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How a pretty penis looks like in your opinion?
I don't mean cut, uncut or size.
Pretty and natural penis regardless to size.
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Straight?
Bent?
Twisted?
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Big head?
Small head?
Same as the shaft?
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Tight foreskin?
Loose foreskin?
Half foreskin?
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One eyed?
Two eyed?
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Can't think of any other natural possibilities, but feel free to add something you've seen before.
You can build your own fantasy pretty penis from the above features.
Kind of pick and mix.
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No penis shaming!
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I'm not part of the jury, so don't send me any please.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one attached to the guy they like of course! "
Yeah, what he said!
But also
Straight
Head slightly bigger than the shaft
Thickkk
And I prefer mine with one eye. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I can't really describe it. Some look good to me. Probably because I'm attracted to their owners. I like penises when they can get really firm. Like they're filled with all this come and lust and are one lick away from coming down my throat.
That's my only aesthetic preference. |
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"I can't really describe it. Some look good to me. Probably because I'm attracted to their owners. I like penises when they can get really firm. Like they're filled with all this come and lust and are one lick away from coming down my throat.
That's my only aesthetic preference."
Apparently average penises get harder than big ones.
Truth or myth?
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"I'm just gonna say it, I think I have a great looking dick. As in no matter what anyone tells me, I'm happy with the appearance and everything really. He's a good lad."
Sounds like you two are really close.
Best friends? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I can't really describe it. Some look good to me. Probably because I'm attracted to their owners. I like penises when they can get really firm. Like they're filled with all this come and lust and are one lick away from coming down my throat.
That's my only aesthetic preference.
Apparently average penises get harder than big ones.
Truth or myth?
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I don't think it's size dependent. It's more. The man and how horny they're feeling and how well their cock, sorry penis, responds.
Maybe it could be size related? I don't think so. I'll carry out some research and report back. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I'm just gonna say it, I think I have a great looking dick. As in no matter what anyone tells me, I'm happy with the appearance and everything really. He's a good lad.
Sounds like you two are really close.
Best friends?"
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"I can't really describe it. Some look good to me. Probably because I'm attracted to their owners. I like penises when they can get really firm. Like they're filled with all this come and lust and are one lick away from coming down my throat.
That's my only aesthetic preference.
Apparently average penises get harder than big ones.
Truth or myth?
I don't think it's size dependent. It's more. The man and how horny they're feeling and how well their cock, sorry penis, responds.
Maybe it could be size related? I don't think so. I'll carry out some research and report back."
Looking forward to it.
Written or video?
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"Cock looks its best when it's in my throat 
No specifics? Here is your chance to receive only "pretty" dick pics from now on.
I already specify that I only want ones with googly eyes."
I'd say that that sounds like a choking hazard but somehow I don't think you're too worried... 
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"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?  
LvM
I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim? "
I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out  No tape measures or flash photography allowed.
LvM |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?
LvM
I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?
I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out No tape measures or flash photography allowed.
LvM"
No flash photography? Pass. Darn it. So close as well.  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?
LvM
I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?
I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out No tape measures or flash photography allowed.
LvM"
Keep the riff raff out? Well that's the whole of the forum banned by default. |
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"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?
LvM
I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?
I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out No tape measures or flash photography allowed.
LvM"
How does one get an invite?? |
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"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?
LvM
I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?
I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out No tape measures or flash photography allowed.
LvM
No flash photography? Pass. Darn it. So close as well. "
A necessary evil. He's adorable but easily startled.
LvM |
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"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?
LvM
I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?
I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out No tape measures or flash photography allowed.
LvM
Keep the riff raff out? Well that's the whole of the forum banned by default. "
Well yeah, you've seen this bunch of perverts right? 
LvM |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?
LvM
I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?
I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out No tape measures or flash photography allowed.
LvM
Keep the riff raff out? Well that's the whole of the forum banned by default. "
Speak for yourself Kai, don't worry though I'll take a sneaky pic for you make sure my flash is switched off! |
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"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?
LvM
I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?
I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out No tape measures or flash photography allowed.
LvM
How does one get an invite?? "
My squire will be hand delivering the invitations at the next bi-monthly Clique™ orgy (not to be confused with the monthly bi-orgy)
LvM |
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"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?
LvM
I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?
I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out No tape measures or flash photography allowed.
LvM
No flash photography? Pass. Darn it. So close as well. "
Presumably you can photograph his flashing though? |
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7+ inch.
Slight bend.
Head that fits the girth nicely and is proportional.
Skin pigmentation just 1 or 2 shades darker than the rest of the body.
1 eye.
Foreskin that freely moves.
Decent girth, a little above average.
That'd be what I'd build I think
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?
LvM
I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?
I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out No tape measures or flash photography allowed.
LvM
No flash photography? Pass. Darn it. So close as well.
Presumably you can photograph his flashing though? "
Nah. I'm not that interested in him. Too much effort now. *sigh* |
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"Okay but mine's already perfectly adorable, so why would I change it?
LvM
I'm not sure if it is; is there a way of testing the claim?
I'm actually going to be hosting a private viewing event at some point. Invite only of course, have to keep things exclusive to keep the riffraff out No tape measures or flash photography allowed.
LvM
How does one get an invite??
My squire will be hand delivering the invitations at the next bi-monthly Clique™ orgy (not to be confused with the monthly bi-orgy)
LvM"
Ah well that's me out ... damnit lol |
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"I can't really describe it. Some look good to me. Probably because I'm attracted to their owners. I like penises when they can get really firm. Like they're filled with all this come and lust and are one lick away from coming down my throat.
That's my only aesthetic preference."
Your words are poetry. |
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"7+ inch.
Slight bend.
Head that fits the girth nicely and is proportional.
Skin pigmentation just 1 or 2 shades darker than the rest of the body.
1 eye.
Foreskin that freely moves.
Decent girth, a little above average.
That'd be what I'd build I think
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What is above average girth for you?
I know what is it officially. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well there we go chaps. Women like different shapes and sizes. Worth noting vaginal canals can be different from person to person too so whatever shape we are if it doesn't feel right it's her fault |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine looks like Gonzo from the Muppets when flaccid and Dr Bunsen from the Muppets when engorged.
Not exactly pretty but definitely versatile."
My two favourite characters, and yet... Not entirely convinced your member of the cast could be a favourite of mine. |
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"Me and my penis are going home!
Do you generally go home without your penis?
No, but I didn't want it to feel alone. It's been feeling left out lately so wanted to include it "
Would it like a stroke ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me and my penis are going home!
Do you generally go home without your penis?
No, but I didn't want it to feel alone. It's been feeling left out lately so wanted to include it "
Wanna have a word with your hand! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think penetration and giving oral are a couple of my favourite sexual interactions, so for that I would like to have a handsome cock to play with. Obviously the person is important. But answering to the OP’s question I’d say. Long and good girth, not too veiny, medium size head. And most importantly the ability to get and stay very very hard for a good while. |
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"Mine looks like Gonzo from the Muppets when flaccid and Dr Bunsen from the Muppets when engorged.
Not exactly pretty but definitely versatile.
My two favourite characters, and yet... Not entirely convinced your member of the cast could be a favourite of mine."
No but Statler and Waldorf would have a field day with it! |
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"Mine looks like Gonzo from the Muppets when flaccid and Dr Bunsen from the Muppets when engorged.
Not exactly pretty but definitely versatile.
My two favourite characters, and yet... Not entirely convinced your member of the cast could be a favourite of mine.
No but Statler and Waldorf would have a field day with it!"
By which I mean a fieldday criticising it. I don't think they're bicurious although, thinking about it, there's always been a certain unconsumated sexual tension between them. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Me and my penis are going home!
Do you generally go home without your penis?
No, but I didn't want it to feel alone. It's been feeling left out lately so wanted to include it
Wanna have a word with your hand!"
They got bored of each other. Even my other hand too! It's a shame |
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"Me and my penis are going home!
Do you generally go home without your penis?
No, but I didn't want it to feel alone. It's been feeling left out lately so wanted to include it
Wanna have a word with your hand!
They got bored of each other. Even my other hand too! It's a shame "
Oh dear sounds like you need a different pair of hands ( or boobs) |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Me and my penis are going home!
Do you generally go home without your penis?
No, but I didn't want it to feel alone. It's been feeling left out lately so wanted to include it
Wanna have a word with your hand!
They got bored of each other. Even my other hand too! It's a shame
Oh dear sounds like you need a different pair of hands ( or boobs) "
That involves effort |
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"Me and my penis are going home!
Do you generally go home without your penis?
No, but I didn't want it to feel alone. It's been feeling left out lately so wanted to include it
Wanna have a word with your hand!
They got bored of each other. Even my other hand too! It's a shame
Oh dear sounds like you need a different pair of hands ( or boobs)
That involves effort "
never mind I'll see myself out |
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