deodorant, seemed incredibly convenient for Mum. |
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Seen some great DIY / redneck fleshlight recreations using stuff like sponges and latex gloves and the like (I imagine this being a Blue Peter project complete with sticky backed plastic..)
Also seen them fitted to reciprocating saws… fuck, I love the internet…
However, and this is first hand knowledge, the one essential ingredient for a male masturbation is a good lube and I highly recommend Albolene. It’s actually sold as a cleanser moisturiser/ makeup remover but I reckon 98% of their sales are a result of blokes using it to wank with. Amazing stuff. It’s on Amazon U.K. and the 17,800 5 star reviews are mostly blokes saying is great for the ‘other purpose’… |
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