FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > If you wanna be my lover...
If you wanna be my lover...
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don't be a wanker.
Rules out 99% of fab
God bless that one percent!
I remember reading on here that 1% of men have sex with 117% of women. Or something like that. But it was a stone cold fact."
They do. You know that guy with 1117 veris, he's a real piece of shit  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
" Be my lover
Wanna be my lover
Looking back on all the time we spent together
You oughta know right now if you wanna be my lover
Wanna be my lover
Go ahead and take your time
Boy you gotta feel secure
Before I make you mine, baby
You have to be sure
You wanna be my lover
Wanna be my lover
Wanna be my lover
Ah-ha yeah, wanna be my lover
Ah-ha yeah, wanna be my lover
Ah-ha yeah, wanna be my lover
Ah-ha yeah, wanna be my lover "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Don't be a wanker.
Rules out 99% of fab"
Oh, I dunno... I tend to find the ones who hide well that they are walkers, then like to drop it on me as a big surprise further down the line get my attention in the past  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *apidaryMan
over a year ago
Chipping Norton |
Be someone whose eyes I'd like to see crinkling with smiles as much as glinting with desire, and who I'd enjoy hearing laugh as much I as I'd enjoy hearing them cum.
"Feed me & fuck me"
Note to self: bring snacks.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What do they have to do ladies and gents?
Also were the spice girls into kinky shit wanting them to have got with all the others first?!  "
Make me laugh, have me intrigued, wanting to spend more time with them or speaking to them. Enjoying their company. That's for longevity.
But something the short term and long term need, is to turn me on. If you can have me gushing, your on to a winner |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Don't have a cock.
Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)
Mrs
I remember you saying I did this though so....awkwarddddd"
Urgh no ..... I said your posts, YOUR POSTS, not you, not awkward
Mrs |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don't have a cock.
Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)
Mrs
I remember you saying I did this though so....awkwarddddd
Urgh no ..... I said your posts, YOUR POSTS, not you, not awkward
Mrs "
My posts which come from my fingers which come from my brain...and I'm even better in person!
Hoo boyyy this is tough for you! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Make me laugh and feel comfortable around you. Definitely make the first move as I'm clueless.
For the really good times - get inside my head  "
Balls & I went straight in for a stroking
Must try harder.
Mrs |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Don't have a cock.
Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)
Mrs
I remember you saying I did this though so....awkwarddddd
Urgh no ..... I said your posts, YOUR POSTS, not you, not awkward
Mrs
My posts which come from my fingers which come from my brain...and I'm even better in person!
Hoo boyyy this is tough for you! "
No, just no, remember that post where someone described you as the puppy dog that humps everything - that is how I picture you & even before "Bruce" came along in the old days, that was the most accurate description ever (in the nicest way possible) so no fucking brucey it takes more than a smile & plus you have a cock, that was my 1st no.
Mrs |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don't have a cock.
Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)
Mrs
I remember you saying I did this though so....awkwarddddd
Urgh no ..... I said your posts, YOUR POSTS, not you, not awkward
Mrs
My posts which come from my fingers which come from my brain...and I'm even better in person!
Hoo boyyy this is tough for you!
No, just no, remember that post where someone described you as the puppy dog that humps everything - that is how I picture you & even before "Bruce" came along in the old days, that was the most accurate description ever (in the nicest way possible) so no fucking brucey it takes more than a smile & plus you have a cock, that was my 1st no.
Mrs "
Damn my fine meat sword!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Be someone whose eyes I'd like to see crinkling with smiles as much as glinting with desire, and who I'd enjoy hearing laugh as much I as I'd enjoy hearing them cum.
Feed me & fuck me
Note to self: bring snacks.
"
Please |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Don't have a cock.
Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)
Mrs
I remember you saying I did this though so....awkwarddddd
Urgh no ..... I said your posts, YOUR POSTS, not you, not awkward
Mrs
My posts which come from my fingers which come from my brain...and I'm even better in person!
Hoo boyyy this is tough for you!
No, just no, remember that post where someone described you as the puppy dog that humps everything - that is how I picture you & even before "Bruce" came along in the old days, that was the most accurate description ever (in the nicest way possible) so no fucking brucey it takes more than a smile & plus you have a cock, that was my 1st no.
Mrs
Damn my fine meat sword!
"
To answer you question Brucey, they would have to never call their cock a 'meat sword'!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don't have a cock.
Make me smile (it's hard work and not really worth it but try)
Mrs
I remember you saying I did this though so....awkwarddddd
Urgh no ..... I said your posts, YOUR POSTS, not you, not awkward
Mrs
My posts which come from my fingers which come from my brain...and I'm even better in person!
Hoo boyyy this is tough for you!
No, just no, remember that post where someone described you as the puppy dog that humps everything - that is how I picture you & even before "Bruce" came along in the old days, that was the most accurate description ever (in the nicest way possible) so no fucking brucey it takes more than a smile & plus you have a cock, that was my 1st no.
Mrs
Damn my fine meat sword!
To answer you question Brucey, they would have to never call their cock a 'meat sword'! "
Hush fair maiden! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
Tinder x
. And technically you fed me twice 
