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Things I have learnt today.....2
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Not a new thing I've learnt today so sorry for slightly going off topic at a tangent, but what I confirmed (yet again) is how boring m&s is. I only cheered up at the food section and had a big samosa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That no matter how sexually-orientated you think a new website is, there's always someone who reacts in horror at the thought of a guy being horny and looking for sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not to walk three dogs on your own when Beowulf is loose in the woods .
Bloody hell that was fun , my normally laid back Labrador went mental , the Spaniel kept his distance but added vocal support and the Staff/Husky was doing an impersonation of a mower at full revs with lots if gnashing and scrabbling in a "let me at him " way on the lead .
Hey ho , it was all barking and shoving and no harm done. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
that if you want a certain job done, give the person you are tasking to do that job an alternative that sounds worse... and they gladly do the task you asked for in the first place... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To not just rely on spell check on emails and to actually review oneself, that way i will stop calling a colleague Brain instead of Brian in every email !! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That you are not supposed to blow your nose if you have a blocked eustachian tube.
Ouch! I hope your ears are ok.
Pardon ?"
If your ears are blocked, pour a teaspoon full of extra virgin olive oil oan them.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That you are not supposed to blow your nose if you have a blocked eustachian tube.
Ouch! I hope your ears are ok.
Pardon ?
If your ears are blocked, pour a teaspoon full of extra virgin olive oil oan them...."
* down....  |
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"That you are not supposed to blow your nose if you have a blocked eustachian tube.
Ouch! I hope your ears are ok.
Pardon ?
If your ears are blocked, pour a teaspoon full of extra virgin olive oil oan them...."
Now both you and I know I might as well use axle grease. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That you are not supposed to blow your nose if you have a blocked eustachian tube.
Ouch! I hope your ears are ok.
Pardon ?
If your ears are blocked, pour a teaspoon full of extra virgin olive oil oan them....
Now both you and I know I might as well use axle grease. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have learned that listening to a Russian Doctor on a breathing video makes me think of Meerkats....... "
An asthmatic Zhivago reminds you of Sergei....???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To not just rely on spell check on emails and to actually review oneself, that way i will stop calling a colleague Brain instead of Brian in every email !! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To pay more attention to detail, like avatar pictures and different message titles probably indicate its two different people lol .............. oh oooops  |
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"I would much rather have a productive cough than this shitty dry cough that has hindered me from sleeping for more than 3 hours a night... I am knackered and run down xx"
Try the root ginger in boiling water tea. It really eases a dry cough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Butt plugs can slip inside including the outside bit that sits on the edge of your botty, when I orgasm!"
Crikey !! How did you get it back out ?.
A massive fart and shoot the cat ?. |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
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"Butt plugs can slip inside including the outside bit that sits on the edge of your botty, when I orgasm!
Crikey !! How did you get it back out ?.
A massive fart and shoot the cat ?."
Lol. Swingers chat under lost butt plug andcits explained all there lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"that its way too easy to spend hours in these forums - but slowly im getting to know a few people here  "
Not as quickly as some of us would hope....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"that its way too easy to spend hours in these forums - but slowly im getting to know a few people here
Not as quickly as some of us would hope.... "
oh i say |
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"That I need a set of Terms & Conditions... 
Just put T&C apply on your profile. No one reads the small print and you can vary them as necessary."
I've also learnt that, on the whole, the regular forum users can provide a balanced and sensible answer to a well presented and genuine question and that people do value that advice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Food poisoning from oysters eaten on Friday night is not, I repeat NOT cool
But the extra weight my wii twatting fit reckons I've put on, I think has started to come off ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How to program my boiler timer, that money doesn't randomly go missing in the bank and that sitting on the floor for more than 2 evenings is a pain in the arse (literally!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Random but learnt that our friends dog much prefers raw Tomato over Broccoli & I'm shit at reversing my chair!!
Thinking back quite a bizarre day  "
what happened when u reversed? lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not to put toaster crumpets in the toaster they get stuck!
you have to squish them first - then they fit Doesnt say that ont packet though...  "
Mental note for my next FFM....
Squish crumpet together for best results..... |
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