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Help. Please. I can't sleep
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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I have to be up slightly before the arsecrack of dawn and leave my house at 6 in the morning.
And I can't sleep.
So please, dear people in my phone, give me your absolute worst and least foolproof ideas for how I can get to sleep, in order that I don't get overtired tomorrow and either
A) kill random members of the public for existing
B) randomly break into song in public because I'm delirious
Either of these things may happen anyway.
Thanking you kindly in anticipation 
(Please note... any sensible suggestions for actual ways to get to sleep may be met with sarcasm  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you thought of dressing in stockings matching bra and pants...and take provocative pictures
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Oh wait thats for my w**k bank.. damn thats two of us not able to sleep now  |
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I found that deep low frequency music helps, I'll send you the link for the one I really like on you tube.
Or I put the BBC world service on, just listen to them talking, stops my brain going a million miles an hour focusing on the voices x |
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Schumann resonance on YouTube, and I’m a serious insomniac, thank me later.
If it doesn’t help, I’d say warm milk with honey, and vodka.
I’m Polish, also - thank me later.
(Hope you can have a restful sleep, Posh) xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Have you thought of dressing in stockings matching bra and pants...and take provocative pictures
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Oh wait thats for my w**k bank.. damn thats two of us not able to sleep now "
Well now... I hadn't hought of it until now. |
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Orrrrrrr, wait till the arse crack of dawn on Sunday. The changing of the clocks will have moved the arse crack and you'll be both early and late at the same time, ergo actually on time. You're welcome |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I found that deep low frequency music helps, I'll send you the link for the one I really like on you tube.
Or I put the BBC world service on, just listen to them talking, stops my brain going a million miles an hour focusing on the voices x"
Despite the fact this sounds sensible... I actually like the plan.
Thank you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Via play. Spain v Scotland put the volume down low and try drifting off to background
Or bbc4 Paul weller live at the barbican on low volume"
Problem is... football would make me want to throttle someone...
And I'd end up singing to Paul Weller |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posts a status saying send me cock pics and the deluge of peen will send you into a cock coma
You
Are
Welcome "
This is the kind of thinking I like!
But then I'd have to take down my excited status  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a whole bar of chocolate
Then a coffee
Watch some porn and have a smoke
Then a brew
Watch the morning show, post a tiktok video
Take a warm shower
Step out it's six o'clock.
You will sleep nicely during the day. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The only thing that realy works for me is
10mg diazepam with 10mg zolpidem.
Faling that it.
Cocodamal and a drink.
But its not uncommon for me to work 72 straight. "
See... these seem like good ideas but not when the "out the house at 6" is occurring |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Schumann resonance on YouTube, and I’m a serious insomniac, thank me later.
If it doesn’t help, I’d say warm milk with honey, and vodka.
I’m Polish, also - thank me later.
(Hope you can have a restful sleep, Posh) xx"
I'm enjoying the vodka suggestions...
And thank you lovely xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Orrrrrrr, wait till the arse crack of dawn on Sunday. The changing of the clocks will have moved the arse crack and you'll be both early and late at the same time, ergo actually on time. You're welcome "
I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.
But it is not like earth logic. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Have a whole bar of chocolate
Then a coffee
Watch some porn and have a smoke
Then a brew
Watch the morning show, post a tiktok video
Take a warm shower
Step out it's six o'clock.
You will sleep nicely during the day."
There are a couple of problems here...
1) I don't have any chocolate
B) I can't sleep during the day! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm down for a.
Not random though, I have a list.
Can we do both our lists and then random?
Then maccy ds?
Obviously. Then rum.
I'm so in"
Can we do it after market though? I have kinky gingers after all! |
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"Orrrrrrr, wait till the arse crack of dawn on Sunday. The changing of the clocks will have moved the arse crack and you'll be both early and late at the same time, ergo actually on time. You're welcome
I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.
But it is not like earth logic."
Is the arse crack of dawn hairy? Or bleached? |
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I would suggest below;
Put the phone down
Focus on your breathing
Count inhales and exhales up to 10
Repeat
If you were distracted, let it go and come back to counting your breath again.
Hope it helps
Stay safe! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Orrrrrrr, wait till the arse crack of dawn on Sunday. The changing of the clocks will have moved the arse crack and you'll be both early and late at the same time, ergo actually on time. You're welcome
I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.
But it is not like earth logic.
Is the arse crack of dawn hairy? Or bleached? "
I don't know... but I shall update you in a few hours.
Side note... apparently there is such a thing as anal botox  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Paracetamol or Ibuprofen with a couple of shots. Go offline is handy as well.
But if I go offline how can I read all the suggestions? 
You need to choose between sleeping or reading?
 "
That's way too much pressure. I'm not good under pressure.
I'm good under some pressure |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I would suggest below;
Put the phone down
Focus on your breathing
Count inhales and exhales up to 10
Repeat
If you were distracted, let it go and come back to counting your breath again.
Hope it helps
Stay safe!"
See... but again... how can I read and respond to suggestions without my phone? |
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"Orrrrrrr, wait till the arse crack of dawn on Sunday. The changing of the clocks will have moved the arse crack and you'll be both early and late at the same time, ergo actually on time. You're welcome
I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.
But it is not like earth logic.
Is the arse crack of dawn hairy? Or bleached?
I don't know... but I shall update you in a few hours.
Side note... apparently there is such a thing as anal botox "
Botox has myriad valid medical applications! |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Orrrrrrr, wait till the arse crack of dawn on Sunday. The changing of the clocks will have moved the arse crack and you'll be both early and late at the same time, ergo actually on time. You're welcome
I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.
But it is not like earth logic.
Is the arse crack of dawn hairy? Or bleached?
I don't know... but I shall update you in a few hours.
Side note... apparently there is such a thing as anal botox "
There is what now?!? |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"So you're still awake?? Frying pan to head it is!
Could you hit the side that is already hurting please?
The wall jumped out at me again."
Of course! I'm not heartless!!
Also - you need to pay more attention to the moving walls  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Orrrrrrr, wait till the arse crack of dawn on Sunday. The changing of the clocks will have moved the arse crack and you'll be both early and late at the same time, ergo actually on time. You're welcome
I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.
But it is not like earth logic.
Is the arse crack of dawn hairy? Or bleached?
I don't know... but I shall update you in a few hours.
Side note... apparently there is such a thing as anal botox
Botox has myriad valid medical applications!"
I actually know this! My friend gets her bladder botoxed.
Or the pee hole. One or the other. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Orrrrrrr, wait till the arse crack of dawn on Sunday. The changing of the clocks will have moved the arse crack and you'll be both early and late at the same time, ergo actually on time. You're welcome
I'm enjoying your logic. It's similar to my logic.
But it is not like earth logic.
Is the arse crack of dawn hairy? Or bleached?
I don't know... but I shall update you in a few hours.
Side note... apparently there is such a thing as anal botox
There is what now?!? "
Russell Howard told me earlier |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"So you're still awake?? Frying pan to head it is!
Could you hit the side that is already hurting please?
The wall jumped out at me again.
Of course! I'm not heartless!!
Also - you need to pay more attention to life "
FIFY |
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"The only thing that realy works for me is
10mg diazepam with 10mg zolpidem.
Faling that it.
Cocodamal and a drink.
But its not uncommon for me to work 72 straight.
See... these seem like good ideas but not when the "out the house at 6" is occurring"
It's about timing
If I have an eary start I take meds early but only twice a week. For me a good night twice a week is all I need the rest I just work. I'll catch u on sleep when I'm dead. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.
The faith left me. I didn't leave it.
Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless."
I mean... I realised that just before you said it.
I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight. |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
I have a habit of falling asleep to youtube nowadays. One channel just does it all the time, it's called cutting edge engineering australia. All it is, is welding, lathing and machining shit but this aussie guy just walks you though thing like measurements. I don't have autoplay on and I have my laptop to blank screen sleep after 30 mins. (night-night) |
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"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.
The faith left me. I didn't leave it.
Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless.
I mean... I realised that just before you said it.
I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight."
Get yourself to bed for fucks sake! You'll be knackered in the morning Posh |
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"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.
The faith left me. I didn't leave it.
Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless.
I mean... I realised that just before you said it.
I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight."
Have you tried getting some sleep? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The only thing that realy works for me is
10mg diazepam with 10mg zolpidem.
Faling that it.
Cocodamal and a drink.
But its not uncommon for me to work 72 straight.
See... these seem like good ideas but not when the "out the house at 6" is occurring
It's about timing
If I have an eary start I take meds early but only twice a week. For me a good night twice a week is all I need the rest I just work. I'll catch u on sleep when I'm dead."
Power naps! That's the way |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have a habit of falling asleep to youtube nowadays. One channel just does it all the time, it's called cutting edge engineering australia. All it is, is welding, lathing and machining shit but this aussie guy just walks you though thing like measurements. I don't have autoplay on and I have my laptop to blank screen sleep after 30 mins. (night-night) "
I'd actually love that...  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.
The faith left me. I didn't leave it.
Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless.
I mean... I realised that just before you said it.
I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight.
Get yourself to bed for fucks sake! You'll be knackered in the morning Posh"
I'm in bed!
You are right though.
I should sleep. |
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By *ullyMan
over a year ago
Near Clacton |
As long as you don't have a belly full of food, 2x 500mg of paracetamol should deffo work. It works for me healthy guy, and it has also worked for a few family and friend over the yeas. I take Zopiclone (sleeping tablets) every night, but yes sometimes I just cant drop off, but a 1000mg of Paracetamol and I'm off.Plus you will wake with a clear head. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.
The faith left me. I didn't leave it.
Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless.
I mean... I realised that just before you said it.
I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight.
Have you tried getting some sleep? "
You're basically a genius!
I'm gonna try that shiz. Will let you know about Dawn's butthole |
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"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.
The faith left me. I didn't leave it.
Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless.
I mean... I realised that just before you said it.
I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight.
Get yourself to bed for fucks sake! You'll be knackered in the morning Posh
I'm in bed!
You are right though.
I should sleep."
Right, now stop fucking about and put your phone away!
You'll thank me in the morning |
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"@NotSoPosh don't be faithless.
The faith left me. I didn't leave it.
Might have been a reference to Insomnia from Faithless.
I mean... I realised that just before you said it.
I'm a bit dazed and confused tonight.
Have you tried getting some sleep?
You're basically a genius!
I'm gonna try that shiz. Will let you know about Dawn's butthole "
I want to know if it's got clinkers  |
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"Recount the lyrics to rocketman in the tone of a sleepy elvis.
Have you HEARD her singing voice?!
I certainly haven’t. Have I unknowingly provoked nuclear armageddon? "
Pretty much. She's renowned for breaking glasses and suchlike. Less dawn chorus and more dawn cordless |
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"Recount the lyrics to rocketman in the tone of a sleepy elvis.
Have you HEARD her singing voice?!
I certainly haven’t. Have I unknowingly provoked nuclear armageddon?
Pretty much. She's renowned for breaking glasses and suchlike. Less dawn chorus and more dawn cordless "
So she could be classified as a biological superweapon. Be a cobra meeting about this thread tomorrow. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Update... I slept.
Mrs KC... butthole of Dawn is feckin ugly. Hairy, wrinkled, clinkers, the lot. Although that could actually just be me... and also, this goes for Uniladio too... oi! Mean!
Thank you to the lovely people who worried about my sleep. I appreciate you all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Glad you slept. What was the solution? Mine is listening to a podcast, though not sure that is the best way to do it cos the damn thing plays in my ear pod all night and was still on at 5.00 when I woke up. |
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"Update... I slept.
Mrs KC... butthole of Dawn is feckin ugly. Hairy, wrinkled, clinkers, the lot. Although that could actually just be me... and also, this goes for Uniladio too... oi! Mean!
Thank you to the lovely people who worried about my sleep. I appreciate you all "
Are you still awake? Or will the Cobra meeting be warning that there be zombies somewhere in Devon? |
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"Update... I slept.
Mrs KC... butthole of Dawn is feckin ugly. Hairy, wrinkled, clinkers, the lot. Although that could actually just be me... and also, this goes for Uniladio too... oi! Mean!
Thank you to the lovely people who worried about my sleep. I appreciate you all "
‘‘Twas meant with love and wholesome intent |
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"I have to be up slightly before the arsecrack of dawn and leave my house at 6 in the morning.
And I can't sleep.
So please, dear people in my phone, give me your absolute worst and least foolproof ideas for how I can get to sleep, in order that I don't get overtired tomorrow and either
A) kill random members of the public for existing
B) randomly break into song in public because I'm delirious
Either of these things may happen anyway.
Thanking you kindly in anticipation
(Please note... any sensible suggestions for actual ways to get to sleep may be met with sarcasm )"
I put rain videos on YouTube quietly and I pass out in no time |
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