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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
A chip shop owner from a place called Wales has stopped all deliveries because customers food was cold due to the state imposed 20mph limit.. customers were ringing saying their chips were cold.. what's going on here it's. It's all over the news |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"It’s not the speed limit making them cold - if you had to drive for 10 mins at 20 mph or 30 mph it’s irrelevant- I know you’ll not get as far in 10 mins at 20mph but the chips should be the same. "
At a constant 20mph you would get 3.33333 miles compared to 5 miles at a constant 30mph. This assumes no acceleration or deceleration. |
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"A chip shop owner from a place called Wales has stopped all deliveries because customers food was cold due to the state imposed 20mph limit.. customers were ringing saying their chips were cold.. what's going on here it's. It's all over the news "
They don't shut the bag thats supposed to keep the heat in and they haven't double wrapped, sorry but i don't get delivered ever for that very reason  |
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"Is this one of those school maths questions "
I'm not putting my chips down to win the prize, despite having gone to school. Someone's posted the distance travelled calculations 30 Vs 20 mph and I'm frazzled already  |
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"Who gets fish and chips delivered? Lazy fuckers "
Someone who can’t drive and doesn’t have one close enough to walk!
Or my mother who is immobile due to ill health and fancies a fish supper and family aren’t available to collect for her!!
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"Who gets fish and chips delivered? Lazy fuckers
Someone who can’t drive and doesn’t have one close enough to walk!
Or my mother who is immobile due to ill health and fancies a fish supper and family aren’t available to collect for her!!
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Blimey ok!
Fair enough  |
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"Who gets fish and chips delivered? Lazy fuckers
Someone who can’t drive and doesn’t have one close enough to walk!
Or my mother who is immobile due to ill health and fancies a fish supper and family aren’t available to collect for her!!
Blimey ok!
Fair enough "
Thats you told |
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"Who gets fish and chips delivered? Lazy fuckers
Someone who can’t drive and doesn’t have one close enough to walk!
Or my mother who is immobile due to ill health and fancies a fish supper and family aren’t available to collect for her!!
Blimey ok!
Fair enough Thats you told "
Innit! Coz I was really calling disabled people lazy fuckers. I forget you need to add little disclaimers to every comment in this place.
I’ll get me coat. |
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"Who gets fish and chips delivered? Lazy fuckers
Someone who can’t drive and doesn’t have one close enough to walk!
Or my mother who is immobile due to ill health and fancies a fish supper and family aren’t available to collect for her!!
Blimey ok!
Fair enough Thats you told
Innit! Coz I was really calling disabled people lazy fuckers. I forget you need to add little disclaimers to every comment in this place.
I’ll get me coat. "
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
Cornwall |
Get that newspaper around them for insulation
Seriously though I wouldn't ever have chips delivered. Rarely buy them, but if the local chippy was closed, the next nearest is about 4 miles away and that's the limit I'd bother with travelling. I've known people to put the paper package of chips in an oven to warm up, but it's not the same |
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"There's always that 1 user-in-thread who woke up in a bad mood 
Can we leave it. I shall apologise for my comment. I meant people who simply can’t be arsed. I’m not arguing with folk and I don’t want the thread derailed
Oh no no, I wasn't meaning you sweet, seriously it was someone else  "
I know. I shouldn’t have said it. Must think before I type! |
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. Don’t have Uber and just eat and all that stuff. Can just about get a Chinese or Indian delivered here 
