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over a year ago
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"I’d quite like a Wagon Wheel just now. Haven’t had one in years.
Try aldis knock off ones, they’re lush
Are they bigger? "
No they’re the same. Size isn’t everything ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"I’d quite like a Wagon Wheel just now. Haven’t had one in years.
Try aldis knock off ones, they’re lush
Are they bigger?
No they’re the same. Size isn’t everything
With wagon wheel it is! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d quite like a Wagon Wheel just now. Haven’t had one in years.
Try aldis knock off ones, they’re lush
Are they bigger?
No they’re the same. Size isn’t everything
With wagon wheel it is! "
Have two then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have two then!
I don’t think it works like that, Chicken.
I mean … two Ford Fiestas can’t do the job of one Dodge Ram."
What about if you put one fiesta on top of the other fiesta and tie them together? Or put them side by side and tie them together and get two people to drive them at the same speed? Or tie one behind the other? Or you could cut the boot off one and weld it to the front of the other one? Then put a 2.0 litre red top engine in the front one and upgrade the turbo? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I’d quite like a Wagon Wheel just now. Haven’t had one in years.
Try aldis knock off ones, they’re lush
Are they bigger?
No they’re the same. Size isn’t everything
With wagon wheel it is!
Have two then!"
And go through them faster!? ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d quite like a Wagon Wheel just now. Haven’t had one in years.
Try aldis knock off ones, they’re lush
Are they bigger?
No they’re the same. Size isn’t everything
With wagon wheel it is!
Have two then!
And go through them faster!? "
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Have two then!
I don’t think it works like that, Chicken.
I mean … two Ford Fiestas can’t do the job of one Dodge Ram.
What about if you put one fiesta on top of the other fiesta and tie them together? Or put them side by side and tie them together and get two people to drive them at the same speed? Or tie one behind the other? Or you could cut the boot off one and weld it to the front of the other one? Then put a 2.0 litre red top engine in the front one and upgrade the turbo?"
Did you use to go banger racing by any chance?! ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"What about if you put one fiesta on top of the other fiesta and tie them together? Or put them side by side and tie them together and get two people to drive them at the same speed? Or tie one behind the other? Or you could cut the boot off one and weld it to the front of the other one? Then put a 2.0 litre red top engine in the front one and upgrade the turbo?"
Marry me, Fluffy. |
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"I’d quite like a Wagon Wheel just now. Haven’t had one in years.
Try aldis knock off ones, they’re lush
Are they bigger?
No they’re the same. Size isn’t everything
With wagon wheel it is!
Have two then!
And go through them faster!? "
Question is can you fit a whole one in your mouth?? ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have two then!
I don’t think it works like that, Chicken.
I mean … two Ford Fiestas can’t do the job of one Dodge Ram.
What about if you put one fiesta on top of the other fiesta and tie them together? Or put them side by side and tie them together and get two people to drive them at the same speed? Or tie one behind the other? Or you could cut the boot off one and weld it to the front of the other one? Then put a 2.0 litre red top engine in the front one and upgrade the turbo?
Did you use to go banger racing by any chance?! "
Haha no I just love cars ![](/icons/s/2/heart.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about if you put one fiesta on top of the other fiesta and tie them together? Or put them side by side and tie them together and get two people to drive them at the same speed? Or tie one behind the other? Or you could cut the boot off one and weld it to the front of the other one? Then put a 2.0 litre red top engine in the front one and upgrade the turbo?
Marry me, Fluffy."
Okay I’m free Sunday if that works for you? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"What about if you put one fiesta on top of the other fiesta and tie them together? Or put them side by side and tie them together and get two people to drive them at the same speed? Or tie one behind the other? Or you could cut the boot off one and weld it to the front of the other one? Then put a 2.0 litre red top engine in the front one and upgrade the turbo?
Marry me, Fluffy.
Okay I’m free Sunday if that works for you? "
I think he means the other Fluffy ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"What about if you put one fiesta on top of the other fiesta and tie them together? Or put them side by side and tie them together and get two people to drive them at the same speed? Or tie one behind the other? Or you could cut the boot off one and weld it to the front of the other one? Then put a 2.0 litre red top engine in the front one and upgrade the turbo?
Marry me, Fluffy.
Okay I’m free Sunday if that works for you?
I think he means the other Fluffy "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about if you put one fiesta on top of the other fiesta and tie them together? Or put them side by side and tie them together and get two people to drive them at the same speed? Or tie one behind the other? Or you could cut the boot off one and weld it to the front of the other one? Then put a 2.0 litre red top engine in the front one and upgrade the turbo?
Marry me, Fluffy.
Okay I’m free Sunday if that works for you?
I think he means the other Fluffy "
That fake fluffy is cockblocking me now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That fake fluffy is cockblocking me now!
He’s not getting between us, don’t worry. Now come here and cover yourself in 10w40 oil. I want to fuck you while you smell like a greasemonkey."
I’ll bring my 10mm socket ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d quite like a Wagon Wheel just now. Haven’t had one in years.
Try aldis knock off ones, they’re lush " I agree but strangely 3p dearer than the original ones I swop each week |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll bring my 10mm socket
Bullshit. Nobody has a 10mm socket. They’re mythical and you’re clearly a fantasist."
I’ve got one. And two 10mm spanners. You know why? Because I don’t lend my tools out and I put them back where they belong ![](/icons/s/2/domokun.gif) |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"I’d quite like a Wagon Wheel just now. Haven’t had one in years.
They've shrunk!
no it's your mouth that's got bigger so they feel smaller "
this could explain a few other things too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’d quite like a Wagon Wheel just now. Haven’t had one in years.
They've shrunk!
no it's your mouth that's got bigger so they feel smaller
this could explain a few other things too! " wagon wheel is the new sky remote |
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