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Damn it Fido, scram!
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Pets. Aren't they lovely? A nice sleepy puss in your lap while having a cuppa tea, or a nice autumn evening dog walk along the river with mans best friend...
Until you want to get sexy with someone.
Anyone here have PAIN IN THE ASS pets who want to do nothing but ruin your game when you are a lucky someone are getting the saucy?!
If so, name these criminals and the crimes they have done in the past in this manner! |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"No, this is why rooms are built with doors on them.
Animals don't need to be in your bedroom washing or licking their arses all over your clean bed sheets! "
But outside the door boo, they can claw, scratch, bark, meow, break on in if they're a tiger...(any princess jasmines here hit me up  ) |
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Yes... Because my bed is in fact the cats bed, and they're really not keen on sharing it with anyone else. Being shut out doesn't go down well... The scratching at the door/carpet can put you right off! |
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Reminds me of a porno I watched once. In the middle of a younger/older lesbian scene, the handheld camera panned down to get a shot of their intertwined legs, only so see a cat sitting on the end of the bed.
Just as the camera started to pan back, the only woman's foot booted the cat off the bed.  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Yes... Because my bed is in fact the cats bed, and they're really not keen on sharing it with anyone else. Being shut out doesn't go down well... The scratching at the door/carpet can put you right off! "
I relate to this so much!
It's the cute 'mews' they do when they just want a cuddle while you are going at it! Breaks my heart and erection! |
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"Yes... Because my bed is in fact the cats bed, and they're really not keen on sharing it with anyone else. Being shut out doesn't go down well... The scratching at the door/carpet can put you right off!
I relate to this so much!
It's the cute 'mews' they do when they just want a cuddle while you are going at it! Breaks my heart and erection!"
One of mine is so jealous, he actually got inbetween me and my friend the other week, whilst we were just having a cuddle, and then started giving him the little love bites... I felt left out. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Yes... Because my bed is in fact the cats bed, and they're really not keen on sharing it with anyone else. Being shut out doesn't go down well... The scratching at the door/carpet can put you right off!
I relate to this so much!
It's the cute 'mews' they do when they just want a cuddle while you are going at it! Breaks my heart and erection!
One of mine is so jealous, he actually got inbetween me and my friend the other week, whilst we were just having a cuddle, and then started giving him the little love bites... I felt left out."
See I would have given you the little love bites instead! Love bite circle! |
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