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Good morning Tuesday the Halloween edition!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning Zombie and Sprout et al!
Happy Halloween! 
I've woken up with a high libido, a need to have a PSL and watch Scream. Have a spooktastic day whatever you're up to!  "
Good morning zombie _eli  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning chicken,
Good morning fabbers, I hope all the women are keeping their eyes peeled for ghoulies  "
Good morning wooden zombie no ghoulies here yet…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning
The inquisition begins at 08:00.
Blood eagle at sunset.
Witch burnings throughout the night."
Good morning zombie hans who are we inquisitioning? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough  "
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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!!!
I'm watching a horror film whilst drinking coffee and eating pumpkin pie (that I made!).
I have no work! Also no plans for sex but hey ho, I can finally rock the Bellatrix hair!
Morning. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"!!!
I'm watching a horror film whilst drinking coffee and eating pumpkin pie (that I made!).
I have no work! Also no plans for sex but hey ho, I can finally rock the Bellatrix hair!
Morning."
Good morning zombie raven I’ve got the day off too! And also the bellatrix hair although yours is a more appropriate colour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen "
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation 
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Zombie, morning all.
Today I am swapping Misty Manor for Whitby Abbey. Perfect for Halloween."
Good morning zombie misty isn’t Whitby abbey the most beautiful place |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween? "
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good morning zombie Kai
This is accurate, minus the good.
I'm a zombie most mornings to be fair... coffee??"
Zombie coffee should have virgin blood instead of milk |
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"Good morning
The inquisition begins at 08:00.
Blood eagle at sunset.
Witch burnings throughout the night.
Good morning zombie hans who are we inquisitioning? "
Who amongst us has the foulest sins to cleanse?
Tell me your secrets, and redeem your soul. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning all! Working today but shall try and get away with a bit of a costume. If they don't like it then they can send me home to change  "
Good morning zombie _ede |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good morning zombie Kai
This is accurate, minus the good.
I'm a zombie most mornings to be fair... coffee??
Zombie coffee should have virgin blood instead of milk "
Virgins on Fab may be hard to find, unless of course you are in Shag's monthly club  |
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"Good morning
The inquisition begins at 08:00.
Blood eagle at sunset.
Witch burnings throughout the night.
Good morning zombie hans who are we inquisitioning?
Who amongst us has the foulest sins to cleanse?
Tell me your secrets, and redeem your soul. "
Bloody hell I'd be there until next Halloween |
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Good morning zombie Kai
This is accurate, minus the good.
I'm a zombie most mornings to be fair... coffee??
Zombie coffee should have virgin blood instead of milk
Virgins on Fab may be hard to find, unless of course you are in Shag's monthly club "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning
The inquisition begins at 08:00.
Blood eagle at sunset.
Witch burnings throughout the night.
Good morning zombie hans who are we inquisitioning?
Who amongst us has the foulest sins to cleanse?
Tell me your secrets, and redeem your soul. "
Yeah that’s me out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening "
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening |
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"Good morning
The inquisition begins at 08:00.
Blood eagle at sunset.
Witch burnings throughout the night.
Good morning zombie hans who are we inquisitioning?
Who amongst us has the foulest sins to cleanse?
Tell me your secrets, and redeem your soul.
Yeah that’s me out "
Beyond redemption hey?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening "
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning
The inquisition begins at 08:00.
Blood eagle at sunset.
Witch burnings throughout the night.
Good morning zombie hans who are we inquisitioning?
Who amongst us has the foulest sins to cleanse?
Tell me your secrets, and redeem your soul.
Yeah that’s me out
Beyond redemption hey? "
These days unfortunately yes! |
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"Good Morning Zombie, morning all.
Today I am swapping Misty Manor for Whitby Abbey. Perfect for Halloween.
Good morning zombie misty isn’t Whitby abbey the most beautiful place "
No idea…. I’ll tell you in 6 hours when I get there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Zombie, morning all.
Today I am swapping Misty Manor for Whitby Abbey. Perfect for Halloween.
Good morning zombie misty isn’t Whitby abbey the most beautiful place
No idea…. I’ll tell you in 6 hours when I get there "
Get the guide book brochure thing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Zombie, morning all.
Today I am swapping Misty Manor for Whitby Abbey. Perfect for Halloween.
Good morning zombie misty isn’t Whitby abbey the most beautiful place
No idea…. I’ll tell you in 6 hours when I get there "
Make sure its open!!!
I was meant to go last night and it was closed due to all the rain.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning zombie and all you spooky peeps, a day working here but have my supplies for later let’s see if anyone will dare lol  "
Good morning lady zombie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands "
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters "
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign! |
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"Good Morning Zombie, morning all.
Today I am swapping Misty Manor for Whitby Abbey. Perfect for Halloween.
Good morning zombie misty isn’t Whitby abbey the most beautiful place
No idea…. I’ll tell you in 6 hours when I get there
Make sure its open!!!
I was meant to go last night and it was closed due to all the rain.
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I’m staying a couple of days. Hopefully I’ll get lucky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!"
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely."
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Good morning Zombie and Sprout et al!
Happy Halloween!
I've woken up with a high libido, a need to have a PSL and watch Scream. Have a spooktastic day whatever you're up to!
Good morning zombie _eli "
Zombie Meli.  Can I be Succubus Meli instead? Always fancied that.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely.
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack!"
Is it a zombie chicken attack?
For clarification, neither you nor I are old. It was a situational ‘old’ compared to the 20 year olds. Please spare me, I have so much left to offer the world |
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters "
Hey ! I'm a headphone wearing zombie beetlejuice this morning! Zombie because I feel like I've been dug , listening to music drowns the noisy oiks out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely.
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack!
Is it a zombie chicken attack?
For clarification, neither you nor I are old. It was a situational ‘old’ compared to the 20 year olds. Please spare me, I have so much left to offer the world "
Hmm
Bring me the blood of 12 virgins and I’ll think about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely.
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack!
Is it a zombie chicken attack?
For clarification, neither you nor I are old. It was a situational ‘old’ compared to the 20 year olds. Please spare me, I have so much left to offer the world
Hmm
Bring me the blood of 12 virgins and I’ll think about it "
That would be the most interesting first impression I’ve ever made. Is it just the blood you want or the virgins too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Zombie, morning all.
Today I am swapping Misty Manor for Whitby Abbey. Perfect for Halloween.
Good morning zombie misty isn’t Whitby abbey the most beautiful place
No idea…. I’ll tell you in 6 hours when I get there
Make sure its open!!!
I was meant to go last night and it was closed due to all the rain.
I’m staying a couple of days. Hopefully I’ll get lucky!"
And you might also get to see Whitby Abbey! (smirk!) |
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Hmm
Bring me the blood of 12 virgins and I’ll think about it
That would be the most interesting first impression I’ve ever made. Is it just the blood you want or the virgins too? "
"I am just going outside and may be some time"
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Zombie, morning all.
Today I am swapping Misty Manor for Whitby Abbey. Perfect for Halloween.
Good morning zombie misty isn’t Whitby abbey the most beautiful place
No idea…. I’ll tell you in 6 hours when I get there "
I loved Whitby Abbey when we visited years ago. My daughter was 11, and I have lovely photos of her in her gothic victoriana and cloak in the Abbey ruins. We were there for the Whitby Gothic Weekend - my wife took a stall at the Bizarre Bazaar. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Happy Halloween Zombie Chicken and everyone. I have taken the day off as usual, and I'm going to set up our graveyard in front of the house before going to fetch my daughter from uni to spend the evening scaring trick or treaters and handing out sweets and glowsticks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely.
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack!
Is it a zombie chicken attack?
For clarification, neither you nor I are old. It was a situational ‘old’ compared to the 20 year olds. Please spare me, I have so much left to offer the world
Hmm
Bring me the blood of 12 virgins and I’ll think about it
That would be the most interesting first impression I’ve ever made. Is it just the blood you want or the virgins too? "
Oh just the blood please  |
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"Happy Halloween Zombie Chicken and everyone. I have taken the day off as usual, and I'm going to set up our graveyard in front of the house before going to fetch my daughter from uni to spend the evening scaring trick or treaters and handing out sweets and glowsticks. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely.
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack!
Is it a zombie chicken attack?
For clarification, neither you nor I are old. It was a situational ‘old’ compared to the 20 year olds. Please spare me, I have so much left to offer the world
Hmm
Bring me the blood of 12 virgins and I’ll think about it
That would be the most interesting first impression I’ve ever made. Is it just the blood you want or the virgins too?
Oh just the blood please "
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely.
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack!
Is it a zombie chicken attack?
For clarification, neither you nor I are old. It was a situational ‘old’ compared to the 20 year olds. Please spare me, I have so much left to offer the world
Hmm
Bring me the blood of 12 virgins and I’ll think about it
That would be the most interesting first impression I’ve ever made. Is it just the blood you want or the virgins too?
Oh just the blood please
I’ll bring it in wine bottles so nobody suspects. Snacks? "
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely.
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack!
Is it a zombie chicken attack?
For clarification, neither you nor I are old. It was a situational ‘old’ compared to the 20 year olds. Please spare me, I have so much left to offer the world
Hmm
Bring me the blood of 12 virgins and I’ll think about it
That would be the most interesting first impression I’ve ever made. Is it just the blood you want or the virgins too?
Oh just the blood please
I’ll bring it in wine bottles so nobody suspects. Snacks?
Cake you’re redeemed! "
Cake is a very wide concept. Brownie slices (of various flavours) are my favourite. Preference? |
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over a year ago
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely.
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack!
Is it a zombie chicken attack?
For clarification, neither you nor I are old. It was a situational ‘old’ compared to the 20 year olds. Please spare me, I have so much left to offer the world
Hmm
Bring me the blood of 12 virgins and I’ll think about it
That would be the most interesting first impression I’ve ever made. Is it just the blood you want or the virgins too?
Oh just the blood please
I’ll bring it in wine bottles so nobody suspects. Snacks?
Cake you’re redeemed!
Cake is a very wide concept. Brownie slices (of various flavours) are my favourite. Preference? "
Chocolate fudge brownie and I’m yours |
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"Good morning ghosts and ghouls, Tis finally upon us hang out your dead, bite your neighbours and enjoy
Confused.com
Fluffy Chicken = Male
Zombi Chicken = Fluffy Chicken® = Female
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Yes. What’s happened here is a clear case of identity theft. I am not a part of said identity theft, neither do I endorse it in any way. There is only one true Fluffy Chicken and that is me! |
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"Good morning ghosts and ghouls, Tis finally upon us hang out your dead, bite your neighbours and enjoy
Confused.com
Fluffy Chicken = Male
Zombi Chicken = Fluffy Chicken® = Female
Yes. What’s happened here is a clear case of identity theft. I am not a part of said identity theft, neither do I endorse it in any way. There is only one true Fluffy Chicken and that is me!"
Was it a joke / banter or...? |
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"Good morning ghosts and ghouls, Tis finally upon us hang out your dead, bite your neighbours and enjoy
Confused.com
Fluffy Chicken = Male
Zombi Chicken = Fluffy Chicken® = Female
Yes. What’s happened here is a clear case of identity theft. I am not a part of said identity theft, neither do I endorse it in any way. There is only one true Fluffy Chicken and that is me!
Was it a joke / banter or...?"
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"I’ve no idea, I changed my name for Halloween and someone pinched the original
I wondered what had happened when I clicked on fluffy chicken and thought “I can’t masturbate over this!”"
Then you said " Fuck it" and you did anyway?
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"I’ve no idea, I changed my name for Halloween and someone pinched the original
I wondered what had happened when I clicked on fluffy chicken and thought “I can’t masturbate over this!”
Then you said " Fuck it" and you did anyway?
"
One of my tougher wanks but together I got through it |
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"I’ve no idea, I changed my name for Halloween and someone pinched the original
I wondered what had happened when I clicked on fluffy chicken and thought “I can’t masturbate over this!”
Then you said " Fuck it" and you did anyway?
One of my tougher wanks but together I got through it "
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"I’ve no idea, I changed my name for Halloween and someone pinched the original
I wondered what had happened when I clicked on fluffy chicken and thought “I can’t masturbate over this!”
Then you said " Fuck it" and you did anyway?
One of my tougher wanks but together I got through it
I think that probably qualifies as THE tough wank "
I’d say I’ve had worse but I’d be lying |
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"I’ve no idea, I changed my name for Halloween and someone pinched the original
I wondered what had happened when I clicked on fluffy chicken and thought “I can’t masturbate over this!”
Then you said " Fuck it" and you did anyway?
One of my tougher wanks but together I got through it
I think that probably qualifies as THE tough wank
I’d say I’ve had worse but I’d be lying "
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely.
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack!
Is it a zombie chicken attack?
For clarification, neither you nor I are old. It was a situational ‘old’ compared to the 20 year olds. Please spare me, I have so much left to offer the world
Hmm
Bring me the blood of 12 virgins and I’ll think about it
That would be the most interesting first impression I’ve ever made. Is it just the blood you want or the virgins too?
Oh just the blood please
I’ll bring it in wine bottles so nobody suspects. Snacks?
Cake you’re redeemed!
Cake is a very wide concept. Brownie slices (of various flavours) are my favourite. Preference?
Chocolate fudge brownie and I’m yours "
Fancy a bite of my Biscoff brownie too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely.
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack!
Is it a zombie chicken attack?
For clarification, neither you nor I are old. It was a situational ‘old’ compared to the 20 year olds. Please spare me, I have so much left to offer the world
Hmm
Bring me the blood of 12 virgins and I’ll think about it
That would be the most interesting first impression I’ve ever made. Is it just the blood you want or the virgins too?
Oh just the blood please
I’ll bring it in wine bottles so nobody suspects. Snacks?
Cake you’re redeemed!
Cake is a very wide concept. Brownie slices (of various flavours) are my favourite. Preference?
Chocolate fudge brownie and I’m yours
Fancy a bite of my Biscoff brownie too? "
Ooh I’ve never had biscoff before |
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely.
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack!
Is it a zombie chicken attack?
For clarification, neither you nor I are old. It was a situational ‘old’ compared to the 20 year olds. Please spare me, I have so much left to offer the world
Hmm
Bring me the blood of 12 virgins and I’ll think about it
That would be the most interesting first impression I’ve ever made. Is it just the blood you want or the virgins too?
Oh just the blood please
I’ll bring it in wine bottles so nobody suspects. Snacks?
Cake you’re redeemed!
Cake is a very wide concept. Brownie slices (of various flavours) are my favourite. Preference?
Chocolate fudge brownie and I’m yours
Fancy a bite of my Biscoff brownie too?
Ooh I’ve never had biscoff before "
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely.
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack!
Is it a zombie chicken attack?
For clarification, neither you nor I are old. It was a situational ‘old’ compared to the 20 year olds. Please spare me, I have so much left to offer the world
Hmm
Bring me the blood of 12 virgins and I’ll think about it
That would be the most interesting first impression I’ve ever made. Is it just the blood you want or the virgins too?
Oh just the blood please
I’ll bring it in wine bottles so nobody suspects. Snacks?
Cake you’re redeemed!
Cake is a very wide concept. Brownie slices (of various flavours) are my favourite. Preference?
Chocolate fudge brownie and I’m yours
Fancy a bite of my Biscoff brownie too?
Ooh I’ve never had biscoff before
It will be the greatest mouthful you ever have "
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"Good morning Chicken
Good morning everyone.
Full day of lectures and seminars for me. That’s terrifying enough
Good morning zombie watcher don’t forget your favourite pen
I have a nice little pencil case with sharpies, highlighters etc. I like to make sure I have the equipment for any situation
What’s your dastardly plan for Halloween?
Ooh make sure your pencils are sharp for using as stakes through vampire hearts! I’m going to put all my Halloween decorations and pumpkins out the front of my house to entice the little trick or treaters this evening
I have a 2B and and HB, hadn’t thought of them as weapons before but they will be at the top of the pencil case (might have to keep one in my pocket for emergencies.). It can be difficult to distinguish between a student after a 2 hour lecture and a zombie so I’ll need to have my wits about me.
That sounds lovely, I have a supply of haribo and Cadbury Heroes for whoever dares to cross the caution tape this evening
You’ll know the real zombies as they won’t have phones glued to their hands
Thank you for that. I’m adding to the headphone wearing, don’t think I’ve seen zombies wear them. It’s so hard to tell the 2 apart as the movements, noises and facial expressions are almost identical. Vampire Diaries has also muddied the waters
Bring some garlic with you and stand next to them, if they run away that’s a sign!
Unfortunately because I’m ‘old’ and on a course predominantly with the more feminine presenting of us, that can happen without garlic
Just kidding, I’m one of those affable people that can chat away to anyone and everyone is lovely.
You’re younger than me you cheeky sausage! That deserves a zombie attack!
Is it a zombie chicken attack?
For clarification, neither you nor I are old. It was a situational ‘old’ compared to the 20 year olds. Please spare me, I have so much left to offer the world
Hmm
Bring me the blood of 12 virgins and I’ll think about it
That would be the most interesting first impression I’ve ever made. Is it just the blood you want or the virgins too?
Oh just the blood please
I’ll bring it in wine bottles so nobody suspects. Snacks?
Cake you’re redeemed!
Cake is a very wide concept. Brownie slices (of various flavours) are my favourite. Preference?
Chocolate fudge brownie and I’m yours
Fancy a bite of my Biscoff brownie too?
Ooh I’ve never had biscoff before
It will be the greatest mouthful you ever have
Big words!"
I choose my words very carefully. There is an independent baker not a million miles from where I live and they do amazing brownie slices. I wouldn’t necessarily say better than sex but they probably last longer |
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