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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

That school didn’t teach you

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By *ullyMan  over a year ago

Near Clacton

Zippers and foreskins are a bad combination.

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By *inky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich

Wash your hand before you go to the toilet, if you chopped chilli peppers.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

If you say you’re going to do something, do it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That you can't control how others behave but you can always control how you react to it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Try everything that interests me and just do it.

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By *ose and her beastCouple  over a year ago

Watford

Stop giving a shit what people think about you

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan  over a year ago

Hastings

If in dought give it a clought if that dose not work get a bigger hammer ..

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan  over a year ago

Hastings


"That school didn’t teach you "

If at first you don't succeed cheat.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple  over a year ago

West Suffolk


"That you can't control how others behave but you can always control how you react to it."

Love this one, so very true.

Mine…. That people will do what they think will work out best for them. That’s all anyone ever does.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush......

........sorry wrong place oopps

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

People will let you down. Even the ones you don’t expect.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spit on the end of it before you try n shove it in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never criticise where someone else comes from or lives. You may believe you are better than them or even richer, but you can't polish a turd and that's a fact!

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By *allkinkynerdMan  over a year ago

Consett

You can open a ring pull can with the bottom of another ring pull can.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never compliment someone on their mustache. She might take offense.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Never criticise where someone else comes from or lives. You may believe you are better than them or even richer, but you can't polish a turd and that's a fact! "

Good job as I was a council estate kid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Funnily enough one of the best life lessons I learned was through school - that apart from teaching the basics of English comprehension and maths, school education is pretty much worthless - knowledge comes from actually living and experiencing -

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Always tie your shoe laces and if you need a pee have one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not to imagine you could meet a woman on here.

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple  over a year ago

Cumbria

Patience.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never criticise where someone else comes from or lives. You may believe you are better than them or even richer, but you can't polish a turd and that's a fact!

Good job as I was a council estate kid "

See, I don't judge!

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan  over a year ago

louth

Eat when you can sleep when you can and go to the toilet when you can

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By *oxesMan  over a year ago

Southend, Essex

How to make freinds, network and influence people.

One job is never enough. You need a safety blanket.

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By *heekyDemandCouple  over a year ago

Leicester

IT support is not about Computers.

It's about getting people to accept things they can't change.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never ever eat yellow snow!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Remember one day you will,t wake up so enjoy each day

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Remember one day you will,t wake up so enjoy each day "
But when you don't wake up....... You're late for work

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over

Don't go too deep if you can't swim

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Don't look down on anyone unless you are helping them up.

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Never trust a person who puts parsley in their omelette.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never trust a person who doesn't like Celine Dion

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over


"Never trust a person who puts parsley in their omelette."

I put the tiniest amount of oregano or cayenne pepper, depending on the mood. Is that allowed?

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By *apidaryMan  over a year ago

Chipping Norton

Never fight a land war in Asia.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing lasts forever

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By *sername already in useMan  over a year ago

manchester

Never trust a person.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never compliment someone on their mustache. She might take offense."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dogs are better than humans

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

If it moves and it shouldn’t, use gaff.

If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Don't trust the humans.

Mrs

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By *obwhateverMan  over a year ago

Stirling/ London/ Yorkshire

That “standing up to bullies” is bullshit. A lad in my class did just that. He ended up in hospital and the lads concerned got expelled. One of them is now a millionaire businessman.

Not sure what the moral of the story is.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan  over a year ago

Hastings


"Never criticise where someone else comes from or lives. You may believe you are better than them or even richer, but you can't polish a turd and that's a fact! "

No you can't polish a turd but you can role it in glitter. But it's still a turd at the Hart.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan  over a year ago

Hastings


"That “standing up to bullies” is bullshit. A lad in my class did just that. He ended up in hospital and the lads concerned got expelled. One of them is now a millionaire businessman.

Not sure what the moral of the story is. "

Lots of rich people are bullies ans arss holes that's how they get to be where they are.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That “standing up to bullies” is bullshit. A lad in my class did just that. He ended up in hospital and the lads concerned got expelled. One of them is now a millionaire businessman.

Not sure what the moral of the story is. "

He simply chose the wrong bullies to stand up to - should’ve walked away, always choose your battles wisely

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Never trust a person who doesn't like Celine Dion"

You put parsley in omelettes don't you?

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"That “standing up to bullies” is bullshit. A lad in my class did just that. He ended up in hospital and the lads concerned got expelled. One of them is now a millionaire businessman.

Not sure what the moral of the story is. "

Self-respect.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Say nothing if you have nothing worth saying.

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By *r and Mrs Double spiceCouple  over a year ago

somewhere around midlands

Don't have expectations from anyone.

I'm still working on this!lol

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

That giving unconditional love doesn't necessarily get returned

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That giving unconditional love doesn't necessarily get returned "
it isn’t meant to be - it’s unconditional

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"That giving unconditional love doesn't necessarily get returned it isn’t meant to be - it’s unconditional "

Haha, busted

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"That giving unconditional love doesn't necessarily get returned it isn’t meant to be - it’s unconditional "

Funny, that's not what my marriage vows said

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"That giving unconditional love doesn't necessarily get returned it isn’t meant to be - it’s unconditional

Funny, that's not what my marriage vows said "

Marriage vows,that's a swear word on here isn't it?

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

They will always be idiots in this world, hence, that’s why there is a balance of good and bad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men are full of shit.

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By *ittleJohn5Man  over a year ago

Wickham Market

Say Yes more

Life goes by quick. So just enjoy it.

It’s better to regret the things you have done, rather than wish you done it, and missed the opportunity forever.

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By *rooperRedMan  over a year ago

Littlehampton

Hearts don't break, they only bend.

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By *uliette500Woman  over a year ago

Hull

Life is short, enjoy it while you can and if you are not happy change things.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never criticise where someone else comes from or lives. You may believe you are better than them or even richer, but you can't polish a turd and that's a fact!

No you can't polish a turd but you can role it in glitter. But it's still a turd at the Hart."

No amount of glitter can hide a turd, it always flakes off in the end!

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By *tooveMan  over a year ago

belfast


"Never compliment someone on their mustache. She might take offense."

Like asking when the baby is due.

Guy in work got a warning for that.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

E = mc2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keep the faith.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Never trust someone who doesn’t like cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men are full of shit."

*People

You choose your own path through life, and there are always choices.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How to relax and not be anxious about stuff all the time

Took a good 40 years to learn how to switch my mind off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never compliment someone on their mustache. She might take offense.

Like asking when the baby is due.

Guy in work got a warning for that. "

Did it say it maliciously or genuine mistake? Not long after having my son (okay 2yrs after!) I was asked the same, genuine mistake on on their part. They were mortified, I was laughing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never compliment someone on their mustache. She might take offense.

Like asking when the baby is due.

Guy in work got a warning for that. Did it say it maliciously or genuine mistake? Not long after having my son (okay 2yrs after!) I was asked the same, genuine mistake on on their part. They were mortified, I was laughing "

He*

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By *ikerBloke...Man  over a year ago

western hemisphere , planet earth

Never comprimise who you are in order to be accepted!!

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By *tooveMan  over a year ago

belfast


"Never compliment someone on their mustache. She might take offense.

Like asking when the baby is due.

Guy in work got a warning for that. Did it say it maliciously or genuine mistake? Not long after having my son (okay 2yrs after!) I was asked the same, genuine mistake on on their part. They were mortified, I was laughing "

He was being genuine. I thought she was pregnant too. She took it really bad even though he apologised straight away.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Trust your gut 9 times out of 10 your right

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS  over a year ago

Launceston

Those pleated McDonald's sauce pots are designed that way too expand (they triple in size) & get more sauce in!

Absolute game changer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This life REALLY isn't a rehearsal. You have one chance (or conscious chance if you believe in reincarnation) don't waste it being unhappy or unsatisfied. Do what you have to do and as long as you don't intentionally hurt someone, just do it, what do you have to lose (in many cases) nothing, what can you gain...everything.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never compliment someone on their mustache. She might take offense.

Like asking when the baby is due.

Guy in work got a warning for that. Did it say it maliciously or genuine mistake? Not long after having my son (okay 2yrs after!) I was asked the same, genuine mistake on on their part. They were mortified, I was laughing

He was being genuine. I thought she was pregnant too. She took it really bad even though he apologised straight away. "

Ah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This life REALLY isn't a rehearsal. You have one chance (or conscious chance if you believe in reincarnation) don't waste it being unhappy or unsatisfied. Do what you have to do and as long as you don't intentionally hurt someone, just do it, what do you have to lose (in many cases) nothing, what can you gain...everything."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Previous lessons didn’t work… keep learning new lessons…

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

When u think you won you lost

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"How to relax and not be anxious about stuff all the time

Took a good 40 years to learn how to switch my mind off"

Please tell me how to do this my head is a washing machine full of overthinking and anxiety.

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By *ab FunstersCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

If you have nothing nice to say then keep it in your head.

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By *ink vixenCouple  over a year ago

Medway

That the opinion of others about you don’t matter a jot.

“Taming the mammoth” explains this very well.

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By *lutsfunMan  over a year ago

bedford

Never worry about what people say behind your back because you never hear it

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Never dwell on the past, take a lesson from it and let go. You can't change it, but you can learn from it

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By *otlips322020Woman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Watching porn and putting everything into practice

Ha ha ha

X x x

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Trust your instincts they'll get you into trouble

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