Ok so bear with me on this one… when I first started on fab not so long ago I had a meet booked that I was really excited for albeit a little nervous. The night before said meet I felt like ordering takeaway while watching a film. Large donner kebab, garlic yoghurt and chilli sauce with chips.
Anyway the next day that kebab had really messed with my insides and I could not stop farting. Out of sheer panic I cancelled the meet making some lame excuse about the car not starting. Unfortunately I didn’t get a second chance at that meet 
Lesson learnt don’t scoff a fat ass takeaway before a meet
My question is has anyone ever either farted during a meet accidentally (not part of some weird ass kink) or being on the receiving end of an accidental fart and what the hell did you do?
Personally if a lady farted during action I would probably piss myself with laughter, I would probably run off and cry in a corner though if I did accidentally |
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"Fanny farted numerous times.. it happens."
Honestly if guys insist on pulling all the way out and going back in what else do they expect to happen! Lol. |
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"Fanny farted numerous times.. it happens.
Honestly if guys insist on pulling all the way out and going back in what else do they expect to happen! Lol. "
Absolutely. You get out what you put in.
Better than a spunk fart though    |
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More than one person I’ve met has farted when together. Outside of sex. It’s never been anything to make them feel bad about. We are all humans. I’d hope if I was windy they’d not make me feel awkward either. I try to make them not feel awkward by carrying on.
Spending the night with someone I often worry, “what if I fart whilst sleeping?!”. Luckily, if I have no one has ever said anything to me. One other person told me they feared they’d be windy in their sleep. They weren’t. Or if they were, I didn’t notice.
One thing that drives most people mad, snoring, also doesn’t bother me. I love when someone snores actually. |
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"More than one person I’ve met has farted when together. Outside of sex. It’s never been anything to make them feel bad about. We are all humans. I’d hope if I was windy they’d not make me feel awkward either. I try to make them not feel awkward by carrying on.
Spending the night with someone I often worry, “what if I fart whilst sleeping?!”. Luckily, if I have no one has ever said anything to me. One other person told me they feared they’d be windy in their sleep. They weren’t. Or if they were, I didn’t notice.
One thing that drives most people mad, snoring, also doesn’t bother me. I love when someone snores actually. "
I snore like a mountain lion apparently |
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Anyone else remember that scene from Mallrats?
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“Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?”
"No, why do you ask?"
“I never farted in front of Renée. Not once. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.”
"You think that’s why Renee dumped you? Come on, she’s not the shallow type. You’re not insinuating …"
“She was going down on me at the time.”
"What?"
“What can I say? I was feeling very relaxed. When I’m relaxed I squirt.”
"If all she did was dump you, you got off light."
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