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By *orisjack OP Man over a year ago

caterham

So had an accident on the farm the other day and have had my middle finger amputated

Just wondering when it’s all sorted is it going to have a nock on effect with the women

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

Well.

This was unexpected

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use a different finger to point at where they've missed the vacuuming and you'll be fine

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

But enjoy looking like Spiderman in the meantime?

Are you...Spiderman?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not good for gesturing to bad drivers now

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

Ummm, I'd say probably not?! If you want to give women the middle finger use your other one.

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By *orisjack OP Man over a year ago

caterham

"Not good for gesturing to bad drivers now"

Can only count to 9 now as well

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

Well, not all of us like to take all 4 fingers anyway, so 3 still works!

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I mean if that's all that you can consider after losing a digit?

I'd be more worried about arse scratching and insulting hand gestures myself.

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Not good for gesturing to bad drivers now

Can only count to 9 now as well"

Oh for some reason I imagined you lost both middle fingers.

I'm almost disappointed but not at your predicament, I don't know it's hard to explain

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By *ew2thiskinkCouple over a year ago

Waterford

It’s ok. Ya have 3 left.

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I love that this is your main concern.

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"I love that this is your main concern."

He's a true lad. Raised well.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I love that this is your main concern."

That’s what I thought!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Itll be easier to do the fisting.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well, not all of us like to take all 4 fingers anyway, so 3 still works! "

Only You

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

In the interest of stuff.

Hope you are well OP.

Did you find the finger, could they reattach it?

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By *inky ChefMan over a year ago

Norwich

"So had an accident on the farm the other day and have had my middle finger amputated

Just wondering when it’s all sorted is it going to have a nock on effect with the women "

Watch some Rick Allen inspiration videos.

He managed to drum on one of the best selling albums ever (Hysteria-Def Leppard).

Not really inspirational, but...

Apparently he managed to beat up his girlfriend regularly with only one hand as well. Just a gossip though.

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By *orisjack OP Man over a year ago

caterham

"In the interest of stuff.

Hope you are well OP.

Did you find the finger, could they reattach it?"

Nope just got a little stump for a middle finger as it was crushed flat

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"In the interest of stuff.

Hope you are well OP.

Did you find the finger, could they reattach it?

Nope just got a little stump for a middle finger as it was crushed flat "

Gotta ask how just the middle finger?

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I knew a chap Many years ago who lost a bollock in an incident involving stacking slabs, one nut crushed between slab's.

Makes me wince thinking about it almost 40 year's later.

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan over a year ago

cambridge

"Well, not all of us like to take all 4 fingers anyway, so 3 still works! "

I used to work in Chicago.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lost a finger once. Got it back though, smelled a bit.

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Out of curiousity did losing it make you very gassy if not id probly mark it as a story to tell

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"I love that this is your main concern."

lol

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I love that this is your main concern.

He's a true lad. Raised well."

I lacked parental guidance. I think it shows.

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I love that this is your main concern.

That’s what I thought!

Great minds and fools

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