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over a year ago
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I hate sharks.
Can we be mire like penguins, huddled together trying to shelter from the wind. Bet if they could they'd be snuggled in bed under a duvet!
Morning OP btw. |
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"I hate sharks.
Can we be mire like penguins, huddled together trying to shelter from the wind. Bet if they could they'd be snuggled in bed under a duvet!
Morning OP btw."
Morning HKP,
Male Emporer penguins snuggle together, with eggs in the feet keeping them off the ice, at -70, taking turns to be in the middle of the pack at at the edges too. Unlike most men!
I'm not eligible to be in the huddle, so good luck.
See you in Spring.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate sharks.
Can we be mire like penguins, huddled together trying to shelter from the wind. Bet if they could they'd be snuggled in bed under a duvet!
Morning OP btw.
Morning HKP,
Male Emporer penguins snuggle together, with eggs in the feet keeping them off the ice, at -70, taking turns to be in the middle of the pack at at the edges too. Unlike most men!
I'm not eligible to be in the huddle, so good luck.
See you in Spring. "
Sounds like a rugby scrum. Not my cup of tea. Count me out.
But could someone walk my dog cos I'd prefer to be back in my bed hiding from the world. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Morning Fabbers,
Up and at em.
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Do Sharks Complain About Monday?
No, They Are Up Early. Biting Stuff,
Chasing Sh*t,
Being Scary - Reminding Everyone
They’re a F*cking Shark”"
unless they just bask  |
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"I hate sharks.
Can we be mire like penguins, huddled together trying to shelter from the wind. Bet if they could they'd be snuggled in bed under a duvet!
Morning OP btw.
Morning HKP,
Male Emporer penguins snuggle together, with eggs in the feet keeping them off the ice, at -70, taking turns to be in the middle of the pack at at the edges too. Unlike most men!
I'm not eligible to be in the huddle, so good luck.
See you in Spring.
Sounds like a rugby scrum. Not my cup of tea. Count me out.
But could someone walk my dog cos I'd prefer to be back in my bed hiding from the world."
Its a very gentle huddle, they each have an egg on their feet. They're essential gestating their babies. |
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"Morning Fabbers,
Up and at em.
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Do Sharks Complain About Monday?
No, They Are Up Early. Biting Stuff,
Chasing Sh*t,
Being Scary - Reminding Everyone
They’re a F*cking Shark”unless they just bask "
You're basking for trouble. |
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"( Jaws ) duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.
That’s me, I’m Bruce!"
I can imagine a brand new thread called 'I am Bruce' and everyone claiming to be Bruce. No, I am Bruce, oh no I am Bruce, hold on I am Bruce, you can't be Bruce, I am Bruce |
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"( Jaws ) duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.
That’s me, I’m Bruce!
I can imagine a brand new thread called 'I am Bruce' and everyone claiming to be Bruce. No, I am Bruce, oh no I am Bruce, hold on I am Bruce, you can't be Bruce, I am Bruce "
As long as no one actually changes their names coz some twit will come along and pinch theirs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"( Jaws ) duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.
That’s me, I’m Bruce!
Terrifying!! "
I wouldn’t be too scared. He only worked about 20% of the time during filming. A bit like me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"( Jaws ) duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.
That’s me, I’m Bruce!
I can imagine a brand new thread called 'I am Bruce' and everyone claiming to be Bruce. No, I am Bruce, oh no I am Bruce, hold on I am Bruce, you can't be Bruce, I am Bruce
As long as no one actually changes their names coz some twit will come along and pinch theirs "
The one and ONLY Fluffy Chicken?
A bit wordy for a username |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"( Jaws ) duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.
That’s me, I’m Bruce!
I can imagine a brand new thread called 'I am Bruce' and everyone claiming to be Bruce. No, I am Bruce, oh no I am Bruce, hold on I am Bruce, you can't be Bruce, I am Bruce
As long as no one actually changes their names coz some twit will come along and pinch theirs
The one and ONLY Fluffy Chicken?
A bit wordy for a username "
I might have to if I can’t get mine back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mondays are awesome when you're not at work! "
Truth! 
Sofa, blankets, small person snoozing alongside, and fresh coffee. All in the knowledge that the school run can fuck right off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"( Jaws ) duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.
That’s me, I’m Bruce!
I can imagine a brand new thread called 'I am Bruce' and everyone claiming to be Bruce. No, I am Bruce, oh no I am Bruce, hold on I am Bruce, you can't be Bruce, I am Bruce
As long as no one actually changes their names coz some twit will come along and pinch theirs
The one and ONLY Fluffy Chicken?
A bit wordy for a username
I might have to if I can’t get mine back "
Want me to nick Blue eyed boy?
I am blue eyed after all so it would be factually correct and therefore….ok to steal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"( Jaws ) duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.
That’s me, I’m Bruce!
I can imagine a brand new thread called 'I am Bruce' and everyone claiming to be Bruce. No, I am Bruce, oh no I am Bruce, hold on I am Bruce, you can't be Bruce, I am Bruce
As long as no one actually changes their names coz some twit will come along and pinch theirs
The one and ONLY Fluffy Chicken?
A bit wordy for a username
I might have to if I can’t get mine back
Want me to nick Blue eyed boy?
I am blue eyed after all so it would be factually correct and therefore….ok to steal. "
 thatd show him |
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"( Jaws ) duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.
That’s me, I’m Bruce!
I can imagine a brand new thread called 'I am Bruce' and everyone claiming to be Bruce. No, I am Bruce, oh no I am Bruce, hold on I am Bruce, you can't be Bruce, I am Bruce
As long as no one actually changes their names coz some twit will come along and pinch theirs
The one and ONLY Fluffy Chicken?
A bit wordy for a username "
TOOFC, would be the abbreviation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"( Jaws ) duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.
That’s me, I’m Bruce!
I can imagine a brand new thread called 'I am Bruce' and everyone claiming to be Bruce. No, I am Bruce, oh no I am Bruce, hold on I am Bruce, you can't be Bruce, I am Bruce
As long as no one actually changes their names coz some twit will come along and pinch theirs
The one and ONLY Fluffy Chicken?
A bit wordy for a username
I might have to if I can’t get mine back
Want me to nick Blue eyed boy?
I am blue eyed after all so it would be factually correct and therefore….ok to steal.
thatd show him "
I figured a flaw in my fiendish plan.
He may decide to hold onto Fluffy in retaliation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I now have a sore throat. Do sharks get sore throats?
Dog has been walked, now he wants food - honestly, can't he do anything for himself?
Can someone please take me back to bed, I don't want to play being a grown up today! (Well unless that playing is very enjoyable canoodling under the covers!)  |
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"I now have a sore throat. Do sharks get sore throats?
Dog has been walked, now he wants food - honestly, can't he do anything for himself?
Can someone please take me back to bed, I don't want to play being a grown up today! (Well unless that playing is very enjoyable canoodling under the covers!) "
Of course.
Duvet Fort? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I now have a sore throat. Do sharks get sore throats?
Dog has been walked, now he wants food - honestly, can't he do anything for himself?
Can someone please take me back to bed, I don't want to play being a grown up today! (Well unless that playing is very enjoyable canoodling under the covers!)
Of course.
Duvet Fort? "
best offer for many months (but did I mention I have a sore throat?)
Coffee time now. |
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By *amMan
over a year ago
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"Morning Fabbers,
Up and at em.
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Do Sharks Complain About Monday?
No, They Are Up Early. Biting Stuff,
Chasing Sh*t,
Being Scary - Reminding Everyone
They’re a F*cking Shark”"
With those sexy bottoms in guessing you are a tiger shark? |
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"I now have a sore throat. Do sharks get sore throats?
Dog has been walked, now he wants food - honestly, can't he do anything for himself?
Can someone please take me back to bed, I don't want to play being a grown up today! (Well unless that playing is very enjoyable canoodling under the covers!)
Of course.
Duvet Fort? best offer for many months (but did I mention I have a sore throat?)
Coffee time now."
I'm sure we could both develop one with some effort |
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"Morning Fabbers,
Up and at em.
....
Do Sharks Complain About Monday?
No, They Are Up Early. Biting Stuff,
Chasing Sh*t,
Being Scary - Reminding Everyone
They’re a F*cking Shark”
With those sexy bottoms in guessing you are a tiger shark?"
Zebra shark, but good effort  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone.
Don’t feel quite so shark like this morning.
Just got out of the shower and my phone Face ID didn’t recognise me   "
It recognises you. It's giving you the cold shoulder because of that thing you said when you thought it wasn't listening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I now have a sore throat. Do sharks get sore throats?
Dog has been walked, now he wants food - honestly, can't he do anything for himself?
Can someone please take me back to bed, I don't want to play being a grown up today! (Well unless that playing is very enjoyable canoodling under the covers!)
Of course.
Duvet Fort? best offer for many months (but did I mention I have a sore throat?)
Coffee time now.
I'm sure we could both develop one with some effort"
Develope a Fort or a sore throat? Both sound worth exploring |
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"I now have a sore throat. Do sharks get sore throats?
Dog has been walked, now he wants food - honestly, can't he do anything for himself?
Can someone please take me back to bed, I don't want to play being a grown up today! (Well unless that playing is very enjoyable canoodling under the covers!)
Of course.
Duvet Fort? best offer for many months (but did I mention I have a sore throat?)
Coffee time now.
I'm sure we could both develop one with some effort
Develope a Fort or a sore throat? Both sound worth exploring "
Exploring new things is my forte |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning everyone.
Don’t feel quite so shark like this morning.
Just got out of the shower and my phone Face ID didn’t recognise me
It recognises you. It's giving you the cold shoulder because of that thing you said when you thought it wasn't listening."
Ooo controversial  it appears to have calmed down and accepted I was genuine. I’ll hold it close today to make sure it feels wanted and respected  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I now have a sore throat. Do sharks get sore throats?
Dog has been walked, now he wants food - honestly, can't he do anything for himself?
Can someone please take me back to bed, I don't want to play being a grown up today! (Well unless that playing is very enjoyable canoodling under the covers!)
Of course.
Duvet Fort? best offer for many months (but did I mention I have a sore throat?)
Coffee time now.
I'm sure we could both develop one with some effort
Develope a Fort or a sore throat? Both sound worth exploring
Exploring new things is my forte "
You temptress. |
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"I now have a sore throat. Do sharks get sore throats?
Dog has been walked, now he wants food - honestly, can't he do anything for himself?
Can someone please take me back to bed, I don't want to play being a grown up today! (Well unless that playing is very enjoyable canoodling under the covers!)
Of course.
Duvet Fort? best offer for many months (but did I mention I have a sore throat?)
Coffee time now.
I'm sure we could both develop one with some effort
Develope a Fort or a sore throat? Both sound worth exploring
Exploring new things is my forte
You temptress."
Golden brown, finer temptress
Through the ages she's heading west
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown with golden brown |
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"Morning Fabbers,
Up and at em.
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Do Sharks Complain About Monday?
No, They Are Up Early. Biting Stuff,
Chasing Sh*t,
Being Scary - Reminding Everyone
They’re a F*cking Shark”"
Baby shark do do do do do do...
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"Morning Fabbers,
Up and at em.
....
Do Sharks Complain About Monday?
No, They Are Up Early. Biting Stuff,
Chasing Sh*t,
Being Scary - Reminding Everyone
They’re a F*cking Shark”
Baby shark do do do do do do...
"
Its too early for an ear worm.
Have a fab day x |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Morning Fabbers,
Up and at em.
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Do Sharks Complain About Monday?
No, They Are Up Early. Biting Stuff,
Chasing Sh*t,
Being Scary - Reminding Everyone
They’re a F*cking Shark”
Baby shark do do do do do do...
"
I had that bloody song in my head the second I opened the thread.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. |
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"Morning Fabbers,
Up and at em.
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Do Sharks Complain About Monday?
No, They Are Up Early. Biting Stuff,
Chasing Sh*t,
Being Scary - Reminding Everyone
They’re a F*cking Shark”
Baby shark do do do do do do...
I had that bloody song in my head the second I opened the thread.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. "
You're welcome |
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