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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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On my profile, for long term relationship with me, it states...
'To qualify for this you must first keep a plant alive of my choosing for a year, then following that, a pet. If the plant and the pet are still alive at the 2 year mark you get to keep me.'
It's been pointed out that people in rented properties can't have a pet.
So can anyone suggest an alternative to a pet? Whatever you suggest has to last a year and you have to bear in mind that should they qualify I end up with said 'thing' too.
Kids don't count, trust me that's been offered up many times already.
And neither do sea monkeys.
Also, if you don't get my sense of humour and think I'm being serious please leave via the nearest exit quickly and quietly.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Level up from a plant, to a plant with produce! Whether it’s a little strawberry plant, herbs, chillis etc.. then they have to give you some of them for you to inspect. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh an egg!
They have to carry it around for a year and if they crack it within that time it’s game over  "
Do I give them a second chance on this one?
It did.make me laugh.
I think the story of where and when it cracked could be really amusing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh an egg!
They have to carry it around for a year and if they crack it within that time it’s game over
Do I give them a second chance on this one?
It did.make me laugh.
I think the story of where and when it cracked could be really amusing."
No, no second chances!
He has to keep that delicate little egg safe. You could request photos to as proof that he is taking care of it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh an egg!
They have to carry it around for a year and if they crack it within that time it’s game over
Do I give them a second chance on this one?
It did.make me laugh.
I think the story of where and when it cracked could be really amusing.
No, no second chances!
He has to keep that delicate little egg safe. You could request photos to as proof that he is taking care of it. "
I like you, it's harsh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also, if you don't get my sense of humour and think I'm being serious please leave via the nearest exit quickly and quietly. "
Ok. Smart. Now you tell me. ... what do I do about this adopted ferret I've been looking after these past few months? |
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"On my profile, for long term relationship with me, it states...
'To qualify for this you must first keep a plant alive of my choosing for a year, then following that, a pet. If the plant and the pet are still alive at the 2 year mark you get to keep me.'
It's been pointed out that people in rented properties can't have a pet.
So can anyone suggest an alternative to a pet? Whatever you suggest has to last a year and you have to bear in mind that should they qualify I end up with said 'thing' too.
Kids don't count, trust me that's been offered up many times already.
And neither do sea monkeys.
Also, if you don't get my sense of humour and think I'm being serious please leave via the nearest exit quickly and quietly. "
Get a Tamagotchi?
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"People want long term relationships here? Using here?
I mean if it happens naturally fair play but I have questions
It's called humour...."
Oh! Hahaha.
I think? Is that the right response here help me out (you are a woman) |
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"Oh an egg!
They have to carry it around for a year and if they crack it within that time it’s game over
Do I give them a second chance on this one?
It did.make me laugh.
I think the story of where and when it cracked could be really amusing.
No, no second chances!
He has to keep that delicate little egg safe. You could request photos to as proof that he is taking care of it. "
How do you know it's the same egg. And not Egbert McEggerson IV?
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People want long term relationships here? Using here?
I mean if it happens naturally fair play but I have questions
It's called humour....
Oh! Hahaha.
I think? Is that the right response here help me out (you are a woman)"
Am I?  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"People want long term relationships here? Using here?
I mean if it happens naturally fair play but I have questions
It's called humour....
Oh! Hahaha.
I think? Is that the right response here help me out (you are a woman)
Am I? "
Yeah let's not go to you for advice again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh an egg!
They have to carry it around for a year and if they crack it within that time it’s game over
Do I give them a second chance on this one?
It did.make me laugh.
I think the story of where and when it cracked could be really amusing.
No, no second chances!
He has to keep that delicate little egg safe. You could request photos to as proof that he is taking care of it.
How do you know it's the same egg. And not Egbert McEggerson IV?
J"
True. I hadn’t given it too much thought. She would have to mark the egg in a way that he couldn’t replicate it. I’m all out of ideas for that though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On my profile, for long term relationship with me, it states...
'To qualify for this you must first keep a plant alive of my choosing for a year, then following that, a pet. If the plant and the pet are still alive at the 2 year mark you get to keep me.'
It's been pointed out that people in rented properties can't have a pet.
So can anyone suggest an alternative to a pet? Whatever you suggest has to last a year and you have to bear in mind that should they qualify I end up with said 'thing' too.
Kids don't count, trust me that's been offered up many times already.
And neither do sea monkeys.
Also, if you don't get my sense of humour and think I'm being serious please leave via the nearest exit quickly and quietly. "
Goldfish should be okay op |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh an egg!
They have to carry it around for a year and if they crack it within that time it’s game over
Do I give them a second chance on this one?
It did.make me laugh.
I think the story of where and when it cracked could be really amusing.
No, no second chances!
He has to keep that delicate little egg safe. You could request photos to as proof that he is taking care of it.
How do you know it's the same egg. And not Egbert McEggerson IV?
J
True. I hadn’t given it too much thought. She would have to mark the egg in a way that he couldn’t replicate it. I’m all out of ideas for that though "
Eggs are date stamped, lion stamped and have other numbers and stuff on them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can grow the most amazing WeEdS. Plant box ticked.
I’ve kept my cats alive for 10 year. Pet box ticked.
I’ll make good sticky with you, give you the big bang boom.
I’m handsome as fuck.
I gotta be a top 10 candidate surely.  |
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Very few of them last more than a year 