I’m currently trying to a yoga handstand. Each individual part of me probably has the strength, hands and wrists, forearms, shoulders and core… but put them all together and can I balance? … can I fuck! My little one is laughing at me and calling me an old joke… not far wrong really xx |
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Just cooked Sunday lunch for the famalamb..
Gonna take the dog for walk, then come back and make a chocolate milkshake for my son and play some games before I take him back to his mums. 4 hour return journey now!
Then when I get home I’m gonna sit astride C’s face and give her a facial…
The percentages are high for all, but the last one depends on whether C’s asleep or not when I get back*
K
*it’s still going to happen if C’s asleep (insert shhhh emoji  ) |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m currently trying to a yoga handstand. Each individual part of me probably has the strength, hands and wrists, forearms, shoulders and core… but put them all together and can I balance? … can I fuck! My little one is laughing at me and calling me an old joke… not far wrong really xx"
You can do it! I have faith in you, you just need to make everything harmonise somehow. Keep going, stop typing. It won't be helping your balance. |
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"I’m currently trying to a yoga handstand. Each individual part of me probably has the strength, hands and wrists, forearms, shoulders and core… but put them all together and can I balance? … can I fuck! My little one is laughing at me and calling me an old joke… not far wrong really xx
You can do it! I have faith in you, you just need to make everything harmonise somehow. Keep going, stop typing. It won't be helping your balance."
I’m using my nose. Excuse any typos |
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"Dressing up in my new gothic Victorian style skirt. Or is it Western saloon wench? Whatever it is, I love it!   
Hello cowboys, or Van Helsing types...
J"
Ooh I love that! |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Lying in bed, cuddling the needy mutt while I finish recovering from bastard illness and my dinner is cooking away in the slow cooker "
That's not a nice way to talk about Lycan, poor man.
I hope your illness is over soon. |
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When you started the thread I was making cereal bars. I've since waved off my husband as his dad picked him up for a family funeral tomorrow down south. So now I'm contemplating what biscuits and cakes to bake before I have to make dinner. Rather humdrum really |
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"Lying in bed, cuddling the needy mutt while I finish recovering from bastard illness and my dinner is cooking away in the slow cooker
That's not a nice way to talk about Lycan, poor man.
I hope your illness is over soon. "
Haha, Lycan is at his own home for a change 
I'm definitely over the worst of it. I'll be perfectly fine to go to office tomorrow. Perfect timing, right? |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Dressing up in my new gothic Victorian style skirt. Or is it Western saloon wench? Whatever it is, I love it!
Hello cowboys, or Van Helsing types...
J"
What about us fellow wenches?? |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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It's been a long day but I'm home and in comfies and have left over homemade lasagne from last night for dinner so no effort required! Winning!!
Going to have that with a G&T maybe and watch Planet Earth |
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"Dressing up in my new gothic Victorian style skirt. Or is it Western saloon wench? Whatever it is, I love it!
Hello cowboys, or Van Helsing types...
J
What about us fellow wenches?? "
Good point, very well put. 
J |
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By *eli OP Woman
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"Dressing up in my new gothic Victorian style skirt. Or is it Western saloon wench? Whatever it is, I love it!
Hello cowboys, or Van Helsing types...
J
What about us fellow wenches??
Good point, very well put.
J"
You look incredible J! Really, really good.  |
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