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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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Share with the group some of your local gossip. Not personal gossip, and not fab gossip.
What's going on in your local area that is of interest. Is Sharon having an affair with with one of the 15 local Dave's. Or all of them?
Are Eddie and Susan from number 7 having issues?
Did Carol really have a have it out with some other woman over her ex?
Surely somebody has something good to tell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was a bit worried then that I had not one single local update. Not a Dave anywhere with his heavy balls needing emptying. Seems you need some 'looking for' to get updates  |
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Her up there at number xx there's fellas coming in all times of the night. I've heard she smokes the whacky backy too.
There she is: Hiya love... You ok?
Saw her yesterday went the shop in her pyjamas and slippers... Bold as brass. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I just heard some serious animalistic sounds from not too far away.
Probably just an owl, a fox or a cow though.
Disappointing, I know....... 
Well that's a bizzare threesome! "
I dare say it won't end well for the owl......  |
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The neighbours in 125 were shagging on the flour Saturday night.
I knocked up a couple of times, but they laughed.
They woke me up 3 times, but next day I had my revenge.
Banged the doors and the metal chair against the wall.
Found some drilling sound on Youtube, then turned the amplifier to 40% volume with 2 x 100W speakers and a 100W subwoofer.
Took a half an hour, but they woke up at 7 o'clock instead of 3 o'clock.
Lesson?
Shag in the bed, not on the floor.
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"The neighbours in 125 were shagging on the flour Saturday night.
I knocked up a couple of times, but they laughed.
They woke me up 3 times, but next day I had my revenge.
Banged the doors and the metal chair against the wall.
Found some drilling sound on Youtube, then turned the amplifier to 40% volume with 2 x 100W speakers and a 100W subwoofer.
Took a half an hour, but they woke up at 7 o'clock instead of 3 o'clock.
Lesson?
Shag in the bed, not on the floor.
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floor* |
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"The neighbours in 125 were shagging on the flour Saturday night.
I knocked up a couple of times, but they laughed.
They woke me up 3 times, but next day I had my revenge.
Banged the doors and the metal chair against the wall.
Found some drilling sound on Youtube, then turned the amplifier to 40% volume with 2 x 100W speakers and a 100W subwoofer.
Took a half an hour, but they woke up at 7 o'clock instead of 3 o'clock.
Lesson?
Shag in the bed, not on the floor.
floor* "
I thought flour sounded better. I envisaged a windmill that had been converted into flats |
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"The neighbours in 125 were shagging on the flour Saturday night.
I knocked up a couple of times, but they laughed.
They woke me up 3 times, but next day I had my revenge.
Banged the doors and the metal chair against the wall.
Found some drilling sound on Youtube, then turned the amplifier to 40% volume with 2 x 100W speakers and a 100W subwoofer.
Took a half an hour, but they woke up at 7 o'clock instead of 3 o'clock.
Lesson?
Shag in the bed, not on the floor.
floor*
I thought flour sounded better. I envisaged a windmill that had been converted into flats "
Okay then. So they were shagging in the flour...
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"The neighbours in 125 were shagging on the flour Saturday night.
I knocked up a couple of times, but they laughed.
They woke me up 3 times, but next day I had my revenge.
Banged the doors and the metal chair against the wall.
Found some drilling sound on Youtube, then turned the amplifier to 40% volume with 2 x 100W speakers and a 100W subwoofer.
Took a half an hour, but they woke up at 7 o'clock instead of 3 o'clock.
Lesson?
Shag in the bed, not on the floor.
floor*
I thought flour sounded better. I envisaged a windmill that had been converted into flats
Okay then. So they were shagging in the flour...
"
Good start.
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"The neighbours in 125 were shagging on the flour Saturday night.
I knocked up a couple of times, but they laughed.
They woke me up 3 times, but next day I had my revenge.
Banged the doors and the metal chair against the wall.
Found some drilling sound on Youtube, then turned the amplifier to 40% volume with 2 x 100W speakers and a 100W subwoofer.
Took a half an hour, but they woke up at 7 o'clock instead of 3 o'clock.
Lesson?
Shag in the bed, not on the floor.
floor*
I thought flour sounded better. I envisaged a windmill that had been converted into flats
Okay then. So they were shagging in the flour...
Good start.
Following "
Probably not.
I post a new thread in 10 minutes.
I worked on it for 2 days.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brenda from down the road takes her hamster to have a ride of her neighbour Richard's hamster wheel. Last I heard John from number 56 has now got a rabbit so it is kicking off big style. |
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