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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You're about to be attacked by a bunch of marauding zombies...

You reach out to your right and grab the first item to hand to use as a weapon...

What's your weapon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mug… and no it isn’t Mrs villain

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A mug… and no it isn’t Mrs villain

Mr"

Think you've had it mate lol

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 wat range

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A soap dish. That'll be handy, I can hit them with the dish and wash the blood off with the soap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs Wicks boobs

I’m still in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mrs Wicks boobs

I’m still in bed"

Smother the zombie or sacrifice the Mrs so you can escape? I see the cunning plan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A cat"

Is there enough room to swing it?

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By *use and wolfCouple over a year ago

angus

Mistress

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By *hree_into_oneCouple over a year ago

warrington

Angie horse dildo…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Angie horse dildo…"

Someone had to be the first lol

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple over a year ago

Midlothian

A wicker basket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cat... she is vicious so am safe

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

.. No that's your left hand dear... Try the other right

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

spud gun..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A small dog

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The toilet paper...

But it is quite good quality so could maybe tie them up

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Tv remote. Might work although cannot recall if it did in Shaun of the Dead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A small dog

"

Is he trained to attack?!

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple over a year ago

carluke

A monkey fist knot tied at one end of the Shibari rope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pillow

I’ll just hide under the duvet and hope for the best

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

A lamp... I might be ok

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By *he Gentleman 84Man over a year ago

North East

Baseball bat just call me Negan always best to come prepared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A small dog

Is he trained to attack?!"

She actually is somewhat trained to attack rats but not sure about her zombie skills!

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

A smoothie in a Nutribullet container.

I’m doomed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think we've all had it. Maybe we'll stand behind matey with the baseball bat lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I glass beer mug full of water

Would probably do more damage to myself than any zombies.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

A bowl of steaming hot porridge..

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By *lice AgainTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Lol! It is... a Marks and Spencer Autograph Silk and Lace basque.

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By *eacupsbearCouple over a year ago

York

My glasses case, fully loaded with a pair of reading glasses.

My end will be a bit blurry when it comes.

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

An electric fly swatter, oh bugger the batteries have run down

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By * la carteCouple over a year ago

Dublin

An extra large mug of hot coffee with a teaspoon of coconut oil and a few drops of toffee flavoured sweetener - if that won't put them off me, my huge dog on the left will lick them to death

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The irony.

A TV remote, take that flesh eating morons.

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By *iscreetfuncpl12Couple over a year ago

Somerset

They did an experiment on Mythbusters to answer this very question and found a baseball bat to be most effective in fighting off hoards of zombies.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A tree.

I'm not sure I could lift it though, looks fairly well rooted.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Beef! And he has his right hand on my, erm, yeah.

We're screwed.

J

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

An ironing board

Mrs

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By *olarMan over a year ago

woking

Hmmmm. Something with range and a large capacity. I’ve see the films and they are determined buggers.

I will get back to you

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Swordstick

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

A very large butchering knife and my cleaver.

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By *hillenCouple over a year ago

Borehamwood

Harsh words

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

My dog. A viscous killer he is not.

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

A cushion, I'm doomed

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

I've got a kitchen knife and a frying pan within reach...

It's like a budget sword and shield

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