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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Despite the fact I was a withdrawn quiet child I got chucked of my home economics GCSE.
Mainly because my friend would never have ingredients and we'd have to cook mine together and dicked about, she also ate my food too. We both got chucked off.
I think it's the only thing I actually got away with as a kid as my mum said the teacher was crap anyway. I think that actually scared me more, that I didn't get in trouble at home. It was bloody weird and I didn't know what to make of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stealing uniform from lost property, dressing a dummy and throwing it out a fifth floor window. I believe a teacher fainted
To be fair that was pretty mild for the school I went to. |
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By *acktopervMan
over a year ago
Stourport-On-Severn |
"I think the most interesting one was losing half the cross country team in a manner that they ended up running to the next village."
Although not the same, but related to cross country. Two of us popped into a pub on a cross country run and our TD teacher was in there. We bought him a pint and to our shock, he bought each of us a pint as well. It was never mentioned in class, but it did happen several times after that event. |
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Being late because I forgot my lunch
Teacher - why are you so late?
Me - I forgot my lunch box so I had to go back
Teacher - you have school dinners
Me - yeah I know. I got all the way home before I remembered
Teacher - it’s 1:45
Me - I stopped for lunch |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Mixing 2 chemicals that weren't compatible which kind of spurted up and out of a test tube.
Making duck noises in a different science class when Mr Drake turned around.
Chucking a pigs heart onto the ceiling in biology.
We all loved the science department! |
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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago
Chorley, Eng |
I punched a dinner lady.
It was an accident. I was trying to punch the wee bully I was in a fight (my one and only) with and the dinner lady tried to seperate us. I was mortified.
All because in the dinner queue K said D had slept with G and I told her not to gossip and K ran off crying and told L who decided she would batter me for making K cry. |
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"I punched a dinner lady.
It was an accident. I was trying to punch the wee bully I was in a fight (my one and only) with and the dinner lady tried to seperate us. I was mortified.
All because in the dinner queue K said D had slept with G and I told her not to gossip and K ran off crying and told L who decided she would batter me for making K cry."
You should have made K fight number two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So many things 
The best one was probably the time I dropped a bowl (by accident may I add) in home economics and my punishment was being scudded in the face with a wet cloth  |
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I got a lunchtime detention for getting too wet walking to school in the rain. She said it looked like I made no effort to stay dry.
Got him after school and told my mum. Immediately grounded for not wearing a coat  |
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"I got a lunchtime detention for getting too wet walking to school in the rain. She said it looked like I made no effort to stay dry.
Got him after school and told my mum. Immediately grounded for not wearing a coat "
Grounded not heard that in a while |
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I was pretty good at school, but i was friends with some trouble makers so ocassionally got caught up in that. Thankfully I had pulled a sickie the day they got caught smoking and were suspended!!!!
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By *ie n MashCouple
over a year ago
Back in Malice |
Rnunning a library of pornographic magazines that we hired out to other students. We charged 10p a night (back in 1979) and ploughed all the profits back into buying more stock. As I went to an all-boys school, we were making a lot of money.
I got suspended. I argued that we deserved an enterprise allowance for showing initiative. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Locking the deputy head in his office when he left keys in door he was a total bell end a 3 day suspension and on report and made to sit with him for lessons for a week was torture |
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By *ie n MashCouple
over a year ago
Back in Malice |
"Stealing uniform from lost property, dressing a dummy and throwing it out a fifth floor window. I believe a teacher fainted
To be fair that was pretty mild for the school I went to. "
Oh, this is brilliant! I doff my cap, Sir/Madam. |
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"Rnunning a library of pornographic magazines that we hired out to other students. We charged 10p a night (back in 1979) and ploughed all the profits back into buying more stock. As I went to an all-boys school, we were making a lot of money.
I got suspended. I argued that we deserved an enterprise allowance for showing initiative."
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"Stealing uniform from lost property, dressing a dummy and throwing it out a fifth floor window. I believe a teacher fainted
To be fair that was pretty mild for the school I went to.
Oh, this is brilliant! I doff my cap, Sir/Madam."
Seconded. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bunking off! And talking with my bestest teachers loathed that I was still in all the best sets but was hardly there in 5th year  "
I finished school
With good grades and hardly went in my last year.
I didn’t want to go to university, I knew what I wanted to do when I left school and trained and ran and spent days away from school exploring and climbing….
Also occasionally working in my local garage to earn extra weekend money.
I knew I was going in the army as soon as possible |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"That you got into trouble at school for "
Got in trouble for being part of an “egg and flour “ attack on the neighbouring girls school on the last day of 5th form
Apparently the plan was so efficient and effective it had “my fingerprints all over it!”
No one could place me at the scene of the incident … I just said “was I at HQ or something???
And that is what I like to call “plausible deniability!”  |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
More than I can remember the absolutely last thing I should have got in trouble for and they were pretty pissed about was drawing a lewd photo with accompanying words none of which I’ll repeat here as was young and stupid of a science teacher I hated and stuck it to his door, they made the mistake of pulling my mates in first to ask if I did and told one of them we’ve had his mock exams and compared the writing and he told me and by then there was just a few weeks left till the GCSEs so I just never went back to school till first exam and Nowt was done
Looking back now having learned far more ways to be annoying since being an adult I wish I knew back then so could be even more of a little twat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was really late to school because I was trying to get a peacock back in the garden before it got run over on a busy road.
It was before mobile phones so couldn't call anyone. I managed in the end, but I was very late for school and they didn't believe me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rnunning a library of pornographic magazines that we hired out to other students. We charged 10p a night (back in 1979) and ploughed all the profits back into buying more stock. As I went to an all-boys school, we were making a lot of money.
I got suspended. I argued that we deserved an enterprise allowance for showing initiative."
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. Not hot I hope. 
lol xT
I was 8 years old and learnt a lesson to not get caught 
That was an awkward conversation.
