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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Another twist on my ever boring threads haha ...

Simply post you are in and let another fabber explain what they would like to do on a first date with you ...

On this one you get 5 WORDS ONLY to describe what you'd like your first social with said forumite that has posted in this thread ..

Newbies come play please and let's get some connections made ...

Let's do this

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

In.

This could be interesting.....

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

In

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in - Boo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In.

This could be interesting..... "

Push his wagon into cows

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Grumpy - Custard starter main and dessert

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sure

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By *ondgirl 1000Woman  over a year ago

crowthorne

Ok I’m in

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"In

Mrs TMN x"

Bukkake blowbang for us both

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By *orthernDeviantMan  over a year ago

bolton

I'm in

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"In.

This could be interesting..... "

Get potassium levels tested immediately

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpy - Custard starter main and dessert "

If you serve it naked

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex

Oh I’m in. This is fun

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"In.

This could be interesting.....

Push his wagon into cows "

Paint her entire house pink.

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By *agebunWoman  over a year ago

Rugby

I'm in - will be entertaining while waiting for the glue to dry on my project

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"In.

This could be interesting.....

Get potassium levels tested immediately "

Dress as Madonna and spank.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In.

This could be interesting.....

Push his wagon into cows

Paint her entire house pink."

Make him paint it naked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh I’m in. This is fun "

Organise next years birthday social

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Another twist on my ever boring threads haha ...

Simply post you are in and let another fabber explain what they would like to do on a first date with you ...

On this one you get 5 WORDS ONLY to describe what you'd like your first social with said forumite that has posted in this thread ..

Newbies come play please and let's get some connections made ...

Let's do this "

Bum him up the bum

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

In for the hell, and because I can again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh go on, I’m in

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"In.

This could be interesting.....

Push his wagon into cows

Paint her entire house pink.

Make him paint it naked "

Sorry. Was that meant to put me off???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In for the hell, and because I can again"

Take her out for dinner

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Another twist on my ever boring threads haha ...

Simply post you are in and let another fabber explain what they would like to do on a first date with you ...

On this one you get 5 WORDS ONLY to describe what you'd like your first social with said forumite that has posted in this thread ..

Newbies come play please and let's get some connections made ...

Let's do this

Bum him up the bum "

What the actual fucking fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Another twist on my ever boring threads haha ...

Simply post you are in and let another fabber explain what they would like to do on a first date with you ...

On this one you get 5 WORDS ONLY to describe what you'd like your first social with said forumite that has posted in this thread ..

Newbies come play please and let's get some connections made ...

Let's do this

Bum him up the bum

What the actual fucking fuck "

Don’t be a sore loser

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In for the hell, and because I can again"

Let’s have lots of drinks

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"In for the hell, and because I can again

Take her out for dinner "

Yum!

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m definitely in…

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Oh I’m in. This is fun

Organise next years birthday social "

At a pre social, social

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By *edtabCouple  over a year ago

Sexville Birmingham

I'm in

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple  over a year ago

Aberdeen

In for the distraction

MrsAbz

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in... but my brain is a bit mushy today so I may not be genius...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"In for the hell, and because I can again

Let’s have lots of drinks "

Hope you can handle a 6ft2 d*unk in heels

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Count me in

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I'm in - Boo "

But her lots of Malibu

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in I think.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm in - Boo "

Motor boat her tits…. Again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In for the distraction

MrsAbz "

Buy her lots of peas

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm in I think."

Have cocktails and party time

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"In for the hell, and because I can again

Take her out for dinner "

A fluffy wasp-free picnic.

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

I'm in!

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By *JtheTomMan  over a year ago

London

I'm in

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"I'm in... but my brain is a bit mushy today so I may not be genius..."

Watch movies in our pj's.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"In for the hell, and because I can again

Let’s have lots of drinks "

A pair of Rammstein tickets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in - Boo

Motor boat her tits…. Again"

You never leave them alone!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m definitely in…"

A time-warp dance marathon!

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london

I like the idea I’m in

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london


"I'm in I think."

A cuppa tea

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

I'm in.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"In for the distraction

MrsAbz

Buy her lots of peas "

Brings baked camembert and wine to accompany peas

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like the idea I’m in "

Discover each others tattoos, closely.

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london


"I'm in I think.

Have cocktails and party time "

Yep I’m in

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By *agebunWoman  over a year ago

Rugby


"I'm in - Boo "

Go for coffee and cake

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By *tudentForFunMan  over a year ago

Craigavon

In x

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I'm in... but my brain is a bit mushy today so I may not be genius..."

Take you somewhere posh to enjoy a 5 star meal

MrsAbz

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m definitely in…

A time-warp dance marathon!"

Deal! With umpteen cock-tails

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"In.

This could be interesting.....

Get potassium levels tested immediately

Dress as Madonna and spank."

Oohh kinky!! In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in. "

Book shopping, cake, and PSL.

(Yes I’m classing PSL as one word ok!)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m definitely in…

A time-warp dance marathon!

Deal! With umpteen cock-tails "

A cocktail between each dance

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"In for the distraction

MrsAbz "

Jager, tequila, carry her home

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm in... but my brain is a bit mushy today so I may not be genius...

Take you somewhere posh to enjoy a 5 star meal

MrsAbz "

That's 10 words

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In

Mrs TMN x"

Twist her nipples (not hard)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in"

Steal his pack of minstrels

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london


"In.

This could be interesting.....

Push his wagon into cows "

Watch the walking dead series

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london


"I'm in - Boo "

Fright night social

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands

In

Fluffy C

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"In for the distraction

MrsAbz

Jager, tequila, carry her home"

Black candles, velvet chairs, absinthe.

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By *pstanding CitizenMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

In for a Sunday evening

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm in - Boo

Fright night social "

3 Words .. Disqualified

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"In for the distraction

MrsAbz

Jager, tequila, carry her home"

Make it past midnight

MrsAbz

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london


"I'm in - Boo

Fright night social

3 Words .. Disqualified "

But I only needed 3

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By *hagTonightMan  over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I am in .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am in ."

Watch a movie with him

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By *hagTonightMan  over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

[Removed by poster at 05/11/23 21:24:35]

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By *hagTonightMan  over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"I am in .

Watch a movie with him "

That sounds good to me and with some haribos too

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I am in ."

Meet in a Haribo negligé

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken "

Not on my threads woman

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"I am in ."

Watch Big Brother with him!

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

In for a giggle

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

In....

Tinder x

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken

Not on my threads woman "

Absofuckinglutely they are…

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By *isqueRogueMan  over a year ago

London

I’m in

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken

Not on my threads woman

Absofuckinglutely they are… "

Sorry, my brain is sleepy. Counting to 5 is hard! I shall toddle my butt to bed.

MrsAbz

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken

Not on my threads woman

Absofuckinglutely they are… "

ffs

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I love this. Already snort laughed at some. Off to go read more!

J

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS  over a year ago

Sexville

In for sure xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in - Boo

Fright night social "

What you talking about ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How perfect....

Ready for my first social. Dm if interested, I'm in Chester but can drive.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"In

Mrs TMN x"

Make and do a plan!

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grumpy

Ears Falling Old Naps Custard

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Sure "

Drink rum in goth dresses.

J

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I love this. Already snort laughed at some. Off to go read more!

J"

Night at a karaoke bar.

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By *weetkitten65Woman  over a year ago

Halifax

In for a giggle or three..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpy

Ears Falling Old Naps Custard"

Nothing wrong with my ears

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By *agebunWoman  over a year ago

Rugby


"Another twist on my ever boring threads haha ...

Simply post you are in and let another fabber explain what they would like to do on a first date with you ...

On this one you get 5 WORDS ONLY to describe what you'd like your first social with said forumite that has posted in this thread ..

Newbies come play please and let's get some connections made ...

Let's do this "

Sprinkle glitter and run away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grumpy

Ears Falling Old Naps Custard

Nothing wrong with my ears "

Nothing stops them dancing away

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"In for a giggle or three.. "

Go shopping for frozen sausages!

J

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By *hunkyBuggaMan  over a year ago

Devon

I’ll play if anyone interested

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab"

In as an in thing!

J

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By *weetkitten65Woman  over a year ago

Halifax


"In for a giggle or three..

Go shopping for frozen sausages!

J"

Lol...once was definitely enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds fun, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab"

Massive mixed naan special please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

In as an in thing!

J"

Drink laugh eat who knows

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By *hagTonightMan  over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"I am in .

Watch Big Brother with him! "

That sounds good to me and yes, watching the big brother is fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in.

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please. "

Pinch his mixed nann special

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special "

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lets do this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken "

Littlebird

Sit her on the bar!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken

Not on my threads woman

Absofuckinglutely they are… "

Dancing with Bert and Ernie!

J

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

In as an in thing!

J"

Let's go!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special "

I shall get you an extra large kebab with chips, Daizy just leave the poor man's fingers intact

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo..."

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???"

Lamb, chicken and lady.....

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

I shall get you an extra large kebab with chips, Daizy just leave the poor man's fingers intact "

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

Lamb, chicken and lady..... "

Eh??? Hecky heck! let me finish me shandy at least! I'll need another kebab at this rate!

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

Lamb, chicken and lady.....

Eh??? Hecky heck! let me finish me shandy at least! I'll need another kebab at this rate! "

A sign of a good orgasm is a woman dropping her kebab.

*allegedly

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

Lamb, chicken and lady.....

Eh??? Hecky heck! let me finish me shandy at least! I'll need another kebab at this rate!

A sign of a good orgasm is a woman dropping her kebab.

*allegedly "

Oh behave!! (See what I did there) You'll have me sweating like a Nun in a cucumber field with that smooth talk Mr

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

Lamb, chicken and lady.....

Eh??? Hecky heck! let me finish me shandy at least! I'll need another kebab at this rate!

A sign of a good orgasm is a woman dropping her kebab.

*allegedly

Oh behave!! (See what I did there) You'll have me sweating like a Nun in a cucumber field with that smooth talk Mr "

Uncanny!

There's a thread on cucumbers in this very lounge at the mo....

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

Lamb, chicken and lady.....

Eh??? Hecky heck! let me finish me shandy at least! I'll need another kebab at this rate!

A sign of a good orgasm is a woman dropping her kebab.

*allegedly

Oh behave!! (See what I did there) You'll have me sweating like a Nun in a cucumber field with that smooth talk Mr

Uncanny!

There's a thread on cucumbers in this very lounge at the mo.... "

I saw that! I asked if the cucumber was a vegetable or a fruit. That membersome sneaky multi purpose wannabe sex toy...It has many guises it seems

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

Lamb, chicken and lady.....

Eh??? Hecky heck! let me finish me shandy at least! I'll need another kebab at this rate!

A sign of a good orgasm is a woman dropping her kebab.

*allegedly

Oh behave!! (See what I did there) You'll have me sweating like a Nun in a cucumber field with that smooth talk Mr

Uncanny!

There's a thread on cucumbers in this very lounge at the mo....

I saw that! I asked if the cucumber was a vegetable or a fruit. That membersome sneaky multi purpose wannabe sex toy...It has many guises it seems "

Botanically they're a fruit.

In culinary terms they're a vegetable.

I don't think it affects their status as dildos either way though......

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH


"I'm in - Boo "

Snog suck squeeze bang blow

In BTW

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By *arren and AliciaCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

Count us in x

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By *elshcouple18Couple  over a year ago

Cardiff

In.. wide awake..

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By *ady IncognitoWoman  over a year ago

.

In!

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By *elshcouple18Couple  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Count us in x "
slowly unzip that pvc dress.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in - Boo

Snog suck squeeze bang blow

In BTW"

Show me his big truck!

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By *actcjcCouple  over a year ago

Swansea

In x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In x"

Sit in an arm chair and watch them have sex and pleasure each other to start...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

But late but count us in.

Mrs

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"I'm in.

Book shopping, cake, and PSL.

(Yes I’m classing PSL as one word ok!) "

Oh this sounds perfect!

Treat yo'self day, snuggles, laughter.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

In...

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By *ainbows_can_be_metal_tooCouple  over a year ago

Darlington

We are in

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Oh go on, I’m in "

Go for cocktails and dancing

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By *tanley FunseekerMan  over a year ago

stanley

In if not too late

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth

In - I need a laugh on this fine Monday morning…

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"I love this. Already snort laughed at some. Off to go read more!

J"

Talk planners in the jacuzzi

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"In - I need a laugh on this fine Monday morning…"

Dinner , drinks , flirting and more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in please

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I’m in please"

Anything you like !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi....I'm in please....This sounds like a fun game

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In..."

You, me, Metallica gig, drinks?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"In - I need a laugh on this fine Monday morning…"

How about a beautiful romantic McDonald's followed by a sneaky snog around the back.

Mrs

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

In.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"In...

You, me, Metallica gig, drinks? "

Hell yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wouldn’t mind a Monday date. I’m in

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Wouldn’t mind a Monday date. I’m in"

Go get some more tattoos

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"In - I need a laugh on this fine Monday morning…

How about a beautiful romantic McDonald's followed by a sneaky snog around the back.

Mrs "

Sold. Can we have McFlurries?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan  over a year ago

stanley


"I’m definitely in…"

Littlebird

Cinema, snogging, sneaky fingering

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By *tanley FunseekerMan  over a year ago

stanley


"I'm in!"

Daizy

Nice walk, afternoon tea, cuddles

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By *tanley FunseekerMan  over a year ago

stanley


"Oh I’m in. This is fun "

Misty Peaks

Whitby goth festival, double room

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By *tanley FunseekerMan  over a year ago

stanley


"In - I need a laugh on this fine Monday morning…

How about a beautiful romantic McDonald's followed by a sneaky snog around the back.

Mrs "

Knights

Brewery taps, pints and bar snacks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In - I need a laugh on this fine Monday morning…

How about a beautiful romantic McDonald's followed by a sneaky snog around the back.

Mrs

Knights

Brewery taps, pints and bar snacks "

Jesus Stanley, you are going to be skint after all these dates. Leave some for the rest of us lol

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere

In

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In

"

Drinks cake kiss more drinks

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By *oldyoudown41Man  over a year ago

caledonian

Let’s go

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary

Okie dokie where we going?

Em x

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By *oldyoudown41Man  over a year ago

caledonian

Killarney, because it’s a long way to Tip

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"In

"

Afternoon tea. Classy, classical, chilled.

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By *eardedman7Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

In

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"I'm in!"

Day old cold pizza, yes?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Still in lol though looks like I'm gathering dust on the shel

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By *arley QuimWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere

In

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By *miler007Man  over a year ago

Sandbach

In Lets have a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chat, flirt, kiss, naked, slow sex

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