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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So, I'm talking to this fit chick, right. She's taller than me, so our future children will have a height advantage when we get there, if we get there. Never say never. Anyway, back to the point. I'm sensing the conversation has gone stale.

She keeps giving like 1 liners as replies to my war and peace efforts. I mean, there might be so many reasonable reasons why she'd do that - and I appreciate there's still effort expended in replying anyway regardless of how in depth any of those are. It definitely means she's into me. I don't need anyone to tell me that, don't even need her to tell me that, it's my mind and I'll forge whatever unreasonable scenarios I can.

Back to the point.

I'm afraid the vacuous nature of responses would dry up eventually, curtailing any possibility of a reasonable series of messages in the future.

So, here's where you step in.

I need excuses to wrap up the conversation neatly so neither of us (read myself mainly) loses face.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

Brucey? Is that you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

By the sounds of it she’s already wrapped it up for you and your not taking the hint

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Brucey? Is that you? "

I know right! I read it and thought...brother?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Ask her outright where she sees things going

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Brucey? Is that you? "

Although in fairness mine would have been a lot more 'she definitely wants the d'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m a bit savage and if I got bored like that, I’d be sending a “thanks but this ain’t working” wishing them well, and hitting that block button.

I wouldn’t wanna be a part of a one sided conversation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"By the sounds of it she’s already wrapped it up for you and your not taking the hint "

I was more upset with your use of your not you're truth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She's found a bigger cock(erel) to play with

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"So, I'm talking to this fit chick, right. She's taller than me, so our future children will have a height advantage when we get there, if we get there. Never say never. Anyway, back to the point. I'm sensing the conversation has gone stale.

She keeps giving like 1 liners as replies to my war and peace efforts. I mean, there might be so many reasonable reasons why she'd do that - and I appreciate there's still effort expended in replying anyway regardless of how in depth any of those are. It definitely means she's into me. I don't need anyone to tell me that, don't even need her to tell me that, it's my mind and I'll forge whatever unreasonable scenarios I can.

Back to the point.

I'm afraid the vacuous nature of responses would dry up eventually, curtailing any possibility of a reasonable series of messages in the future.

So, here's where you step in.

I need excuses to wrap up the conversation neatly so neither of us (read myself mainly) loses face."

Anyway hey....me in some kind of spider verse shit I don't know but this is weird.

Thumbs up emoji. To whatever she says. If she's interested she will say more.

Simples!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She seems like hard work to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"By the sounds of it she’s already wrapped it up for you and your not taking the hint

I was more upset with your use of your not you're truth."

But you know it’s the truth though, right?

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

If you are holding on with hope for vacuous messages then I think you need to go pour yourself some self respect and just back off. Drop a vacuous response back and then leave it at that.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Send her the link to this thread?

J

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

Call her bluff! Just keep messaging regardless of her effort or interest. That's what I do. Eventually they get bored and stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm not asking for advice or comments about our delicate relationship, but thank you all.

I need excuses!

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"She seems like hard work to be honest. "

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you. "

Do I give you one line responses?!?

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you. "

I also would not be surprised

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Send her a one liner back and leave it at that. If she’s interested she will reach out, if she doesn’t then you’ve avoided the awkward “this isn’t working” conversation.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you.

Do I give you one line responses?!?"

No but you've seen his penis and want on that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Send her the link to this thread?

J"

I'd die from embarrassment.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Send her a one liner back and leave it at that. If she’s interested she will reach out, if she doesn’t then you’ve avoided the awkward “this isn’t working” conversation. "

This is truth, me and Mrs shiv had this ourselves

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Why do you need an excuse? Just tell her

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

OK, an excuse. Tell that the tamagotchi you're keeping alive for PW needs attention. She'll love that competitive aspect.

J

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you.

Do I give you one line responses?!?"

Sometimes!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you.

Do I give you one line responses?!?

Sometimes! "

At least you get a reply lol

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"Send her a one liner back and leave it at that. If she’s interested she will reach out, if she doesn’t then you’ve avoided the awkward “this isn’t working” conversation.

This is truth, me and Mrs shiv had this ourselves "

Oh! The trick with The Shiv is that you need to hit on Mr, and Mrs gets jealous. True story.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Ask her if she'll meet up to rub cream in your cock sore

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Send her a one liner back and leave it at that. If she’s interested she will reach out, if she doesn’t then you’ve avoided the awkward “this isn’t working” conversation.

This is truth, me and Mrs shiv had this ourselves

Oh! The trick with The Shiv is that you need to hit on Mr, and Mrs gets jealous. True story. "

I don't believe in ghosts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you.

Do I give you one line responses?!?

No but you've seen his penis and want on that!"

Wait a ... when did she?

I wish though you're right, she's taller than me!

Anyway these aren't excuses!

Where are my excuses? I'm not going to continue the conversation with war and peace efforts.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you.

Do I give you one line responses?!?

No but you've seen his penis and want on that!

Wait a ... when did she?

I wish though you're right, she's taller than me!

Anyway these aren't excuses!

Where are my excuses? I'm not going to continue the conversation with war and peace efforts."

I meant Kai's penis! We have all seen Kai's penis even though he plays coy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Send her a one liner back and leave it at that. If she’s interested she will reach out, if she doesn’t then you’ve avoided the awkward “this isn’t working” conversation.

This is truth, me and Mrs shiv had this ourselves

Oh! The trick with The Shiv is that you need to hit on Mr, and Mrs gets jealous. True story.

I don't believe in ghosts!"

Just here for the drama.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Send her a one liner back and leave it at that. If she’s interested she will reach out, if she doesn’t then you’ve avoided the awkward “this isn’t working” conversation.

This is truth, me and Mrs shiv had this ourselves"

Still besties though, right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Send her a one liner back and leave it at that. If she’s interested she will reach out, if she doesn’t then you’ve avoided the awkward “this isn’t working” conversation.

This is truth, me and Mrs shiv had this ourselves

Still besties though, right? "

Have you just publicly friend zoned brucey?

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Send her a one liner back and leave it at that. If she’s interested she will reach out, if she doesn’t then you’ve avoided the awkward “this isn’t working” conversation.

This is truth, me and Mrs shiv had this ourselves

Still besties though, right? "

God Christ no. Absolutely fucking not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Send her a one liner back and leave it at that. If she’s interested she will reach out, if she doesn’t then you’ve avoided the awkward “this isn’t working” conversation.

This is truth, me and Mrs shiv had this ourselves

Still besties though, right?

God Christ no. Absolutely fucking not "

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Hang on, is this a guy complaining about receiving inoffensive messages from a woman on Fabswingers?

Just stop playing ping pong! She might come up with something better.

You see, this is where Ghosting can work guys.. and she gets a chance to be a Ghostbuster or not!

People are too quick to knock things on here I say.

pt

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you.

Do I give you one line responses?!?

No but you've seen his penis and want on that!

Wait a ... when did she?

I wish though you're right, she's taller than me!

Anyway these aren't excuses!

Where are my excuses? I'm not going to continue the conversation with war and peace efforts.

I meant Kai's penis! We have all seen Kai's penis even though he plays coy!"

Only on special occasions!

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Send her a one liner back and leave it at that. If she’s interested she will reach out, if she doesn’t then you’ve avoided the awkward “this isn’t working” conversation.

This is truth, me and Mrs shiv had this ourselves

Still besties though, right?

Have you just publicly friend zoned brucey? "

It happened in private. But then you know, realised we were very different anyway. Still would though obvs have you seen her?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you.

Do I give you one line responses?!?

No but you've seen his penis and want on that!

Wait a ... when did she?

I wish though you're right, she's taller than me!

Anyway these aren't excuses!

Where are my excuses? I'm not going to continue the conversation with war and peace efforts.

I meant Kai's penis! We have all seen Kai's penis even though he plays coy!"

Oh I've seen it too and definitely want in on that not even going to deny it

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you.

Do I give you one line responses?!?

No but you've seen his penis and want on that!

Wait a ... when did she?

I wish though you're right, she's taller than me!

Anyway these aren't excuses!

Where are my excuses? I'm not going to continue the conversation with war and peace efforts.

I meant Kai's penis! We have all seen Kai's penis even though he plays coy!

Only on special occasions! "

Otherwise known as my finest wank days

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman  over a year ago

Markfield M1 J22

You’re off to clean out under your toenails so need both hands and can’t type anymore, ever again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you.

Do I give you one line responses?!?

No but you've seen his penis and want on that!

Wait a ... when did she?

I wish though you're right, she's taller than me!

Anyway these aren't excuses!

Where are my excuses? I'm not going to continue the conversation with war and peace efforts.

I meant Kai's penis! We have all seen Kai's penis even though he plays coy!

Only on special occasions! "

I've now seen the last 2 inches of Kai's member.

This still hasn't helped.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You’re off to clean out under your toenails so need both hands and can’t type anymore, ever again."

Finally

It's very good btw!

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you.

Do I give you one line responses?!?

No but you've seen his penis and want on that!

Wait a ... when did she?

I wish though you're right, she's taller than me!

Anyway these aren't excuses!

Where are my excuses? I'm not going to continue the conversation with war and peace efforts.

I meant Kai's penis! We have all seen Kai's penis even though he plays coy!

Only on special occasions!

I've now seen the last 2 inches of Kai's member.

This still hasn't helped."

Speak for yourself they cure all my troubles!

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you.

Do I give you one line responses?!?

No but you've seen his penis and want on that!

Wait a ... when did she?

I wish though you're right, she's taller than me!

Anyway these aren't excuses!

Where are my excuses? I'm not going to continue the conversation with war and peace efforts.

I meant Kai's penis! We have all seen Kai's penis even though he plays coy!

Only on special occasions!

I've now seen the last 2 inches of Kai's member.

This still hasn't helped."

Why are we talking about my penis!?

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"She seems like hard work to be honest.

Is it you? I bet its you. Sounds like you.

Do I give you one line responses?!?

No but you've seen his penis and want on that!

Wait a ... when did she?

I wish though you're right, she's taller than me!

Anyway these aren't excuses!

Where are my excuses? I'm not going to continue the conversation with war and peace efforts.

I meant Kai's penis! We have all seen Kai's penis even though he plays coy!

Only on special occasions!

I've now seen the last 2 inches of Kai's member.

This still hasn't helped.

Why are we talking about my penis!? "

this killed me

Sweet man we are *always* talking about your penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK, an excuse. Tell that the tamagotchi you're keeping alive for PW needs attention. She'll love that competitive aspect.

J"

It won't be a tamagochi though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Send her a one liner back and leave it at that. If she’s interested she will reach out, if she doesn’t then you’ve avoided the awkward “this isn’t working” conversation.

This is truth, me and Mrs shiv had this ourselves

Still besties though, right?

Have you just publicly friend zoned brucey?

It happened in private. But then you know, realised we were very different anyway. Still would though obvs have you seen her? "

What we’re not going to do is talk about me like I can’t see it

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Send her a one liner back and leave it at that. If she’s interested she will reach out, if she doesn’t then you’ve avoided the awkward “this isn’t working” conversation.

This is truth, me and Mrs shiv had this ourselves

Still besties though, right?

Have you just publicly friend zoned brucey?

It happened in private. But then you know, realised we were very different anyway. Still would though obvs have you seen her?

What we’re not going to do is talk about me like I can’t see it "

Aren't you aware of this? I feel we covered this. Besides it's not serious or deep x

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Tell her you’re a fisherman and you sail in two days to go get some prawns. It gives you a cut off time and a bit of notice that you’re going AWOL.

And if she pines for you then you know she wants your dick.

It’s a win/win situation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, I'm talking to this fit chick, right. She's taller than me, so our future children will have a height advantage when we get there, if we get there. Never say never. Anyway, back to the point. I'm sensing the conversation has gone stale.

She keeps giving like 1 liners as replies to my war and peace efforts. I mean, there might be so many reasonable reasons why she'd do that - and I appreciate there's still effort expended in replying anyway regardless of how in depth any of those are. It definitely means she's into me. I don't need anyone to tell me that, don't even need her to tell me that, it's my mind and I'll forge whatever unreasonable scenarios I can.

Back to the point.

I'm afraid the vacuous nature of responses would dry up eventually, curtailing any possibility of a reasonable series of messages in the future.

So, here's where you step in.

I need excuses to wrap up the conversation neatly so neither of us (read myself mainly) loses face."

Just stop messaging. Don’t need any excuse or exit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Send her a one liner back and leave it at that. If she’s interested she will reach out, if she doesn’t then you’ve avoided the awkward “this isn’t working” conversation.

This is truth, me and Mrs shiv had this ourselves

Still besties though, right?

Have you just publicly friend zoned brucey?

It happened in private. But then you know, realised we were very different anyway. Still would though obvs have you seen her?

What we’re not going to do is talk about me like I can’t see it

Aren't you aware of this? I feel we covered this. Besides it's not serious or deep x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tell her you’re a fisherman and you sail in two days to go get some prawns. It gives you a cut off time and a bit of notice that you’re going AWOL.

And if she pines for you then you know she wants your dick.

It’s a win/win situation."

What if she's allergic to shellfish?

Still, I like that it gives a notice period.

Do they really go out to sea for 2 days?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't know....if you want a final that's it, then a 'thanks for the conversation so far, I see your busy. Happy fabbing and good luck in the future...' possibly??!

Otherwise a one liner and leave it at that. But to be fair personally I'd go with the former as then your finishing it on your terms and putting a line under it. You both know where you stand, but most importantly YOU know where you are with it all.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Tell her you’re a fisherman and you sail in two days to go get some prawns. It gives you a cut off time and a bit of notice that you’re going AWOL.

And if she pines for you then you know she wants your dick.

It’s a win/win situation."

.

That's no fun! Where's the Ghostbusting in that?

It sounds like he has the interest, he just doesn't want the messages. Or something. It's Saturday, let's be honest he probably just made it all up. pt

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"Tell her you’re a fisherman and you sail in two days to go get some prawns. It gives you a cut off time and a bit of notice that you’re going AWOL.

And if she pines for you then you know she wants your dick.

It’s a win/win situation.

.

That's no fun! Where's the Ghostbusting in that?

It sounds like he has the interest, he just doesn't want the messages. Or something. It's Saturday, let's be honest he probably just made it all up. pt"

Oh PT!! That’s a cynical response!! Go tug your cock 5 times and say five “I’m sorry’s”

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Tell her you’re a fisherman and you sail in two days to go get some prawns. It gives you a cut off time and a bit of notice that you’re going AWOL.

And if she pines for you then you know she wants your dick.

It’s a win/win situation.

.

That's no fun! Where's the Ghostbusting in that?

It sounds like he has the interest, he just doesn't want the messages. Or something. It's Saturday, let's be honest he probably just made it all up. pt

Oh PT!! That’s a cynical response!! Go tug your cock 5 times and say five “I’m sorry’s”"

.

You know I'm normally expected to record it when I'm asked for things like that pt

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

You're off to jail?

You're an astronaut and about to go on a mission?

Fab are now charging per message so you you think it's best for both of you to save the cash?

You've decided to become a priest?

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Sounds like you’re flogging a dead horse

Just a simple thank you, but no thank you and that’s it

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"You're off to jail?

You're an astronaut and about to go on a mission?

Fab are now charging per message so you you think it's best for both of you to save the cash?

You've decided to become a priest?"

I did that last one once, I wouldn't recommend it.

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"You're off to jail?

You're an astronaut and about to go on a mission?

Fab are now charging per message so you you think it's best for both of you to save the cash?

You've decided to become a priest?

I did that last one once, I wouldn't recommend it."

No, I guess it takes some commitment if she calls your bluff!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank god this isn't about me

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"You're off to jail?

You're an astronaut and about to go on a mission?

Fab are now charging per message so you you think it's best for both of you to save the cash?

You've decided to become a priest?

I did that last one once, I wouldn't recommend it.

No, I guess it takes some commitment if she calls your bluff!

"

Though I hear women love a hot priest...

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"You're off to jail?

You're an astronaut and about to go on a mission?

Fab are now charging per message so you you think it's best for both of you to save the cash?

You've decided to become a priest?

I did that last one once, I wouldn't recommend it."

No. It’s hot. Us women like the challenge of corrupting a priest

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"You're off to jail?

You're an astronaut and about to go on a mission?

Fab are now charging per message so you you think it's best for both of you to save the cash?

You've decided to become a priest?

I did that last one once, I wouldn't recommend it.

No, I guess it takes some commitment if she calls your bluff!

"

It went ok for a week or so but then devils and demons etc you know how it is!

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"You're off to jail?

You're an astronaut and about to go on a mission?

Fab are now charging per message so you you think it's best for both of you to save the cash?

You've decided to become a priest?

I did that last one once, I wouldn't recommend it.

No, I guess it takes some commitment if she calls your bluff!

Though I hear women love a hot priest...

"

You been watching Fleabag YOLO?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thank god this isn't about me "

These excuses will come in handy for all occasions!

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"You're off to jail?

You're an astronaut and about to go on a mission?

Fab are now charging per message so you you think it's best for both of you to save the cash?

You've decided to become a priest?

I did that last one once, I wouldn't recommend it.

No, I guess it takes some commitment if she calls your bluff!

Though I hear women love a hot priest...

You been watching Fleabag YOLO?! "

I am familiar with her work...

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"You're off to jail?

You're an astronaut and about to go on a mission?

Fab are now charging per message so you you think it's best for both of you to save the cash?

You've decided to become a priest?

I did that last one once, I wouldn't recommend it.

No. It’s hot. Us women like the challenge of corrupting a priest "

Devil's dumplings, is this all men in frocks? pt

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You're off to jail?

You're an astronaut and about to go on a mission?

Fab are now charging per message so you you think it's best for both of you to save the cash?

You've decided to become a priest?"

You've done this before!

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"You're off to jail?

You're an astronaut and about to go on a mission?

Fab are now charging per message so you you think it's best for both of you to save the cash?

You've decided to become a priest?

I did that last one once, I wouldn't recommend it.

No. It’s hot. Us women like the challenge of corrupting a priest

Devil's dumplings, is this all men in frocks? pt"

Frocks AND a collar

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By *istalloverCouple  over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Kevin Bloody Wilson sums it up

Do you 4k on 1st dates

Does your dad own a brewery

If you've heard it

Youl all be singing along now

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"You're off to jail?

You're an astronaut and about to go on a mission?

Fab are now charging per message so you you think it's best for both of you to save the cash?

You've decided to become a priest?

I did that last one once, I wouldn't recommend it.

No. It’s hot. Us women like the challenge of corrupting a priest

Devil's dumplings, is this all men in frocks? pt

Frocks AND a collar"

My fancy dress box has both of those! And a teepee too. Sadly for me I joined the wrong church though I think. Where on Halloween can you get ordained?

pt

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

If open questions return very closed answers, then this communicates a lot more than the words themselves . I'd continue with open questions but reduce the volume of contact and rest it more with them to invest, should they decide to

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Tell her you've only got 3% battery left and the dog ate the charger....

.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You should say, I know this is difficult to face but I reckon you’ll not be up to my personal likes. I never saw your barren breasts but I only like small breasts with puffy nipples. A meaty lipped fleshy vulva with a natural gape, large clit, and exceptionally wet, flexible, insatiable sex drive. Your one word answers lead me to assume you aren’t all that and more. Let’s end it before it becomes painfully obvious we are doomed.

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

Tell her you have been carrying out research for Sydney University, you have collected all the data you need and she has been a great help in your research.

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Tell her you have been carrying out research for Sydney University, you have collected all the data you need and she has been a great help in your research."

I knew it was true!

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"Tell her you have been carrying out research for Sydney University, you have collected all the data you need and she has been a great help in your research.

I knew it was true!

"

They got to you did they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You should say, I know this is difficult to face but I reckon you’ll not be up to my personal likes. I never saw your barren breasts but I only like small breasts with puffy nipples. A meaty lipped fleshy vulva with a natural gape, large clit, and exceptionally wet, flexible, insatiable sex drive. Your one word answers lead me to assume you aren’t all that and more. Let’s end it before it becomes painfully obvious we are doomed.

"

This pains me - because I just got called out for using the wrong terminology 2 hours ago. Originally I said "meaty lipped fleshy vagina" and someone, rightfully with said anatomy, pointed out my ignorance at the use of vagina as it's the "tube" and I should've said vulva.

I couldn't argue, and I didn't. Respectfully thanked her for pointing out my errors and corrected the mistake promptly.

Still, I'm not hoping to discontinue the lines of communication with said person, some people seem confused and think I'm wanting to burn bridges. No way. I already told everyone she will confer some genetic advantages to our future progeny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tell her you have been carrying out research for Sydney University, you have collected all the data you need and she has been a great help in your research."

This is useful, I could say I'm processing the data and will be back for more.

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Tell her you have been carrying out research for Sydney University, you have collected all the data you need and she has been a great help in your research.

I knew it was true!

They got to you did they?"

I can't say. They made me sign an NDA after I spilt the beans. Bastards.

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Hamster pics, trust me on this it's a killer.

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

You're a grown man, be direct. Either ask to meet her or call it quits. "It's been great chatting to you, but I don't think we're compatible".

Sorted.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"You're a grown man, be direct. Either ask to meet her or call it quits. "It's been great chatting to you, but I don't think we're compatible".

Sorted. "

I can be a good boy though...

Wait what were we talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Block and move on

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"You're a grown man, be direct. Either ask to meet her or call it quits. "It's been great chatting to you, but I don't think we're compatible".

Sorted.

I can be a good boy though...

Wait what were we talking about? "

Wrong thread

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"You're a grown man, be direct. Either ask to meet her or call it quits. "It's been great chatting to you, but I don't think we're compatible".

Sorted. "

Do you actually say that to people?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Brucey? Is that you? "

Brucey doesn’t write that much

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"You're a grown man, be direct. Either ask to meet her or call it quits. "It's been great chatting to you, but I don't think we're compatible".

Sorted.

I can be a good boy though...

Wait what were we talking about?

Wrong thread "

Sometimes things feel wrong Mimi, but then also feel soo right....

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Brucey? Is that you?

Brucey doesn’t write that much "

Aw you know me so well

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By *.T.Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

The shorter her reply, the shorter your reply should be, you'll eventually get to emojis, then punctuation marks only.

If you are chasing and she's not reciprocating, just don't reply.

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By *iger4uWoman  over a year ago

In my happy place

Just be a ghost. If she's interested she will pursue you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In brief lines, truth blooms,

Stillness carved in three breaths' space,

Haiku clears the mind.

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By *929Man  over a year ago

newcastle

I’d have given up after the first half arsed reply, dont need any reason fuck working hard to keep the conversation going with someone can’t be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, I'm talking to this fit chick, right. She's taller than me, so our future children will have a height advantage when we get there, if we get there. Never say never. Anyway, back to the point. I'm sensing the conversation has gone stale.

She keeps giving like 1 liners as replies to my war and peace efforts. I mean, there might be so many reasonable reasons why she'd do that - and I appreciate there's still effort expended in replying anyway regardless of how in depth any of those are. It definitely means she's into me. I don't need anyone to tell me that, don't even need her to tell me that, it's my mind and I'll forge whatever unreasonable scenarios I can.

Back to the point.

I'm afraid the vacuous nature of responses would dry up eventually, curtailing any possibility of a reasonable series of messages in the future.

So, here's where you step in.

I need excuses to wrap up the conversation neatly so neither of us (read myself mainly) loses face."

Whilst some have said it sounds like she has checked out it may not be the case. A work colleague of mine is very much like this. He has some strange.rules and.ideas.when it comes to texting the women he dates. Things like....

No double texting

Does drivel on, answer questions in the simplest easiest way

Can't be bothered reading long texts

In all the above he has not lost interest in the lass. He is just strange when it comes to texting. This woman maybe the same.

Just openly and honestly talk to her. You cannot go wrong with that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In brief lines, truth blooms,

Stillness carved in three breaths' space,

Haiku clears the mind."

This is beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thank you all for your comments.

Honestly, most have deviated from the requirements requested. This thread is now unofficially closed.

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By *exymilf_69Woman  over a year ago

yorkshire

Are you sure you haven’t given her the ick and now she’s just being polite and waiting for you to get the hint?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you sure you haven’t given her the ick and now she’s just being polite and waiting for you to get the hint?"

Impossible, because it's me we're talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just stop replying. If someone is genuinely just bad at texting, they will at least make the effort to start the conversation again. If you never hear from her again, there's your answer.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Just do the slow fade. Leave longer and longer gaps between replies. That will let it die naturally.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Yep. Slow fade it. If you're no longer interested and had arranged to meet, maybe say you're no longer interested. Otherwise, if it's just the talking stage, slow fade. It doesn't sound like her replies are too invested.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Send her the link to this thread?

J"

Where's the Mic drop emoji...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just do the slow fade. Leave longer and longer gaps between replies. That will let it die naturally."

Either this or declare your undying love and that you want her to have your children - that may be a quicker means to ending it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll be really honest, when the replies dry up like that then she’s already losing or lost interest. Well, that’s what it usually means when you’re sending big messages and she’s giving really short replies.

Mrs

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I’ll be really honest, when the replies dry up like that then she’s already losing or lost interest. Well, that’s what it usually means when you’re sending big messages and she’s giving really short replies.

Mrs "

What about when she's giving no replies and acts like you don't exist? That means she's playing hard to get right?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Thank you all for your comments.

Honestly, most have deviated from the requirements requested. This thread is now unofficially closed."

Dude, this is the Lounge, what were you expecting?! Be glad you got a lot of serious advice (that you didn't want) in amongst the nonsense (that you did). It's more than happens in most of these threads. Next time stick a "ridiculous answers preferred" at the end.

J

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"You're a grown man, be direct. Either ask to meet her or call it quits. "It's been great chatting to you, but I don't think we're compatible".

Sorted.

Do you actually say that to people?"

Yes. Gives them closure.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"You're a grown man, be direct. Either ask to meet her or call it quits. "It's been great chatting to you, but I don't think we're compatible".

Sorted.

Do you actually say that to people?

Yes. Gives them closure. "

I'm still waiting for your opener

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"So, I'm talking to this fit chick, right. She's taller than me, so our future children will have a height advantage when we get there, if we get there. Never say never. Anyway, back to the point. I'm sensing the conversation has gone stale.

She keeps giving like 1 liners as replies to my war and peace efforts. I mean, there might be so many reasonable reasons why she'd do that - and I appreciate there's still effort expended in replying anyway regardless of how in depth any of those are. It definitely means she's into me. I don't need anyone to tell me that, don't even need her to tell me that, it's my mind and I'll forge whatever unreasonable scenarios I can.

Back to the point.

I'm afraid the vacuous nature of responses would dry up eventually, curtailing any possibility of a reasonable series of messages in the future.

So, here's where you step in.

I need excuses to wrap up the conversation neatly so neither of us (read myself mainly) loses face."

A link to a TripAdvisor type feedback... "how satisfied were you with your interactions with xxxx"? Type thing.

Followed by... "would you use him again for any future time wasting needs"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, I'm talking to this fit chick, right. She's taller than me, so our future children will have a height advantage when we get there, if we get there. Never say never. Anyway, back to the point. I'm sensing the conversation has gone stale.

She keeps giving like 1 liners as replies to my war and peace efforts. I mean, there might be so many reasonable reasons why she'd do that - and I appreciate there's still effort expended in replying anyway regardless of how in depth any of those are. It definitely means she's into me. I don't need anyone to tell me that, don't even need her to tell me that, it's my mind and I'll forge whatever unreasonable scenarios I can.

Back to the point.

I'm afraid the vacuous nature of responses would dry up eventually, curtailing any possibility of a reasonable series of messages in the future.

So, here's where you step in.

I need excuses to wrap up the conversation neatly so neither of us (read myself mainly) loses face.

A link to a TripAdvisor type feedback... "how satisfied were you with your interactions with xxxx"? Type thing.

Followed by... "would you use him again for any future time wasting needs" "

Woah why are they a time waster exactly?

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