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By *ackformore100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Tin town

You see some weird shit

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over

That's why I boycott them

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By *dareyoutoMan  over a year ago

Hull


"You see some weird shit "

Yeh I know right, people working out, fucking weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The people at my gym say there's a really ugly strange woman goes but I've never seen her.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"You see some weird shit "

Tell me about it.

Honestly, I’d like to know.

Neither of us have ever been to one, all I’ve ever done is circuit training and very sport specific field work.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"You see some weird shit "

You do indeed. Life's rich tapestry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

See things?

I barely look up from the floor. It’s the best way to get through it.

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"You see some weird shit

You do indeed. Life's rich tapestry. "

Exactly that... I'm just trying to get back into the exercise habit after a very long time of being a lazy fucker.... And find myself people watching... All ages shapes sizes abilities colours some amazingly weird lifts and exercises and outfits and behaviours... The confident ones the timid ones... That one over there in the corner with the spray on lycra...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You see some weird shit

You do indeed. Life's rich tapestry.

Exactly that... I'm just trying to get back into the exercise habit after a very long time of being a lazy fucker.... And find myself people watching... All ages shapes sizes abilities colours some amazingly weird lifts and exercises and outfits and behaviours... The confident ones the timid ones... That one over there in the corner with the spray on lycra... "

And the dickhead doing half reps on the leg press with 10 plates each side that he walks away from after finishing without re-racking them? For example...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"You see some weird shit

You do indeed. Life's rich tapestry.

Exactly that... I'm just trying to get back into the exercise habit after a very long time of being a lazy fucker.... And find myself people watching... All ages shapes sizes abilities colours some amazingly weird lifts and exercises and outfits and behaviours... The confident ones the timid ones... That one over there in the corner with the spray on lycra...

And the dickhead doing half reps on the leg press with 10 plates each side that he walks away from after finishing without re-racking them? For example..."

Them too

I caught someone from work skiving in the gym the other day. I had a day annual leave and you should have seen him run

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"You see some weird shit

You do indeed. Life's rich tapestry.

Exactly that... I'm just trying to get back into the exercise habit after a very long time of being a lazy fucker.... And find myself people watching... All ages shapes sizes abilities colours some amazingly weird lifts and exercises and outfits and behaviours... The confident ones the timid ones... That one over there in the corner with the spray on lycra... "

It's the ones who lounge about on the machines taking selfies after pressing a few kg a couple of times then start huffing and puffing and flexing their muscles that make me chuckle

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

and thats why i never stepped foot in a gym just weird

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan  over a year ago

Beverley

I get fed up of posers, but other than that, not seen much weirdness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is it with the side steppers on treadmills.. just face forward, weirdos.

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By *rMonkeyMan  over a year ago

Somewhere

Curling in the squat rack should be banned

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

I dont think I've seen anything weird in the gym I go to. The only thing I did notice that was different to the norm was a man walking backwards on the treadmill.

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Mobile phones should be banned in the gym especially when on equipment

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"Mobile phones should be banned in the gym especially when on equipment "

I listen to music/podcasts through my phone. I wouldn't like phones to be banned for that reason.

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By *iddle ManMan  over a year ago

Walsall


"See things?

I barely look up from the floor. It’s the best way to get through it. "

Best way to go, it's a haven for some strange ones. All sorts of life in there.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"The people at my gym say there's a really ugly strange woman goes but I've never seen her. "

I thought this was funny

We have a couple like that in our gym but we always seem to miss them

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By *alleyDaveMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"You see some weird shit "

I wouldn't know, I've never been in one.

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By *abrielle43Woman  over a year ago

Kildare


"I dont think I've seen anything weird in the gym I go to. The only thing I did notice that was different to the norm was a man walking backwards on the treadmill."

It's good for your knees apparently, I wouldn't know as haven't tried it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The people at my gym say there's a really ugly strange woman goes but I've never seen her.

I thought this was funny

We have a couple like that in our gym but we always seem to miss them "

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By *929Man  over a year ago

bedlington

Gym at now more serious so see less of it seen loads in old leisure centre gym worst was a lad on the shoulder press machine with another lad sitting on his knee facing him assisting him with every rep ffs. So glad not trAining there anymore haha

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By *use and wolfCouple  over a year ago

angus

Never felt the need other than to spot friends.

But i concur, even the few times i used them i saw some shit.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"The people at my gym say there's a really ugly strange woman goes but I've never seen her. "

That's why I don't look in the mirrors much at mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I try to go when it's not too busy and keep my time to a minimum. In and out quickly so not much to see.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The people at my gym say there's a really ugly strange woman goes but I've never seen her.

That's why I don't look in the mirrors much at mine "

Aww you're lovely Sophie.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"You see some weird shit

You do indeed. Life's rich tapestry.

Exactly that... I'm just trying to get back into the exercise habit after a very long time of being a lazy fucker.... And find myself people watching... All ages shapes sizes abilities colours some amazingly weird lifts and exercises and outfits and behaviours... The confident ones the timid ones... That one over there in the corner with the spray on lycra...

And the dickhead doing half reps on the leg press with 10 plates each side that he walks away from after finishing without re-racking them? For example..."

I think membership charges should increase exponentially, commensurate with the number of weights they don't re-rack.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mobile phones should be banned in the gym especially when on equipment

I listen to music/podcasts through my phone. I wouldn't like phones to be banned for that reason."

And I use an app to track my workouts and view my plan. Am I supposed to write it all down? It's not 1970!

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By *929Man  over a year ago

bedlington


"Mobile phones should be banned in the gym especially when on equipment

I listen to music/podcasts through my phone. I wouldn't like phones to be banned for that reason.

And I use an app to track my workouts and view my plan. Am I supposed to write it all down? It's not 1970! "

Haha exactly I couldn’t go without the RepCount app these days fuck going back to carrying round pen and notepad

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"The people at my gym say there's a really ugly strange woman goes but I've never seen her.

That's why I don't look in the mirrors much at mine

Aww you're lovely Sophie. "

Thanks Gertie, you too . I can be scary at the gym, especially if some man has done something silly and I laugh a little too much

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"You see some weird shit

You do indeed. Life's rich tapestry.

Exactly that... I'm just trying to get back into the exercise habit after a very long time of being a lazy fucker.... And find myself people watching... All ages shapes sizes abilities colours some amazingly weird lifts and exercises and outfits and behaviours... The confident ones the timid ones... That one over there in the corner with the spray on lycra...

And the dickhead doing half reps on the leg press with 10 plates each side that he walks away from after finishing without re-racking them? For example...

I think membership charges should increase exponentially, commensurate with the number of weights they don't re-rack. "

Vote Sophie for PM!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"You see some weird shit

You do indeed. Life's rich tapestry.

Exactly that... I'm just trying to get back into the exercise habit after a very long time of being a lazy fucker.... And find myself people watching... All ages shapes sizes abilities colours some amazingly weird lifts and exercises and outfits and behaviours... The confident ones the timid ones... That one over there in the corner with the spray on lycra...

And the dickhead doing half reps on the leg press with 10 plates each side that he walks away from after finishing without re-racking them? For example...

I think membership charges should increase exponentially, commensurate with the number of weights they don't re-rack.

Vote Sophie for PM!"

Lazy fuckers who don't re-rack, should get onto a national register that's as shameful as the sex offenders register.

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By *929Man  over a year ago

bedlington

They suspend your membership at our gym for not reracking weights still get the odd twat that neglects too

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"You see some weird shit

You do indeed. Life's rich tapestry.

Exactly that... I'm just trying to get back into the exercise habit after a very long time of being a lazy fucker.... And find myself people watching... All ages shapes sizes abilities colours some amazingly weird lifts and exercises and outfits and behaviours... The confident ones the timid ones... That one over there in the corner with the spray on lycra...

And the dickhead doing half reps on the leg press with 10 plates each side that he walks away from after finishing without re-racking them? For example...

I think membership charges should increase exponentially, commensurate with the number of weights they don't re-rack.

Vote Sophie for PM!

Lazy fuckers who don't re-rack, should get onto a national register that's as shameful as the sex offenders register. "

Harsh, but fair!

To be fair, I go to two gyms and everyone is brilliant in one and wouldn't dream of not re-racking. The other one, much less so! They'd full up your register pretty quickly!

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By *orthernJayMan  over a year ago

Lancaster

I’m sure we’d all collate the same list of annoyances, agree with all mentions so far; not racking used bells and plates has to be the most annoying!

That said, how many of you notice PT’s, gym staff, people paid to be in the gym etc totally ignoring poor form? I train in SE Asia nowadays and it’s absolutely rife here, even worse than the UK. I’ve seen people injure themselves whilst an “alleged” PT session is happening two metres away!

Blows my mind!

Oh and cell phones/selfies……just no!

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