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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haven't even had brekkie, Granny! 
Do you love it when your man does this ?
Which man?! 
The one you have sex with. Any of those hundreds. Do they all blue jizz or just some of them ?"
I don't have any. And never in my illustrious career have I witnessed blue jizz. |
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"This happened for me when I gobjobbed Barry Scott, I mean I dunno 100% if it was Barry Scott on the other side of the GloryHole but man that dude was shouty.
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Our first real man. Well done C.D. No one should be ashamed of it....... thanks for sharing |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Granny you’re doing something very wrong
I'm the only one doing it right ! It's real. Any man can blue jizz if you get him to relax and learn the technique"
I checked Google  |
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"Granny you’re doing something very wrong
I'm the only one doing it right ! It's real. Any man can blue jizz if you get him to relax and learn the technique"
I want to say it’s just pee..
But that would still be medically concerning… |
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"Haven't even had brekkie, Granny!
Do you love it when your man does this ?
Which man?!
The one you have sex with. Any of those hundreds. Do they all blue jizz or just some of them ?
I don't have any. And never in my illustrious career have I witnessed blue jizz. "
You will. Really it's easy. So natural best sex ever |
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"Someone needs to tell Granny her profile has been hacked 
Something gone wrong, AI perhaps taking over
Granny says, 'If I was as limited intellectually as AI, i'd worry!'
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I'm feeling limited this morning |
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"Granny you’re doing something very wrong
I'm the only one doing it right ! It's real. Any man can blue jizz if you get him to relax and learn the technique
I want to say it’s just pee..
But that would still be medically concerning…"
ffs Misty. Not you  Don't join the it's pee brigade.
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"I think you meant to ask for a "Blue Rinse", Granny. It's ok, we understand.
Ohhhhh. You went there. "
He did. He went there.
He's jealous. He's never blue jizzed so he has to ridicule those that can do it. |
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"I think you meant to ask for a "Blue Rinse", Granny. It's ok, we understand.
Ohhhhh. You went there.
*Googles plausible deniability*"
Too late. If you just blue jizzed and had a proper orgasm you'd be more relaxed and stop being mean to nice older ladies. |
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"Granny you’re doing something very wrong
I'm the only one doing it right ! It's real. Any man can blue jizz if you get him to relax and learn the technique
I want to say it’s just pee..
But that would still be medically concerning…
ffs Misty. Not you Don't join the it's pee brigade.
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I’ve never joined a brigade in my life!!!
It’s the marching. Puts me right off . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granny you’re doing something very wrong
I'm the only one doing it right ! It's real. Any man can blue jizz if you get him to relax and learn the technique
I want to say it’s just pee..
But that would still be medically concerning…
ffs Misty. Not you Don't join the it's pee brigade.
I’ve never joined a brigade in my life!!!
It’s the marching. Puts me right off ."
I'm sure you'd look grand in a nice uniform though... |
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"I think you meant to ask for a "Blue Rinse", Granny. It's ok, we understand.
Ohhhhh. You went there.
He did. He went there.
He's jealous. He's never blue jizzed so he has to ridicule those that can do it."
'tis true. I am bereft. |
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"Granny you’re doing something very wrong
I'm the only one doing it right ! It's real. Any man can blue jizz if you get him to relax and learn the technique
I want to say it’s just pee..
But that would still be medically concerning…
ffs Misty. Not you Don't join the it's pee brigade.
I’ve never joined a brigade in my life!!!
It’s the marching. Puts me right off .
I'm sure you'd look grand in a nice uniform though..."
Are you flirting? |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
"I love it when a man comes so much and has such intense orgasms that his jizz is blue and foamy.
Anyone else love this ?"
Somebody been listening to 'My Dad Wrote A Porno" that is the only place I have heard of Blue Jizz  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can make men do it every time. It's all in the wrist action. They call me the blue jizz master  "
Back once again with the blue jizz master,
D4 damage with the ill behaviour. |
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"Look up blue waffle I believe this is the male version "
No one has to look up blue waffle. That's nothing to do with this.
This is real. I get that if you can't do it that you find it hard to believe those of us that have seen it done.
It's all in the woman's wrist action or tongue action on a blow job .....
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"I can make men do it every time. It's all in the wrist action. They call me the blue jizz master "
O.M.G.. at last ! A woman who knows. Form an orderly queue and learn....
Don't forget if it hurts - just grit your teeth till you get past that part.... just before you pass out from being wanked into oblivion it'll happen and you will LOVE it... |
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"Im thinking if the woman has been giving a blowjob while sucking a blueberry gobstopper - it’s possible !!!  "
Do you only have teeny weeny little orgasms Todge ?
Never met a woman who could give you a bluey ? |
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"Im thinking if the woman has been giving a blowjob while sucking a blueberry gobstopper - it’s possible !!!
Do you only have teeny weeny little orgasms Todge ?
Never met a woman who could give you a bluey ?"
Modesty prevents me boasting how i come like a crossbow bolt that can shatter fine bone china at 20 paces!!! But its not something I have experienced yet… you should really educate me in person… covered in nutella and tell me im very naughty!!!  |
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"Is it Vegan nutella ?
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no its full fat with added beef knuckle!! 
I have recently completed years of research into this phenomenon and it is actually a symptom of too much ribena in the diet and occasionally an infection in the inner ear which connects to the testicles via a long string hence when a woman pulls hard on your cock it makes your ears ring!!
I hope this helps |
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"Im thinking if the woman has been giving a blowjob while sucking a blueberry gobstopper - it’s possible !!!
Do you only have teeny weeny little orgasms Todge ?
Never met a woman who could give you a bluey ?
Modesty prevents me boasting how i come like a crossbow bolt that can shatter fine bone china at 20 paces!!! But its not something I have experienced yet… you should really educate me in person… covered in nutella and tell me im very naughty!!! "
According to the Guinness Book Of Worlds Records the current world record for longest distance ejaculated stands at 6 metres. |
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"Im thinking if the woman has been giving a blowjob while sucking a blueberry gobstopper - it’s possible !!!
Do you only have teeny weeny little orgasms Todge ?
Never met a woman who could give you a bluey ?
Modesty prevents me boasting how i come like a crossbow bolt that can shatter fine bone china at 20 paces!!! But its not something I have experienced yet… you should really educate me in person… covered in nutella and tell me im very naughty!!!
According to the Guinness Book Of Worlds Records the current world record for longest distance ejaculated stands at 6 metres. "
Mine was at least 15 metres and it only stopped there when it hit the crockery  |
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"Is it Vegan nutella ?
no its full fat with added beef knuckle!!
I have recently completed years of research into this phenomenon and it is actually a symptom of too much ribena in the diet and occasionally an infection in the inner ear which connects to the testicles via a long string hence when a woman pulls hard on your cock it makes your ears ring!!
I hope this helps "
I've heard about that string.... the ribena is a myth though |
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"Im thinking if the woman has been giving a blowjob while sucking a blueberry gobstopper - it’s possible !!!
Do you only have teeny weeny little orgasms Todge ?
Never met a woman who could give you a bluey ?
Modesty prevents me boasting how i come like a crossbow bolt that can shatter fine bone china at 20 paces!!! But its not something I have experienced yet… you should really educate me in person… covered in nutella and tell me im very naughty!!!
According to the Guinness Book Of Worlds Records the current world record for longest distance ejaculated stands at 6 metres. "
That's not that far as Blue Jizzing goes.... fair play though for an ordinary orgasm |
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"Is it Vegan nutella ?
no its full fat with added beef knuckle!!
I have recently completed years of research into this phenomenon and it is actually a symptom of too much ribena in the diet and occasionally an infection in the inner ear which connects to the testicles via a long string hence when a woman pulls hard on your cock it makes your ears ring!!
I hope this helps
I've heard about that string.... the ribena is a myth though"
Yes its the often referred to ‘string theory!’ Fascinating stuff |
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"Granny, is blue jizz what you get from blue balls?"
No! Stop it! It's nothing to do with balls - it's to do with real men knowing how to ejaculate foamy fashion and real women who know the right moves......okay ... the right moves !
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"Some websites suggest that blue semen is an indicator of a health issue. Possibly related to the prostate.
Perhaps your beau needs to see the doctor."
I don't have a beau........ 
My milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard
n their jizz is bluer than yours ,
damn right n foamier than yours,
I can teach you but i'd have to charge. |
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"Granny you’re doing something very wrong
I'm the only one doing it right ! It's real. Any man can blue jizz if you get him to relax and learn the technique
I checked Google "
And…?
Your response suggests that no-one should Google this… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it when a man comes so much and has such intense orgasms that his jizz is blue and foamy.
Anyone else love this ?"
Only if he's been eating Dishwasher tablets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some websites suggest that blue semen is an indicator of a health issue. Possibly related to the prostate.
Perhaps your beau needs to see the doctor.
I don't have a beau........
My milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard
n their jizz is bluer than yours ,
damn right n foamier than yours,
I can teach you but i'd have to charge."
Stay young, Granny |
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"Granny, is blue jizz what you get from blue balls?
No! Stop it! It's nothing to do with balls - it's to do with real men knowing how to ejaculate foamy fashion and real women who know the right moves......okay ... the right moves !
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I know the left moves  |
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