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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest op most if not 99% of messages on here to us are strange and I can honestly state that we have had maybe less than ten decent messages but that’s fab I guess.
T"
This. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Without quoting the message, which would earn a holiday. The oddest thing I did was someone offering to pay me, to watch me take a dump. "
And you refused..??
What the heck is the matter with you..?!  |
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"I got offered £600 for a guy to massage me and suck me off.
I counter offered and he blocked me.
I was going to say I presume you took it lol "
Nah, I didn’t need the money, or the blow job.
The massage however, I’d have snapped his hand off.
Pretty sure it was a package deal though. |
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By *hongman1 OP Man
over a year ago
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I haven’t had anything as odd as some of the ones mentioned above.
But I did receive a message from a couple this morning asking why I had looked at there profile and not messaged!
The reason I hadn’t is because the information on the profile said they’re looking for couples, not looking for single men. I wasn’t in the age range even if they were looking for men and it even said on the profile “if we do decide to invite a man into our relationship we will find you”  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you sit on my hooded face and piss on me
If you were dared to fart in my mouth, would you
Would you come round let yourself in and kick me in the balls when I'm tied to a chair
Would you fuck me and my dad together
Small selection from this year so far. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had a "No tanks", with a follow up message saying "thanks*". I thought it was quite sweet that she cared enough to correct the typo."
I'm polite like that |
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"Would you sit on my hooded face and piss on me
If you were dared to fart in my mouth, would you
Would you come round let yourself in and kick me in the balls when I'm tied to a chair
Would you fuck me and my dad together
Small selection from this year so far. "
In my defence I was d*unk for two of these. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you sit on my hooded face and piss on me
If you were dared to fart in my mouth, would you
Would you come round let yourself in and kick me in the balls when I'm tied to a chair
Would you fuck me and my dad together
Small selection from this year so far.
In my defence I was d*unk for two of these. "
Yours are much worse |
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"Would you sit on my hooded face and piss on me
If you were dared to fart in my mouth, would you
Would you come round let yourself in and kick me in the balls when I'm tied to a chair
Would you fuck me and my dad together
Small selection from this year so far.
In my defence I was d*unk for two of these.
Yours are much worse "
Remember that time you asked if you could put Maltesers in my bum? |
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By *hongman1 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Would you sit on my hooded face and piss on me
If you were dared to fart in my mouth, would you
Would you come round let yourself in and kick me in the balls when I'm tied to a chair
Would you fuck me and my dad together
Small selection from this year so far. "
And which did you do? Lol |
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