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Who needs a meet when......

By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

...answers on a postcard.

Mine currently says "...when you've just consumed your own bodyweight in pizza, are halfway through a bottle of pinot noir in bed and have Mission Impossible on the box."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your wonko

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

…when you have postcards to write instead.

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By *nitterWoman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

When you have glitter and cookies

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

When there's enough salt in the diet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you've done such a terrible job of waxing you resemble Chewbacca with alopecia.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"When you've done such a terrible job of waxing you resemble Chewbacca with alopecia."

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By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

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By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"When you've done such a terrible job of waxing you resemble Chewbacca with alopecia."

Pics or it never happened.......

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

But seriously I just need one now!! Like right now. Yesterday would have been better but now will do

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Like a Virgin

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"But seriously I just need one now!! Like right now. Yesterday would have been better but now will do "

I'm not at work tomorrow

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"But seriously I just need one now!! Like right now. Yesterday would have been better but now will do

I'm not at work tomorrow

I am!! Rude

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By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

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By *ake_or_deathMan over a year ago

Manchester

...there's Goldfinger on the telly!

...you've got your mates!

...you're about to have one of Richie's Friday night fry-ups.

I hope *somebody* sees what I was doing there or else I'm just going to look odd.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

When you can’t wait for kids’ bedtime so you can rewatch “Dahmer” for the xx time? (Because you know, Evan Peters).

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"...there's Goldfinger on the telly!

...you've got your mates!

...you're about to have one of Richie's Friday night fry-ups.

I hope *somebody* sees what I was doing there or else I'm just going to look odd."

I wouldn’t understand or appreciate that. I’m just a girl

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

When you're just ready for an early night and have nothing witty to say

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By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"...answers on a postcard.

Mine currently says "...when you've just consumed your own bodyweight in pizza, are halfway through a bottle of pinot noir in bed and have Mission Impossible on the box.""

Liking the cut of your jib

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

I’m settling for a full tummy & a comfy sofa….

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

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By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!! "

Virgin on the ridiculous?

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

Virgin on the ridiculous?

You'll be fine once you're Into the Groove

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!! "

B is working from home tomorrow

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

B is working from home tomorrow

Practically a Holiday.

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By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

Virgin on the ridiculous?

You'll be fine once you're Into the Groove

Yeah. But you're working tomorrow.

I'm not......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

……one has leftover special kebab naan sandwich, and a couple of icy cold Corona.

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By *ake_or_deathMan over a year ago

Manchester

"...there's Goldfinger on the telly!

...you've got your mates!

...you're about to have one of Richie's Friday night fry-ups.

I hope *somebody* sees what I was doing there or else I'm just going to look odd.

I wouldn’t understand or appreciate that. I’m just a girl

And a Friday night fry up is something a bird just can't appreciate

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

Virgin on the ridiculous?

You'll be fine once you're Into the Groove

Yeah. But you're working tomorrow.

I'm not......

I think I'm coming down with a Fever

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

B is working from home tomorrow

Practically a Holiday.

And the kids....

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

... you have a cuppa, your snuggly trackie and hoodie on, and you and the sofa have become one entity?

Mrs TMN x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

B is working from home tomorrow

Practically a Holiday.

And the kids...."

Are back at school!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

You're obviously crap at flirting and they keep making excuses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who needs a meet when....

You've got the cat sat purring in content on your lap

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

B is working from home tomorrow

Practically a Holiday.

And the kids....

Are back at school!

So Beef's phone will be put on loud and he'll shuggle the mouse on the laptop screen every now and then to keep showing as 'online'

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

It can save you the awkward flirting that you fail so miserably at

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you have glitter and cookies"

Well you look gorgeous

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When you'd rather read a book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you've done such a terrible job of waxing you resemble Chewbacca with alopecia."

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

You're all snuggled up in bed about to fall asleep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who needs a meet when....

You've got the cat sat purring in content on your lap

Thats a bloody good reason

Its a crime to disturb a contented pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

B is working from home tomorrow

Practically a Holiday.

And the kids....

Are back at school!

So Beef's phone will be put on loud and he'll shuggle the mouse on the laptop screen every now and then to keep showing as 'online'

I have a jiggler for my screen so it does not go in to sleep mode and Teams shows me at my PC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've already had one the night before and walking like Tina Turner.

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