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over a year ago
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In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler…
Glow: hola Guy Fucks
Guy: Fawkes actually
Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year.
Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though
Glow: (mumbles)
Guy: what ARE you eating?
Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler? |
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"I once gave a guy a sparkler on bonfire night.
He looked like a dick and tasted like an asshole too.
Was “sparkler” code for “special man hugs”? "
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"I once gave a guy a sparkler on bonfire night.
He looked like a dick and tasted like an asshole too.
Was “sparkler” code for “special man hugs”?
If it was for me, it was for you too, and we'll never tell "
It was special sweetie. But next time put the sparkler in my hand ok? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler…
Glow: hola Guy Fucks
Guy: Fawkes actually
Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year.
Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though
Glow: (mumbles)
Guy: what ARE you eating?
Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler? "
Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up? |
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler…
Glow: hola Guy Fucks
Guy: Fawkes actually
Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year.
Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though
Glow: (mumbles)
Guy: what ARE you eating?
Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler?
Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up?"
Glow: so…Gary..
Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick.
Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up.
Guy: can I go now?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler…
Glow: hola Guy Fucks
Guy: Fawkes actually
Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year.
Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though
Glow: (mumbles)
Guy: what ARE you eating?
Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler?
Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up?
Glow: so…Gary..
Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick.
Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up.
Guy: can I go now?
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He’s still salty then. I expected as much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler…
Glow: hola Guy Fucks
Guy: Fawkes actually
Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year.
Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though
Glow: (mumbles)
Guy: what ARE you eating?
Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler?
Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up?
Glow: so…Gary..
Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick.
Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up.
Guy: can I go now?
He’s still salty then. I expected as much "
But not crispy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler…
Glow: hola Guy Fucks
Guy: Fawkes actually
Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year.
Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though
Glow: (mumbles)
Guy: what ARE you eating?
Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler?
Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up?
Glow: so…Gary..
Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick.
Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up.
Guy: can I go now?
He’s still salty then. I expected as much
But not crispy "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler…
Glow: hola Guy Fucks
Guy: Fawkes actually
Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year.
Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though
Glow: (mumbles)
Guy: what ARE you eating?
Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler?
Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up?
Glow: so…Gary..
Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick.
Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up.
Guy: can I go now?
He’s still salty then. I expected as much
But not crispy
He would have been if he’d succeeded "
Think that would’ve been confetti…
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler…
Glow: hola Guy Fucks
Guy: Fawkes actually
Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year.
Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though
Glow: (mumbles)
Guy: what ARE you eating?
Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler?
Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up?
Glow: so…Gary..
Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick.
Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up.
Guy: can I go now?
He’s still salty then. I expected as much
But not crispy "
A bit flacid, huh? |
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler…
Glow: hola Guy Fucks
Guy: Fawkes actually
Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year.
Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though
Glow: (mumbles)
Guy: what ARE you eating?
Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler?
Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up?
Glow: so…Gary..
Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick.
Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up.
Guy: can I go now?
He’s still salty then. I expected as much
But not crispy "
Can you ask him to have another go?
Pretty please with bells on....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler…
Glow: hola Guy Fucks
Guy: Fawkes actually
Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year.
Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though
Glow: (mumbles)
Guy: what ARE you eating?
Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler?
Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up?
Glow: so…Gary..
Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick.
Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up.
Guy: can I go now?
He’s still salty then. I expected as much
But not crispy
Can you ask him to have another go?
Pretty please with bells on.... "
Glow: Guy
Guy: you got my name right.
Glow: lucky guess. I wrote it on my hand but now it says Guyyyyffgh.
Guy: I ha-
Glow: yes yes sweetie I need you to blow up parliament. I’ll give you ALL my Tesco club card points, a pile of 5% off No 7 vouchers and this rubbery thing I got from the middle aisle in Lidl. It’s got a usb socket but no idea what it is. Deal?
Guy: you do it.
Glow: no not give the place a makeover with nee cushions, not GLOW it up BLO-
Guy: where’s my sparkler? |
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