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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I slept in till 9!! I haven't slept in past 6:30!for years. And I feel rough as fuck for it, me and sleep do not get on.
I also had olives for the first time in years last night, do they make you sleepy?!?
So what have you done for the first time, like ever. Or just not in a long time. Which I realise is not the first time but sshhhh. I feel rough
Tried something new?
Done something new?
Sucked off a guy? This applies to guys only, message me 
I'm off to eat my cooked breakfast with extra MUSHROOMS and HASH BROWNS!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Gone back to bed after walking the dog and fallen asleep -so thats a first, but hungry now having read the Full English thread. Might cook b'fast, which would be the first time in ages, but hash browns are not part of full English. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to suck myself off, does that count?
I'm taking the Tube to Temple today and walking up to Embankment. That's a first time for me."
Oh and olives are divine, they don't make you sleepy. Yogurt makes you sleepy. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I slept in till 9!! I haven't slept in past 6:30!for years. And I feel rough as fuck for it, me and sleep do not get on.
I also had olives for the first time in years last night, do they make you sleepy?!?
So what have you done for the first time, like ever. Or just not in a long time. Which I realise is not the first time but sshhhh. I feel rough
Tried something new?
Done something new?
Sucked off a guy? This applies to guys only, message me
I'm off to eat my cooked breakfast with extra MUSHROOMS and HASH BROWNS!!!
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She's in a good mood! It's cold and bleak outside so she's thriving!
What a season. I'm gonna have a wank to it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gone back to bed after walking the dog and fallen asleep -so thats a first, but hungry now having read the Full English thread. Might cook b'fast, which would be the first time in ages, but hash browns are not part of full English.
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You could join me but its a little to far and it would be brunch by the time you got here! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had a horrible night's sleep
My daughters boyfriend stayed over for the first time and i was awoken to the sound of him and her
No amount of showering has cleaned me "
This reminds me of the first time I did anal with my bf at my parents.
Ah good times.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I slept in till 9!! I haven't slept in past 6:30!for years. And I feel rough as fuck for it, me and sleep do not get on.
I also had olives for the first time in years last night, do they make you sleepy?!?
So what have you done for the first time, like ever. Or just not in a long time. Which I realise is not the first time but sshhhh. I feel rough
Tried something new?
Done something new?
Sucked off a guy? This applies to guys only, message me
I'm off to eat my cooked breakfast with extra MUSHROOMS and HASH BROWNS!!!
She's in a good mood! It's cold and bleak outside so she's thriving!
What a season. I'm gonna have a wank to it!"
What haven't you wanked off to?? |
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"Had a horrible night's sleep
My daughters boyfriend stayed over for the first time and i was awoken to the sound of him and her
No amount of showering has cleaned me
This reminds me of the first time I did anal with my bf at my parents.
Ah good times.
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 . That’s made him feel better I’m sure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to suck myself off, does that count?
I'm taking the Tube to Temple today and walking up to Embankment. That's a first time for me."
I'm gonna need video proof. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I slept in till 9!! I haven't slept in past 6:30!for years. And I feel rough as fuck for it, me and sleep do not get on.
I also had olives for the first time in years last night, do they make you sleepy?!?
So what have you done for the first time, like ever. Or just not in a long time. Which I realise is not the first time but sshhhh. I feel rough
Tried something new?
Done something new?
Sucked off a guy? This applies to guys only, message me
I'm off to eat my cooked breakfast with extra MUSHROOMS and HASH BROWNS!!!
She's in a good mood! It's cold and bleak outside so she's thriving!
What a season. I'm gonna have a wank to it!
What haven't you wanked off to??"
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"Gone back to bed after walking the dog and fallen asleep -so thats a first, but hungry now having read the Full English thread. Might cook b'fast, which would be the first time in ages, but hash browns are not part of full English.
You could join me but its a little to far and it would be brunch by the time you got here!"
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I messaged a woman the first time for a while.
Nice message and tailored to her needs.
She actually replied, so I opened the message straight after I opened my eyes.
It was a short, humiliating and evil message, but hey at least I got a rely.  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"I messaged a woman the first time for a while.
Nice message and tailored to her needs.
She actually replied, so I opened the message straight after I opened my eyes.
It was a short, humiliating and evil message, but hey at least I got a rely. "
Oh we have all been there buddy!
I say all, probably not some of the alpha kings on fab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I messaged a woman the first time for a while.
Nice message and tailored to her needs.
She actually replied, so I opened the message straight after I opened my eyes.
It was a short, humiliating and evil message, but hey at least I got a rely. "
A lot of women on here have egos they really shouldn't.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By accident? Been there
How? It’s not as if it’s next to the block button."
I just do things too quick, I'm always hotlisting/blocking/winking by accident. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just do things too quick, I'm always hotlisting/blocking/winking by accident.
Always in a hurry to get things over and done with. Gotcha."
Time is precious! |
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