I need a wank

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But I can't be arsed

By *ros40Man over a year ago

Bedford

See if you can cum without touching it

By *ormalfornorfolkMan over a year ago

Norwich

The usual solution is to get someone else to do it for you.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The usual solution is to get someone else to do it for you."

No one wants to touch it with a 50' barge pole

By *ormalfornorfolkMan over a year ago

Norwich

"The usual solution is to get someone else to do it for you.

No one wants to touch it with a 50' barge pole "

That bad, eh?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let your bumhole rest and just stroke the snake.

By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Stick in a sock

By *acho_magooMan over a year ago

manchester

I’ve got my cock in my hand now, need some dirty talk about my gf