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Bruce is soon to be gone...
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I'm sorry to say it everyone. Hold those tears. It's been emotional.
But I'm going to change my username as soon as it allows me too. God damn it Knights. Fucking Bruce is a horrendous username.
So I'm gonna change it to a new one but I want GOOD ideas here people. I'll probably ignore them all but I want one that will sound cool and get me laid. Go. |
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"I'm sorry to say it everyone. Hold those tears. It's been emotional.
But I'm going to change my username as soon as it allows me too. God damn it Knights. Fucking Bruce is a horrendous username.
So I'm gonna change it to a new one but I want GOOD ideas here people. I'll probably ignore them all but I want one that will sound cool and get me laid. Go."
Bruce wants the juice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d go with first pet name and colour of your underwear. Like 90’s porn star name chooser style. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about 'I am Bruce'"
That's very good!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a Bruce loose aboot this hoose |
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"I'm sorry to say it everyone. Hold those tears. It's been emotional.
But I'm going to change my username as soon as it allows me too. God damn it Knights. Fucking Bruce is a horrendous username.
So I'm gonna change it to a new one but I want GOOD ideas here people. I'll probably ignore them all but I want one that will sound cool and get me laid. Go."
Bruce almighty |
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"There's a Bruce loose aboot this hoose"
Hahaha we have a winner! |
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Bruce almighty.
Bruce the great and powerful.
Bruces juce |
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Bruce Horndog And The Clunge
Possibly too old a band reference.
J |
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Guys did no one read the part where I said Bruce will be gone.
I'm getting rid of the Bruce!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about Wonko’s understudy |
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IsItANippleHairOrJustThePhoto
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"IsItANippleHairOrJustThePhoto
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It's just the photo!
Of the nipple hair! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
What colour are your eyes?  |
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"What colour are your eyes? "
 I like your thinking!
J |
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"Wayne Bruce"
Haha very good Robin  |
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"What colour are your eyes? "
Hazel |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
It's fucking Bruce
Raven's pegee
Bruce's hole is a goal
It's Brucey time
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"What colour are your eyes?
Hazel "
With a hint of blue, yes.......  |
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"What colour are your eyes?
Hazel
With a hint of blue, yes....... "
But if he steals that then Fluffy won't get her name back and might leave. And then I'd have to kick your arse.
J |
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Fire Exit.
Then everywhere you go you will see your name up in lights |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Guys did no one read the part where I said Bruce will be gone.
I'm getting rid of the Bruce! "
Is this like twitter and X? You do realise nobody is ever going to call you anything but Bruce. |
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"What colour are your eyes?
Hazel
With a hint of blue, yes....... "
Oh! Ha ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What colour are your eyes?
Hazel "
You have your new name already - Hazel will get you a lot of cock too!
Alternatively you could go with 'TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsBruce' |
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"Brucey Boners"
. This is the best one |
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Father_of_cats
You'd have to get another cat |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"What colour are your eyes?
Hazel
With a hint of blue, yes.......
But if he steals that then Fluffy won't get her name back and might leave. And then I'd have to kick your arse.
J"
Ah bugger. Good point well made. Back to the sldrawing board.
How about G'day Bruce ? |
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"What colour are your eyes?
Hazel
With a hint of blue, yes.......
But if he steals that then Fluffy won't get her name back and might leave. And then I'd have to kick your arse.
J
Ah bugger. Good point well made. Back to the sldrawing board.
How about G'day Bruce ?"
Strewth Bruce! |
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"Guys did no one read the part where I said Bruce will be gone.
I'm getting rid of the Bruce! "
I did, actually! But I guess you didn’t like my idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything without Brucey in it |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
How about Jag ? |
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over a year ago
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DicktasticDerek
GorgeousGary
BallsyBrian
KinkyKevin
MotherfuckingMartin
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about Jag ? "
Woah! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Anything without Brucey in it"
Again. Nobody that knows him will call him anything but that. It's no longer just a name |
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"Anything without Brucey in it
Again. Nobody that knows him will call him anything but that. It's no longer just a name "
BrandnameBrucey
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"Anything without Brucey in it"
Agreed, it's settled:
We shall call him... Vagina.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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SuckitBaby
DeepthroatDave (this could get you the wrong kind of attention)
Bruce_man
I can only do dark female names im afraid. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
How about.....There's a Bruce Loose Aboot This Hoose
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over a year ago
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"Anything without Brucey in it
Agreed, it's settled:
We shall call him... Vagina.
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Vag for short.
Or Gina.
It works. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Anything without Brucey in it
Agreed, it's settled:
We shall call him... Vagina.
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Didn't someone suggest 'Cavernous Vag' the other day on a thread.... |
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Bend_it_like_Bruce
Bent_dick_like_Bruce
Bend_over_like_Bruce
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" I'mathreadstarterfuckingthreadstarter " |
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Anything_butt_Bruce
Bruce_Bigilo_London_Gigilo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bruce Bigelow, Londons Gigolo. |
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"Bruce Bigelow, Londons Gigolo."
Beat you to it ROFL
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bruce Bigelow, Londons Gigolo.
Beat you to it ROFL
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Yeah yeah smarty pants |
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"Brucey MacBruceface"
Suggested with crowd voting in mind! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bruce the moose  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roastie chicken |
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See, I'm still seeing alot of Bruce here and this is said problem... |
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"What colour are your eyes? "
Don't give him any ideas! Hopefully brown |
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I'll be getting rid of Fluffy Chicken in the next few weeks if you want that |
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Nobody puts brucey in the corner |
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By *w214Couple
over a year ago
Wirral |
The artist formerly known as bruce. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The profile formerly known as Bruce?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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E-Curb... Or have I got this all backwards? |
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"I'll be getting rid of Fluffy Chicken in the next few weeks if you want that"
Sold! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Bruce 33: just like the 80's aftershave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try Fiona seems to rhyme |
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"I'll be getting rid of Fluffy Chicken in the next few weeks if you want that
Sold!"
Perfect, I'll drop you a message when I'm getting rid |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Say_my_name_bitch
And then we all say Brucey |
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"Say_my_name_bitch
And then we all say Brucey"
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Say_my_name_bitch
And then we all say Brucey"
Like cheerleaders? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t care what you call yourself, you’ll always be brucey to me  |
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Have you though about "xXAssBlaster69x420BlazeItXx"? Just a suggestion 
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be getting rid of Fluffy Chicken in the next few weeks if you want that"
Excuse me, you’ll be giving it back to me on Sunday! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shitting Steve? |
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"I'll be getting rid of Fluffy Chicken in the next few weeks if you want that
Excuse me, you’ll be giving it back to me on Sunday!"
Too late, I've promised it Bruce now |
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"Bruce 33: just like the 80's aftershave."
Splash on him all over? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys did no one read the part where I said Bruce will be gone.
I'm getting rid of the Bruce! "
I don't think just being called 'Fucking' will work..? |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Cosmo the Cookie Monster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You’ll have gone to all that trouble for everyone to still call you brucey |
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"You’ll have gone to all that trouble for everyone to still call you brucey "
I’m probably still going to call him Brucey.
Unless he changes his name to Puppydog. |
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Gotta be one of the most original look at me thread's in a while.
Chapeau OP
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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yecurB. |
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Freeeedom oh hang on that was Wallis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loveaspud
Bestprofileonfab
Not just the average bruce
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
no oozing without Brucing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about 'I am Bruce'
That's very good! "
I was Bruce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you not left yet? |
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How about, just for Xmas..
Bruce’ll Sprout |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brucifer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about, just for Xmas..
Bruce’ll Sprout"
This is good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be getting rid of Fluffy Chicken in the next few weeks if you want that
Excuse me, you’ll be giving it back to me on Sunday!
Too late, I've promised it Bruce now"
You promised it me first |
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This is one of my most popular threads ever and it's total fucking nonsense
I'm learning here! |
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How come everybody changing their name . |
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"How about, just for Xmas..
Bruce’ll Sprout"
Genius |
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"Golden_Ritchever_Puppy"
Oh I wouldn't have fought so hard for your attention if I knew you were gonna be like this |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"How come everybody changing their name ."
Tis the season and all that Bolognese |
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Just change it to OP…
Because let’s face is 90% of the time - you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clucking truce |
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By *w214Couple
over a year ago
Wirral |
There used to be a single male profile on here called slaghammer, now that was ballsey. |
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"How about, just for Xmas..
Bruce’ll Sprout"
Love it |
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"Just change it to OP…
Because let’s face is 90% of the time - you are "
The best shout |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trucking suze |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ducking loose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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RectumRomeo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brucey spunks |
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"Bruce&Raven4Ever "
Bruce&RavenUpATree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bruce&Raven4Ever "
We're getting matching tattoos of that. |
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"Golden_Ritchever_Puppy
Oh I wouldn't have fought so hard for your attention if I knew you were gonna be like this "
Regretting it now are we? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Bruce&Raven4Ever "
They need to fuck first! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bruce&Raven4Ever
Bruce&RavenUpATree"
K I s s I n g |
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"Bruce&Raven4Ever
Bruce&RavenUpATree
K I s s I n g "
She'd probably push him out the tree to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bruce&Raven4Ever
We're getting matching tattoos of that. "
Crossed out every 2 weeks with a name change? |
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"Bruce&Raven4Ever "
Hahahaha jesus.
Raven I thought we played it cool here? |
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Given your potato facts in your profile, what about Spud-U-Like? |
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"I'm sorry to say it everyone. Hold those tears. It's been emotional.
But I'm going to change my username as soon as it allows me too. God damn it Knights. Fucking Bruce is a horrendous username."
Rimming Jimmy |
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Rimming Jimmy"
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuckitty-fuck.
The OP's username made me think of Bruce Forsythe and I was thinking of another 80's TV presenter whose' name could be, ermmm, you know.
Anyway, I was thinking of Jimmy Tarbuck, not *that* Jimmy. It was too late to delete the bastard post... |
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Strewth Bruce don't go!
Well you can if you like, nobody should tell you what to do, unless you're sub like me lol.
Safe travels, whatever you do
From a pair of randoms lol |
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Fucking Bruce - I didn't make you chang it
Maybe Bruce is loose around your hoose
Mrs |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Will it get your dick wet?
Hmmm. Unlikely. Obviously that's where your winning personality comes in to play.
Stick with some variant of Brucey. It's you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bruce Forsooth |
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"Bruce Almighty?"
oh please change it to this |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Bruce willy
Brucybrunette |
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Bruce vain
Batmans alter ego actually does have a song about him!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BruceSimp |
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"I'm sorry to say it everyone. Hold those tears. It's been emotional.
But I'm going to change my username as soon as it allows me too. God damn it Knights. Fucking Bruce is a horrendous username.
So I'm gonna change it to a new one but I want GOOD ideas here people. I'll probably ignore them all but I want one that will sound cool and get me laid. Go."
How about “not fucking Bruce” |
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Crack on mate... Youre dragging it out a bit now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crack on mate... Youre dragging it out a bit now. "
It's almost over and Brucie will be no more.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kevin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2ndHarold |
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As denny line sang...
We've already said "goodbye"
Since you gotta go, oh you'd better
Go now, go now, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spruce Bingstein "
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"As denny line sang...
We've already said "goodbye"
Since you gotta go, oh you'd better
Go now, go now,"
*laine... Fucking autocorrect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FuckingPotato |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bruce Forsooth "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crack on mate... Youre dragging it out a bit now.
It's almost over and Brucie will be no more.
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Don't get my hopes up. |
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