I'm planning a regular Tuesday strike.
Friday or Saturday as well at some point.
Depending on the negotiations.
***
Don't cum on Tuesdays, but edging is allowed.
Using a condom or even wanking is still a betrayal.
Take it as a 1 day celibacy.
It's a way to pay respect to our fallen fellow single men.
Searching in ninja mode and withholding Fabs is optional.
***
Sperm shortage might cause major disruptions to the other party.
They might cum to the table to start negotiations.
If it will become a regular thing, then I might make some virtual badges.
Free membership, WhatsApp / Facebook group, TV adds, our own beer brand, signature squirting dildos with no holes...etc.
You might even hear about it in the news.
***
They might call us losers, wankers or worse, but don't pay attention.
Stay strong and stop cumming! Doesn't matter how hard it is!
***
Obviously, I'm just joking (Am I?). Please don't hate me too much, if this actually becomes a real thing. ***
***
Hurting me isn't an option.
Unless it would be like a 50 on 1 gangbang.
I'd pass away happily as a martyr.
Sacrificing myself for the others.
***
Saint Roland I. (1980 - 2023)
Rest his piece, if you find it.
Soldier of love and equality.
He fought for his life till the end, but those pink furry handcuffs were stronger than they looked.
***
Warning! This is just a joke!
Terms and conditions apply.
***
It meant to be a weird thread.
I was planning it for 2 days.
***
Moderators, please let me know, if I'm breaking any rules.
I'm happy do another edited version of the thread.
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Why stop there? One day a week is barely a commitment befitting the memory of the fallen brethren. I vote for ever third week of each month be one of celibacy. One of shunning the wicked harlots, their wiles, bosoms, and posteriors. They may cum clawing at the door, crying for your seed. But stay strong men, and cry "Nay, not today Satan!" 
LvM
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"Why stop there? One day a week is barely a commitment befitting the memory of the fallen brethren. I vote for ever third week of each month be one of celibacy. One of shunning the wicked harlots, their wiles, bosoms, and posteriors. They may cum clawing at the door, crying for your seed. But stay strong men, and cry "Nay, not today Satan!"
LvM
(Not quite sure why I slipped into the 17th century but I'm going to roll with it)"
Good speech!
Wife is out shopping?
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"Why stop there? One day a week is barely a commitment befitting the memory of the fallen brethren. I vote for ever third week of each month be one of celibacy. One of shunning the wicked harlots, their wiles, bosoms, and posteriors. They may cum clawing at the door, crying for your seed. But stay strong men, and cry "Nay, not today Satan!"
LvM
(Not quite sure why I slipped into the 17th century but I'm going to roll with it)
Good speech!
Wife is out shopping?
"
Working  I'm stuck home with the tradie... maybe I'll put on some of K's lingerie and offer him a handie. They love that right? If Fab is anything to go by 
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Why stop there? One day a week is barely a commitment befitting the memory of the fallen brethren. I vote for ever third week of each month be one of celibacy. One of shunning the wicked harlots, their wiles, bosoms, and posteriors. They may cum clawing at the door, crying for your seed. But stay strong men, and cry "Nay, not today Satan!"
LvM
(Not quite sure why I slipped into the 17th century but I'm going to roll with it)
Good speech!
Wife is out shopping?
Working I'm stuck home with the tradie... maybe I'll put on some of K's lingerie and offer him a handie. They love that right? If Fab is anything to go by
LvM"
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"Why stop there? One day a week is barely a commitment befitting the memory of the fallen brethren. I vote for ever third week of each month be one of celibacy. One of shunning the wicked harlots, their wiles, bosoms, and posteriors. They may cum clawing at the door, crying for your seed. But stay strong men, and cry "Nay, not today Satan!"
LvM
(Not quite sure why I slipped into the 17th century but I'm going to roll with it)
Good speech!
Wife is out shopping?
Working I'm stuck home with the tradie... maybe I'll put on some of K's lingerie and offer him a handie. They love that right? If Fab is anything to go by
LvM"
I don't no mate.
I'm special/weird part time bi, so I don't know. I guess you are Fab straight then? |
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"Sorry.
Solidarity goes out the window when Mrs Wick says “I need some dick”
What’s a guy to do…….this guy obliges and chucks a load up her. "
You need to bite the bullet, if you're married. Understood.
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"Why stop there? One day a week is barely a commitment befitting the memory of the fallen brethren. I vote for ever third week of each month be one of celibacy. One of shunning the wicked harlots, their wiles, bosoms, and posteriors. They may cum clawing at the door, crying for your seed. But stay strong men, and cry "Nay, not today Satan!"
LvM
(Not quite sure why I slipped into the 17th century but I'm going to roll with it)
Good speech!
Wife is out shopping?
Working I'm stuck home with the tradie... maybe I'll put on some of K's lingerie and offer him a handie. They love that right? If Fab is anything to go by
LvM
I don't no mate.
I'm special/weird part time bi, so I don't know. I guess you are Fab straight then?"
No, I'm straight straight. I'm also just incredibly sarcastic 
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"Why stop there? One day a week is barely a commitment befitting the memory of the fallen brethren. I vote for ever third week of each month be one of celibacy. One of shunning the wicked harlots, their wiles, bosoms, and posteriors. They may cum clawing at the door, crying for your seed. But stay strong men, and cry "Nay, not today Satan!"
LvM
(Not quite sure why I slipped into the 17th century but I'm going to roll with it)
Good speech!
Wife is out shopping?
Working I'm stuck home with the tradie... maybe I'll put on some of K's lingerie and offer him a handie. They love that right? If Fab is anything to go by
LvM
I don't no mate.
I'm special/weird part time bi, so I don't know. I guess you are Fab straight then?
No, I'm straight straight. I'm also just incredibly sarcastic
LvM"
More sarcastic than me???
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"I reckon I could do a day for the fallen. But why Tuesday? Not tits out Tuesday "
It supposed to be on Monday, but I could have post it just at 11pm.
I will do it on Monday next week, unless it dies fast.
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"I'm planning a regular Tuesday strike.
Friday or Saturday as well at some point.
Depending on the negotiations.
***
Don't cum on Tuesdays, but edging is allowed.
Using a condom or even wanking is still a betrayal.
Take it as a 1 day celibacy.
It's a way to pay respect to our fallen fellow single men.
Searching in ninja mode and withholding Fabs is optional.
***
Sperm shortage might cause major disruptions to the other party.
They might cum to the table to start negotiations.
If it will become a regular thing, then I might make some virtual badges.
Free membership, WhatsApp / Facebook group, TV adds, our own beer brand, signature squirting dildos with no holes...etc.
You might even hear about it in the news.
***
They might call us losers, wankers or worse, but don't pay attention.
Stay strong and stop cumming! Doesn't matter how hard it is!
***
Obviously, I'm just joking (Am I?). Please don't hate me too much, if this actually becomes a real thing. ***
***
Hurting me isn't an option.
Unless it would be like a 50 on 1 gangbang.
I'd pass away happily as a martyr.
Sacrificing myself for the others.
***
Saint Roland I. (1980 - 2023)
Rest his piece, if you find it.
Soldier of love and equality.
He fought for his life till the end, but those pink furry handcuffs were stronger than they looked.
***
Warning! This is just a joke!
Terms and conditions apply.
***
It meant to be a weird thread.
I was planning it for 2 days.
***
Moderators, please let me know, if I'm breaking any rules.
I'm happy do another edited version of the thread.
"
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"I'm planning a regular Tuesday strike.
Friday or Saturday as well at some point.
Depending on the negotiations.
***
Don't cum on Tuesdays, but edging is allowed.
Using a condom or even wanking is still a betrayal.
Take it as a 1 day celibacy.
It's a way to pay respect to our fallen fellow single men.
Searching in ninja mode and withholding Fabs is optional.
***
Sperm shortage might cause major disruptions to the other party.
They might cum to the table to start negotiations.
If it will become a regular thing, then I might make some virtual badges.
Free membership, WhatsApp / Facebook group, TV adds, our own beer brand, signature squirting dildos with no holes...etc.
You might even hear about it in the news.
***
They might call us losers, wankers or worse, but don't pay attention.
Stay strong and stop cumming! Doesn't matter how hard it is!
***
Obviously, I'm just joking (Am I?). Please don't hate me too much, if this actually becomes a real thing. ***
***
Hurting me isn't an option.
Unless it would be like a 50 on 1 gangbang.
I'd pass away happily as a martyr.
Sacrificing myself for the others.
***
Saint Roland I. (1980 - 2023)
Rest his piece, if you find it.
Soldier of love and equality.
He fought for his life till the end, but those pink furry handcuffs were stronger than they looked.
***
Warning! This is just a joke!
Terms and conditions apply.
***
It meant to be a weird thread.
I was planning it for 2 days.
***
Moderators, please let me know, if I'm breaking any rules.
I'm happy do another edited version of the thread.
To late I cum at 05:30 "
You lucky traitor
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