"I'm painting gingerbread people. With dildos.
I'm not particularly angry today, sorry Kai.
P  "
You are using dildo to paint the gingerbread people? I don't want to tell you how to do your job Posh, but have you considered using a brush?
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I had breakfast and coffee in bed, done couple-scum-sexy-things and a productive trip to the tip on an unexpected day off. My mood is currently quite sunny.
The car has gone in for an MOT though so it could go downhill very rapidly.
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"Sorry K but I have spent the day snorkelling in paradise. I have definitely had worse Mondays and no one is going to piss on my chips today!
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We can come back to this next week and see if your answer is the same haha.
To answer OP, I liked the morning sex part, not a fan of this 9 to 5 rubbish though 
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"Some stupid electrician put their grubby hands all over my wet gloss paint
The new profile pic! 
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He really does have a death wish doesn't he?!?  "
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Sorry K but I have spent the day snorkelling in paradise. I have definitely had worse Mondays and no one is going to piss on my chips today!
We can come back to this next week and see if your answer is the same haha.
To answer OP, I liked the morning sex part, not a fan of this 9 to 5 rubbish though
K"
La la la...fingers in ears. I said no chip pissing LvM!
As to my return... There are some things I'm looking forward to getting to grips with  |
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"Sorry K but I have spent the day snorkelling in paradise. I have definitely had worse Mondays and no one is going to piss on my chips today!
We can come back to this next week and see if your answer is the same haha.
To answer OP, I liked the morning sex part, not a fan of this 9 to 5 rubbish though
K
La la la...fingers in ears. I said no chip pissing LvM!
As to my return... There are some things I'm looking forward to getting to grips with "
It wasn't LvM who said that, but I will let him know
K(not LvM)
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"It is not!
It can fuck off in to last week with the rest of the days.
Begone with your positivity! Let your anger and rage run wild.
What's up with you today? "
Oh dear did someone get out of bed the wrong side? ... on a positive note you evidently saw my post wishing people a happy Monday |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"It is not!
It can fuck off in to last week with the rest of the days.
Begone with your positivity! Let your anger and rage run wild.
What's up with you today?
Oh dear did someone get out of bed the wrong side? ... on a positive note you evidently saw my post wishing people a happy Monday "
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"I'm planning a sugar spun sister - funshine bear pyjama party. 
How can I be angry when talking about candy floss and cream cakes?
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Is this the Stone Roses Care Bears crossover I never knew I needed? 
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"It is not!
It can fuck off in to last week with the rest of the days.
Begone with your positivity! Let your anger and rage run wild.
What's up with you today?
Oh dear did someone get out of bed the wrong side? ... on a positive note you evidently saw my post wishing people a happy Monday
Mondays are shit! Right or wrong side Mondays still be shit. "
On a positive note ( couldn't resist) Monday is nearly over x) but bollocks that means I have to get up and go to work tomorrow....arsebiscuits  |
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"I'm planning a sugar spun sister - funshine bear pyjama party.
How can I be angry when talking about candy floss and cream cakes?
Is this the Stone Roses Care Bears crossover I never knew I needed?
J"
I'm not sure I could explain this entanglement if I tried. We stopped trying a long time ago.
It just doesn't matter how long it's been - We just fall into our bubble instantly. It's been like that since the moment we met. On a course. The tutor coughed abruptly, to interrupt us - like hello back in the room - can I start? Everyone was staring at us and she said: 'do you two know each other?' We both said no we just met. The tutor smirked and  her lips and looked at group wide-eyed.
I think we were supposed to feel awkward, but we never did or have. She likes candyfloss. |
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"I'm planning a sugar spun sister - funshine bear pyjama party.
How can I be angry when talking about candy floss and cream cakes?
Is this the Stone Roses Care Bears crossover I never knew I needed?
J
I'm not sure I could explain this entanglement if I tried. We stopped trying a long time ago.
It just doesn't matter how long it's been - We just fall into our bubble instantly. It's been like that since the moment we met. On a course. The tutor coughed abruptly, to interrupt us - like hello back in the room - can I start? Everyone was staring at us and she said: 'do you two know each other?' We both said no we just met. The tutor smirked and her lips and looked at group wide-eyed.
I think we were supposed to feel awkward, but we never did or have. She likes candyfloss. "
This is lovely
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