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I really mean this without any sarcasm.
Positive, happy and hopeful thread.
Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive.
Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis.
You will be noticed.
You will have meets in no time.
Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years.
They are just numbers.
Don't get negative or disappointed.
Ladies get a lot of messages.
You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality.
Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly.
As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously.
I know, right?
How could we get it so wrong?
If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets.
Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking.
Maybe need an action bag too.
Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand.
Sounds good?
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over a year ago
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"I really mean this without any sarcasm.
Positive, happy and hopeful thread.
Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive.
Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis.
You will be noticed.
You will have meets in no time.
Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years.
They are just numbers.
Don't get negative or disappointed.
Ladies get a lot of messages.
You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality.
Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly.
As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously.
I know, right?
How could we get it so wrong?
If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets.
Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking.
Maybe need an action bag too.
Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand.
Sounds good?
"
Freedom of choice not one thrust at us 
thrusting is a dying art
Dab bod.. Is that dib dab |
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"I really mean this without any sarcasm.
Positive, happy and hopeful thread.
Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive.
Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis.
You will be noticed.
You will have meets in no time.
Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years.
They are just numbers.
Don't get negative or disappointed.
Ladies get a lot of messages.
You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality.
Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly.
As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously.
I know, right?
How could we get it so wrong?
If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets.
Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking.
Maybe need an action bag too.
Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand.
Sounds good?
Freedom of choice not one thrust at us
thrusting is a dying art
Dab bod.. Is that dib dab "
Have you heard it in the news?
Women trading in luxury cars.
They all want to ride a lemon.
That's the new cool.
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"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass  "
Probably you haven't been nice enough?
Patience and being mega nice is the secret.
Chin up and stop worrying about time.
Did you get offers to shove plastic up there? 
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"great, so by the time i'm 90 dad bod and average will be in vogue then lol"
You can start a diet now.
You might need to lie about your penis size.
Just say it's 6" even if it's bigger.
It's not your fault and you might get away with it unnoticed.
After all you are nice,right? |
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"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass "
I’ll be honest no-one has ever offered to shove anything plastic up my ass on here, am I doing something wrong? Sounds like I’m missing out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really mean this without any sarcasm.
Positive, happy and hopeful thread.
Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive.
Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis.
You will be noticed.
You will have meets in no time.
Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years.
They are just numbers.
Don't get negative or disappointed.
Ladies get a lot of messages.
You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality.
Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly.
As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously.
I know, right?
How could we get it so wrong?
If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets.
Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking.
Maybe need an action bag too.
Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand.
Sounds good?
"
Action bag..
Oh I know it is your safeguard bag
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really mean this without any sarcasm.
Positive, happy and hopeful thread.
Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive.
Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis.
You will be noticed.
You will have meets in no time.
Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years.
They are just numbers.
Don't get negative or disappointed.
Ladies get a lot of messages.
You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality.
Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly.
As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously.
I know, right?
How could we get it so wrong?
If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets.
Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking.
Maybe need an action bag too.
Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand.
Sounds good?
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Probably you haven't been nice enough?
Patience and being mega nice is the secret.
Chin up and stop worrying about time.
Did you get offers to shove plastic up there?
"
Nah I don't want nice. Nice guys generally aren't nice. |
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"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Probably you haven't been nice enough?
Patience and being mega nice is the secret.
Chin up and stop worrying about time.
Did you get offers to shove plastic up there?
Nah I don't want nice. Nice guys generally aren't nice. "
That's a good start.
Prefered penis size?
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"I really mean this without any sarcasm.
Positive, happy and hopeful thread.
Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive.
Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis.
You will be noticed.
You will have meets in no time.
Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years.
They are just numbers.
Don't get negative or disappointed.
Ladies get a lot of messages.
You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality.
Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly.
As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously.
I know, right?
How could we get it so wrong?
If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets.
Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking.
Maybe need an action bag too.
Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand.
Sounds good?
Without sarcasm "
Believe me, actually I'm a really bad liar.
Almost never can get away with even little white lies. |
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"The single guys I know have done really well at clubs instead of just relying on fab "
It's like catch 22.
You need to be extremely confident for clubs.
If you are here for a year without any success, then there's a slight chance you lost some confidence. |
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By *sm81Couple
over a year ago
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"The single guys I know have done really well at clubs instead of just relying on fab
It's like catch 22.
You need to be extremely confident for clubs.
If you are here for a year without any success, then there's a slight chance you lost some confidence. "
You would be surprised about confidence! Everyone has to start somewhere and a few we have become good friends with just through meeting at libs and chatting beforehand on kik/discord |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Probably you haven't been nice enough?
Patience and being mega nice is the secret.
Chin up and stop worrying about time.
Did you get offers to shove plastic up there?
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I am one mean son of a bitch. Rawr. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Coffee or "coffee"?"
That's what I asked!
Coffee. In a Costa. And I know some forum users love getting it on in a Costa (shout out you know who you are!) But I don't think it's for me Mimi. Apart from in that scenario |
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"The single guys I know have done really well at clubs instead of just relying on fab
It's like catch 22.
You need to be extremely confident for clubs.
If you are here for a year without any success, then there's a slight chance you lost some confidence.
You would be surprised about confidence! Everyone has to start somewhere and a few we have become good friends with just through meeting at libs and chatting beforehand on kik/discord "
I'll go back to work tomorrow.
I'll try to flirt with the waitresses and I will see where I am with confidence.
I know they don't want me, but I can see when they like or pretend to like compliments.
Then I will decide on visiting a club. |
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"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Probably you haven't been nice enough?
Patience and being mega nice is the secret.
Chin up and stop worrying about time.
Did you get offers to shove plastic up there?
I am one mean son of a bitch. Rawr."
Tell them to start with a finger.
Pretend you suffer, then they might ride you instead.
They might feel sorry, unless it's HER.
Then you will end up in A & E for stitches. |
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"The single guys I know have done really well at clubs instead of just relying on fab
It's like catch 22.
You need to be extremely confident for clubs.
If you are here for a year without any success, then there's a slight chance you lost some confidence. "
I think people need to go to clubs to realise they aren't as scary as they (understandably) seem. Always have a good time.. just have to let loose and have no expectations... I think that's half the problem... people do things in the hope (_____) happens... if it doesn't... they become disappointed. Go in with no expectations everything is a bonus. Same with FS. Love the thread. |
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"The single guys I know have done really well at clubs instead of just relying on fab
It's like catch 22.
You need to be extremely confident for clubs.
If you are here for a year without any success, then there's a slight chance you lost some confidence.
I think people need to go to clubs to realise they aren't as scary as they (understandably) seem. Always have a good time.. just have to let loose and have no expectations... I think that's half the problem... people do things in the hope (_____) happens... if it doesn't... they become disappointed. Go in with no expectations everything is a bonus. Same with FS. Love the thread. "
I couldn't really go 100% honestly without expectations.
No clubs nearby and don't have a car.
So I'd need to do some arrangements and leave like 1-2 hours earlier.
Probably I'd end up sitting in a corner sipping a 15£ vodka orange.
Would be hard to do that without disappointment.
Kind of lost a lot of confidence since I joined Fab, so not sure I wouldn't go shy, then hate myself for missed opportunity.
I might just talk shit here and sound like a pussy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s all about having a good attitude 
Which is why we all know a bunch of dickheads with endless birds and a million of the nicest guys ever that couldn’t get a meet to save their life
Stay positive guys |
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"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Coffee or "coffee"?
That's what I asked!
Coffee. In a Costa. And I know some forum users love getting it on in a Costa (shout out you know who you are!) But I don't think it's for me Mimi. Apart from in that scenario "
But I've type of coffee, can lead to the other type of coffee... You have to play the long game! |
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"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Coffee or "coffee"?
That's what I asked!
Coffee. In a Costa. And I know some forum users love getting it on in a Costa (shout out you know who you are!) But I don't think it's for me Mimi. Apart from in that scenario
But I've type of coffee, can lead to the other type of coffee... You have to play the long game!"
*That* type |
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By *akbearMan
over a year ago
Newbury |
"I really mean this without any sarcasm.
Positive, happy and hopeful thread.
Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive.
Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis.
You will be noticed.
You will have meets in no time.
Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years.
They are just numbers.
Don't get negative or disappointed.
Ladies get a lot of messages.
You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality.
Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly.
As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously.
I know, right?
How could we get it so wrong?
If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets.
Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking.
Maybe need an action bag too.
Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand.
Sounds good?
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This sounds a great mantra, where do I sign up!! |
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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago
Tipton |
"I really mean this without any sarcasm.
Positive, happy and hopeful thread.
Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive.
Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis.
You will be noticed.
You will have meets in no time.
Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years.
They are just numbers.
Don't get negative or disappointed.
Ladies get a lot of messages.
You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality.
Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly.
As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously.
I know, right?
How could we get it so wrong?
If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets.
Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking.
Maybe need an action bag too.
Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand.
Sounds good?
"
Thanks For The Advice |
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"I really mean this without any sarcasm.
Positive, happy and hopeful thread.
Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive.
Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis.
You will be noticed.
You will have meets in no time.
Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years.
They are just numbers.
Don't get negative or disappointed.
Ladies get a lot of messages.
You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality.
Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly.
As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously.
I know, right?
How could we get it so wrong?
If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets.
Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking.
Maybe need an action bag too.
Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand.
Sounds good?
This sounds a great mantra, where do I sign up!! "
You just did.
You can thank me later when you get slammed with the hot ladies. |
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"I really mean this without any sarcasm.
Positive, happy and hopeful thread.
Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive.
Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis.
You will be noticed.
You will have meets in no time.
Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years.
They are just numbers.
Don't get negative or disappointed.
Ladies get a lot of messages.
You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality.
Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly.
As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously.
I know, right?
How could we get it so wrong?
If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets.
Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking.
Maybe need an action bag too.
Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand.
Sounds good?
Thanks For The Advice "
You're welcome.
Don't forget me when you need to bulk buy condoms from the wholesaler. |
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