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OK, I was surprised saturday night when at around 9pm theres a knock on the door, I open it to be greeted by a lad that looked about 10 singing "we wish you a merry christmas" I said OK mate stop right there, who's we? He looked at me with confusion then said "Have you got a cycle pump?", I then looked back with confusion and asked, "what was the reason you knocked?", his reply was, "my brother wants some money and my back tyre is going down". I said, "wheres your brother and bike?"his reply "my brothers in the pub and my bikes at home". I said, "I dont even know what to say to that, just go home its late"
I mean, what the feck!  |
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"OK, I was surprised saturday night when at around 9pm theres a knock on the door, I open it to be greeted by a lad that looked about 10 singing "we wish you a merry christmas" I said OK mate stop right there, who's we? He looked at me with confusion then said "Have you got a cycle pump?", I then looked back with confusion and asked, "what was the reason you knocked?", his reply was, "my brother wants some money and my back tyre is going down". I said, "wheres your brother and bike?"his reply "my brothers in the pub and my bikes at home". I said, "I dont even know what to say to that, just go home its late"
I mean, what the feck! "
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"OK, I was surprised saturday night when at around 9pm theres a knock on the door, I open it to be greeted by a lad that looked about 10 singing "we wish you a merry christmas" I said OK mate stop right there, who's we? He looked at me with confusion then said "Have you got a cycle pump?", I then looked back with confusion and asked, "what was the reason you knocked?", his reply was, "my brother wants some money and my back tyre is going down". I said, "wheres your brother and bike?"his reply "my brothers in the pub and my bikes at home". I said, "I dont even know what to say to that, just go home its late"
I mean, what the feck! "
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