"You’re supposed to use the one attached to the door  . Nobody’s on the other side of a box on the wall 
The mr
Could be worse. He could be straddling a postbox 
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Let’s hope it’s not the one with snails in, I’m sure they’d love nibbling his glue.
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If it was my letterbox I'd give your cock a good wash with fairy liquid and sugar to make it extra smooth and sterile. And then I would ask Rex to pop around and back up into it so he could glaze it with his anal wall juice. |
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"...I've had my dong stuck in this letterbox for 11hrs now, I'm very cold and hungry, pls advise.
Were you performing a trick or hoping for a treat?  "
Probably bo... wait hang on that'll get me banned  |
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"If it was my letterbox I'd give your cock a good wash with fairy liquid and sugar to make it extra smooth and sterile. And then I would ask Rex to pop around and back up into it so he could glaze it with his anal wall juice."
He's got doubloons up there, I seen them.
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"If it was my letterbox I'd give your cock a good wash with fairy liquid and sugar to make it extra smooth and sterile. And then I would ask Rex to pop around and back up into it so he could glaze it with his anal wall juice.
He's got doubloons up there, I seen them.
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"If it was my letterbox I'd give your cock a good wash with fairy liquid and sugar to make it extra smooth and sterile. And then I would ask Rex to pop around and back up into it so he could glaze it with his anal wall juice.
He's got doubloons up there, I seen them.
I know. 500 doubloons for your troubles if you visit his dark hole. "
I retired six years ago.  |
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"Are you alright CD? And more importantly, is your dong ok?
Dr. HandsomeJaw said to keep the cast on for 3-5 weeks.
Pretty sure he's No Nut Novemberin' me, what a lad.
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"Are you alright CD? And more importantly, is your dong ok?
Dr. HandsomeJaw said to keep the cast on for 3-5 weeks.
Pretty sure he's No Nut Novemberin' me, what a lad.
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