"So who's hiding with the lights off and whose embracing it?
I must be getting softer with age as I've all out for the first time"
I’m in a hot bath listening to very loud grunge as I’ve had a wank day.
I could really do with a candle or two and a bath bomb if any treaters are near my place  |
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All curtains & blinds closed here - can’t be doing with the dog going nuts every time the door goes. The kids here are good though & look for signs that they’re welcome. We used to make loads of effort years ago
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"I've seen groups go up the road but they're only going to decorated houses I think. No-one's knocked, so we might get to keep all the sweets for ourselves "
Have you any decorations up Rachoshaws? |
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"I've seen groups go up the road but they're only going to decorated houses I think. No-one's knocked, so we might get to keep all the sweets for ourselves
Have you any decorations up Rachoshaws?"
Hell no. I keep the house the way I keep my vag - unkempt and unwelcoming |
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"I've seen groups go up the road but they're only going to decorated houses I think. No-one's knocked, so we might get to keep all the sweets for ourselves
Have you any decorations up Rachoshaws?
Hell no. I keep the house the way I keep my vag - unkempt and unwelcoming "
I’ll remember to wipe my dick on the way out. |
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"I've seen groups go up the road but they're only going to decorated houses I think. No-one's knocked, so we might get to keep all the sweets for ourselves
Have you any decorations up Rachoshaws?
Hell no. I keep the house the way I keep my vag - unkempt and unwelcoming
I’ll remember to wipe my dick on the way out."
Just to warn you - the curtains are getting dangerously crusty |
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I remember when I lived in East Belfast and 2 guys about 16 or 17 years old knocked the door with their hoods over their faces.
"Trick or treat" in a strong Belfast accent.
I gave them an apple each from the fruit bowl. They looked confused but I just told them it was healthier than sweets and closed the door |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Anyone trick or treating me tonight will be getting bloody wet, and have a long walk ahead of them to get here.
They'll also be shit out of luck as I have no treats......  "
You've always got treats! |
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over a year ago
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"Anyone trick or treating me tonight will be getting bloody wet, and have a long walk ahead of them to get here.
They'll also be shit out of luck as I have no treats......
You've always got treats!"
Yes. But they're MY treats....    |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Anyone trick or treating me tonight will be getting bloody wet, and have a long walk ahead of them to get here.
They'll also be shit out of luck as I have no treats......
You've always got treats!
Yes. But they're MY treats.... "
Sharing is caring, young man |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Anyone trick or treating me tonight will be getting bloody wet, and have a long walk ahead of them to get here.
They'll also be shit out of luck as I have no treats......
You've always got treats!
Yes. But they're MY treats....
Sharing is caring, young man "
Not with someone else's crotch fruit. Fuck that! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Anyone trick or treating me tonight will be getting bloody wet, and have a long walk ahead of them to get here.
They'll also be shit out of luck as I have no treats......
You've always got treats!
Yes. But they're MY treats....
Sharing is caring, young man
Not with someone else's crotch fruit. Fuck that! "
Tonight they're definitely crotch goblins... and ghoulies... and vampires  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"They don't come here. Not after the incident.
Ominous
We don't talk about it...
Can't be doing with the 15.2 mile hike to your front door "
And that. No lights in the driveway. Or "avenue" as some call it. |
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Ive had loads only got a few bags left and got extra stuff just incase, last year had about 70 weans and had to send my son to the shop for more stuff lol |
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"They don't come here. Not after the incident.
Ominous
We don't talk about it...
Can't be doing with the 15.2 mile hike to your front door
And that. No lights in the driveway. Or "avenue" as some call it."
I think the word " Ranch " is more realistic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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just had a few knocking on door. My windows are wide open, lights on, music playing. They didn’t knock for long, funnily enough - I’ve loads of Halloween paraphernalia on my porch, some of it there year-round to scare the locals |
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