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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"So its now a stool .......... improvise "
Ahh, now there's a thought. I could wire it up to an electric motor and place a goldfish bowl on the seat hence ending my quest for a reversing goldfish
*rummages through shed for tools & electric motor* |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
That's on my to do list for this week, can hardly get in there never mind about rummage
Alternative use for chair (now stool) is a take on spin the bottle, only using a greedy girl, the pump up and down mechanism still works |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"That's on my to do list for this week, can hardly get in there never mind about rummage
Alternative use for chair (now stool) is a take on spin the bottle, only using a greedy girl, the pump up and down mechanism still works "
Ffs go back to the goldfish option.
The chair(now a stool)may not provide the greedy girl with the satisfaction she craves,unsatisfied she may seek alternative modes of gratification.
Then your only hope is,that you've carelessly left that pump action insecticide gun between you and her.
The alternatives are to horrible to contemplate.
Besides those fish have been waiting millions of years,for your reversing fish thingy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then I'd need an Indian to do the rope trick, damn this is getting more complicated by the minute "
Might be useful to ask a postgrad from Sydney Uni for help with that one....
Just be careful she won't expect you to Maori her..... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
could use the Indian's rope to lasso
the fish, thus negating the need for ping pong balls and bowls. The antipodean bride was a lesbian and ran off with the greedy girl
What am I supposed to do with an Indian, a piece of rope, a fish and a chair(now stool) |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
" could use the Indian's rope to lasso
the fish, thus negating the need for ping pong balls and bowls. The antipodean bride was a lesbian and ran off with the greedy girl
What am I supposed to do with an Indian, a piece of rope, a fish and a chair(now stool) "
we can only hope the antipodean bride,and the greedy girl, keep in touch,through the medium of cam mmmmmm,oops sorry i digress,back to the reversing fish dilemma.
all is not lost,you could borrow the indians knife,and use it to cut a small peice from the Rope,making it the Pope.sit him on the chair(now stool),whilst he performs the miracle of metamorphis,transforming the fish,from female,to male,thus the creation of the worlds first reversing fish.
plus with the pope in attendance,you now have enough reversing fish,to feed two and a half thousand people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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..... And to entertain the two and a half thousand people as they eat.... They could watch the Indian lesbian, in the shower, washing the smell of fish off, with a pope on a rope..... |
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