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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Things are going so well, you really like somebody. It all works and is good. Great vibes.
Then it happens, they hit you with a bombshell that shatters the entire fabric of reality of what you thought was great...
They drink the red cap milk...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would tell them to go and wank off an elderly cow and drink the sperm of the udder instead because nipples are awful terrible things like why would you think red is OK to drink in this day and age when you have the option to breed a cow yourself and raise it in a safe environment as part of your family! |
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"Gone. It’ll never work. Can’t handle real milk, can’t handle real sex.
I'll go slink my lactose intolerant arse to the useless corner then  "
But you’re not drinking red top are you? I’m sure there’s plenty of punch in soya/oat/almond etc? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my good god! It’s for weight loss purposes! 
How much milk do you consume that you need to reduce the calorific total in it as part of an overall calorie deficit weight loss plan? "
Um
Bowl of cereal in the morning and two cups of tea throughout the day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.
As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........
What if they don't drink coffee?
Red flag........  "
But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway. |
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"Oh my good god! It’s for weight loss purposes!
How much milk do you consume that you need to reduce the calorific total in it as part of an overall calorie deficit weight loss plan?
Um
Bowl of cereal in the morning and two cups of tea throughout the day "
So about 300ml depending on how large the cereal bowl is.
Not that many calories. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.
As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........
What if they don't drink coffee?
Red flag........
But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway. "
I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.
How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....   |
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"Things are going so well, you really like somebody. It all works and is good. Great vibes.
Then it happens, they hit you with a bombshell that shatters the entire fabric of reality of what you thought was great...
They drink the red cap milk... "
Not the one with the purple cap???
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.
As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........
What if they don't drink coffee?
Red flag........
But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.
I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.
How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis.... "
Pepsi has caffeine too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my good god! It’s for weight loss purposes!
How much milk do you consume that you need to reduce the calorific total in it as part of an overall calorie deficit weight loss plan?
Um
Bowl of cereal in the morning and two cups of tea throughout the day
So about 300ml depending on how large the cereal bowl is.
Not that many calories. "
It’s a big bowl and the tea is very milky  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d prefer it to be honest then they can have their own carton of milk and not drink the blue stuff as already go through 4-6 pints a day"
See he gets it! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.
As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........
What if they don't drink coffee?
Red flag........
But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.
I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.
How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis.... "
People resist that urge?
Oops  |
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"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.
As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........
What if they don't drink coffee?
Red flag........
But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.
I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.
How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....
Pepsi has caffeine too? "
Pepsi, that's another red flag!! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.
As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........
What if they don't drink coffee?
Red flag........
But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.
I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.
How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....
People resist that urge?
Oops "
It's OK if you're quick.
Just tell any passers buy the freshly dug graves out front were for last night's Halloween shenanigans..... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.
As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........
What if they don't drink coffee?
Red flag........
But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.
I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.
How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....
People resist that urge?
Oops
It's OK if you're quick.
Just tell any passers buy the freshly dug graves out front were for last night's Halloween shenanigans..... "
What about the large pile of bodies waiting to be thrown in the Channel? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.
As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........
What if they don't drink coffee?
Red flag........
But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.
I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.
How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....
People resist that urge?
Oops
It's OK if you're quick.
Just tell any passers buy the freshly dug graves out front were for last night's Halloween shenanigans.....
What about the large pile of bodies waiting to be thrown in the Channel?"
It's bonfire night soon...... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.
As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........
What if they don't drink coffee?
Red flag........
But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.
I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.
How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....
People resist that urge?
Oops
It's OK if you're quick.
Just tell any passers buy the freshly dug graves out front were for last night's Halloween shenanigans.....
What about the large pile of bodies waiting to be thrown in the Channel?
It's bonfire night soon...... "
How did I get through my days without you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.
As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........
What if they don't drink coffee?
Red flag........
But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.
I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.
How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....
Pepsi has caffeine too?
Pepsi, that's another red flag!! "
My friend buys the Aldi version if that helps?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.
As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........
What if they don't drink coffee?
Red flag........
But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.
I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.
How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....
Pepsi has caffeine too?
Pepsi, that's another red flag!!
My friend buys the Aldi version if that helps? "
Aldi knockoff Pepsi is actually lovely! |
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"Things are going so well, you really like somebody. It all works and is good. Great vibes.
Then it happens, they hit you with a bombshell that shatters the entire fabric of reality of what you thought was great...
They drink the red cap milk... "
I'm worse - I drink Oat Milk. |
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