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"A dildo" Fair. Spice rack. | |||
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"Toaster" One that doesn’t work. The fuse has blown or something. | |||
"Toaster One that doesn’t work. The fuse has blown or something." Electric mixer | |||
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"A beanbag. Warm and soft, something you want to spend time settling into" A coffee table. I'd be banging into them all the time. LvM | |||
"A steam cleaner. You love having it around but you’re not quite sure what to do with it." I just can’t 
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Freezer. Super cool  | |||
"A steam cleaner. You love having it around but you’re not quite sure what to do with it. I just can’t
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Freezer. Super cool "Something decorative | |||
"A steam cleaner. You love having it around but you’re not quite sure what to do with it. I just can’t
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Freezer. Super cool
Something decorative "Warm fleece blanket | |||
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"A dining room chair. Comfy for short periods when you're ravenous" A radiator. Stone cold until you turn them on  | |||
"A dining room chair. Comfy for short periods when you're ravenous" A bed. You get in and don't want to get out | |||
"A dining room chair. Comfy for short periods when you're ravenous A bed. You get in and don't want to get out" Fluffy pillows with enough gaps in between that you think oooh this feels nice...is it wrong if I unzip in this gap? | |||
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"A tumble drier. You’d be better off keeping it outside, in the shed or something, where you can’t hear all the noise it makes." One of those welly-boot taker offer things. Outdoorsy but also a mid middle class | |||
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"A bike rack, to be fair though I could park a motorbike in that cleavage hehe" Kitchen roll holder | |||
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"A cupboard. So he can sit stationary and watch me seduce his lovely other half. Actually I wrote this and feel pretty shitty cause that's fucking awful even as a hypothetical. Oh well I'll post it anyway "Based on that cock, he could be a garden hose | |||
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"A dining table…… that I would very much like to lay….. Except I would usually say it in a much less crude way! "A guitar holder | |||
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"Washing machine " Omelette pan | |||
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"Melon baller. Mrs TMN x" A radio | |||
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"An oven , because she’s very hot and I’d like to put things in her "Shark hoover | |||
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"A potato peeler because she’s grate." A teas made...just what you want to wake you up in the morning | |||
"A potato peeler because she’s grate." A shower, go near them and get wet | |||
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"The big comfy recliner that everyone wants to sit on Em x" Em would be a washing machine I’d turn her on with one finger then dump my dirty load in her | |||
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"A torch. Easy to turn on, and keeps going until it runs out of power " Hotel chocolat velvetiser. Warm, creamy, delicious | |||
