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What's a random quote from a British comedy that you can't help but say every now and then

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

Me . Lovely Jubilee. Happy Friday morning everyone

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Not a comedy as such but I still sometimes say "Flippin heck!" quoting Tucker Jenkins in Grange Hill.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You dirty ol man

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By *d4fun73Man  over a year ago

Shipley

Mange tout

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By *easidersCouple  over a year ago

Wirral

“…that horse becoming pope, for one.”

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By *heekyDemandCouple  over a year ago

Leicester

"Whips, Rimmed, massive massive whips"

Usually just before getting a severe thrashing with floggers, canes, whips in a dungeon

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By *ermite12ukMan  over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

He'll never sell ice cream, going that fast.

Oh, you are awful, but I like you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"I WAS NEVER CONFUSED"

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple  over a year ago

West Suffolk

“Oh Matron”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'ello ello, London calling'

I don't believe it- Victor Meldrew

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By *oghicksMan  over a year ago

Brackley

"I think you boys have had enough beans."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Gordon Bennett"....

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By *ermite12ukMan  over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You plonker..

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I don't believe it!

Also

PLOPPERS!

And

I hear your a racist now father?

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


""I WAS NEVER CONFUSED""

A mouth's a mouth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Skip to the end…” - from Spaced… very useful!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Goddamn these electric sex pants!

J

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Goddamn these electric sex pants!

J"

The train is arriving at the station

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By *ycanNightsMan  over a year ago

Workington

At the moment...and it's a bit niche...

"It's a fucking disgrace"

https://youtu.be/6ZEkg5_jUOE?si=NfgW7FAO05hy3I-1

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan  over a year ago

Norwich

Good moaning!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I have a cunning plan...

Or

Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good moaning!! "

Oh god, yes - I use this one too often!

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By *panksspankedMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Smoke me a kipper I'll be back before breakfast

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Smoke me a kipper I'll be back before breakfast "

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Shit on it"

"Last night I was stirred from my slumber by a crow calling three times. Caw... caw... well you know what a crow sounds like"

M

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By *addad99Man  over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Four candles

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By *yesgreenMan  over a year ago

north and south


"Four candles "
ding dong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know which accounts Busman follows on Twitter… I know if it’s on Very British Problems etc it’ll be on here within hours

For me it’s “Good moaning!”

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By *ildmanYorksMan  over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

At work a number of years ago one of our managers was half German. Whenever we were talking about where a particular problem started, if he said "we didn't start it" one of us would shout out "yes you did, you invaded Poland!"

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"At work a number of years ago one of our managers was half German. Whenever we were talking about where a particular problem started, if he said "we didn't start it" one of us would shout out "yes you did, you invaded Poland!"

"

Nice bit of xenophobia in the workplace,I'm sure he found it hilarious

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By *ildmanYorksMan  over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

He did actually, he often played up to it. It was all meant in good humour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"computer says no"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Adopting a terrible Irish accent……”ahhhh….right ya are then Ted”

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

It's rat a-la van... rat what's been run over by a van....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's rat a-la van... rat what's been run over by a van....

"

Sautée or fricassée

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Ooh young man!

Tis merely a flesh wound

It's so unfaaaaaair

I don't like it/I want that one

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By *zeroMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Whenever someone starts talking about football I always ask "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

And always say "the thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in" if Arsenal are playing.

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By *hy Essex GuyMan  over a year ago

North Essex

'Stupid boy'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't panic! Don't panic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or

Computer says no

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By *archelCouple  over a year ago

A field somewhere

Don't panic Mr Manwaring

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By *hy Essex GuyMan  over a year ago

North Essex

'They don't like it up 'em'

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By *orny-DJMan  over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Smoke me a kipper I'll be back before breakfast "

Smeee. Smeee Heeeee

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By *ilffadMan  over a year ago

swansea

Bonnet de douche

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t mention the war!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don’t mention the war!"

- could apply to so many wars nowadays

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I ‘ate you Butler !

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By *r SensualMan  over a year ago

London

Feck’ offf

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan  over a year ago

louth

Shit on it

Shit on the shitting thing

I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel

It’s got cocaine in it , no I mean cinnamon (Mrs Doyle)

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By *herry delightWoman  over a year ago

Ilfracombe

You stupid boy

Don't panic!

They don't like it up 'em!

We're doomed.

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By *ullyMan  over a year ago

Near Clacton

Shut that door.

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants!

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

The Bucket(Bouquet) residence...

Lady of the house speaking

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By *uckie and CreamCouple  over a year ago

Manchester

Your Pony's a cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Bucket(Bouquet) residence...

Lady of the house speaking "

Ah I love this comedy

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan  over a year ago

Beverley

Loads of Partridge ones

Also throw in the odd 'yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, ... Windsmear!" from Bottom

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By *tstillworksMan  over a year ago

Darlington


"Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on..."

Careful now

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By *londebiguyMan  over a year ago

Southport

When someone says " surely ..."

Always answer' don't call me Shirley

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By *arks17Man  over a year ago

warwickshire

“Ooooh friends”

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By *iscreetfuncpl12Couple  over a year ago

Somerset

That would be an ecumenical matter.

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By *os19Man  over a year ago

Edmonton

Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I heard it on the comedy Porridge many years ago and I use it to motivate myself at work when a certain manager tries to speak to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Phenomenal.

In a high pitch Essex accent. I can't remember what sitcom its from.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Loads of Partridge ones

Also throw in the odd 'yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, ... Windsmear!" from Bottom "

Smell my cheese.

Used regularly when out doing the food shopping.

Monkey tennis used when we are bored and she asks what can we do today.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I AM THE BABY EATING BISHOP OF BATH AND WELLS"

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

I use Lee and Herring's 'moon on a stick' more often than I should.

And have used the Black adder phrase 'she goes like the privy door when the plague in in town' on a few occasions.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whenever I go out to eat with friend, I always have to say "What's the blandest thing on the menu?" in an Indian accent from the "Going for an English" sketch in Goodness Gracious Me

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Whenever I go out to eat with friend, I always have to say "What's the blandest thing on the menu?" in an Indian accent from the "Going for an English" sketch in Goodness Gracious Me "

That's a hilarious sketch

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!"

Splitters

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Aw g warn g warn g warn g warn

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

So you're a racist now father

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By *acktopervMan  over a year ago

Stourport-On-Severn

No!!!...............i'm playing all the right notes.........just not necessarily in the right order.

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By *ongfellow8Man  over a year ago

home

Infamy!, infamy! ... they've all got it infamy!

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Smeg head.

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By *KTim61Man  over a year ago

Tipton


""Gordon Bennett"...."

I actually know Him lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"I Want That One"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whenever I go out to eat with friend, I always have to say "What's the blandest thing on the menu?" in an Indian accent from the "Going for an English" sketch in Goodness Gracious Me

That's a hilarious sketch "

The whole show is amazing! I have a box set and rewatched it all recently and it hasn't missed a beat!

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Incoming message from the big giant head.

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By *ndy58Man  over a year ago

Birmingham

It's a bit long ("ooh err missus", to quote another comic ) but this is one of my favourites:

"To Mr. C. Chaplin, Sennet Studios, Hollywood, California. Congrats stop. Have found only person in world less funny than you stop. Name: Baldrick stop. Signed, E. Blackadder stop". Oh, and put a P.S.: "Please, please, please... stop."

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By *entlemanFoxMan  over a year ago

North East / London

"Don't tell him Pike"

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Thank you come again.

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By *ermite12ukMan  over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Come in, and take that tit of your head. - The Young Ones.

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By *NGthe2ndWoman  over a year ago

Here and there

Oh my christ!

(Gavin and Stacey)

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By *iasubTV/TS  over a year ago

Ilkeston

Lovely bit of squirrel jackie

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman  over a year ago

lancashire

Bona la douche...Only Fools and Horses

You Plonker Rodders...Only fools and Horses

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By *hatsthisMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

Hands up who likes me ( young ones )

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

“We didn’t burn him!”

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

You get born, you keep your head down and then you die. If you're lucky.

(Quote courtesy of Eddie Hitler in Bottom)

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Euuhhh you have a woman's purse

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Bob... You wouldn't say that's a man's name?

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man  over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Computer says no

&

Suits you sir

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

I'm brian and so is my wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We didn't burn him

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Have you tried turning it off and on again.

Ah go on.

Ahaaa.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Are you free Mr Humphries

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By *0ng0 furyMan  over a year ago

Birkenhead

great! super!

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By *rMrsKnobberCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke

Oh Ding Dong

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I managed to use “is it on the trolley “ in a restaurant once…. Was so proud of myself!

Other than that.. anyone called “Dan” gets it Alan partridge style…

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Oh Ding Dong "

Only permissible if said in your best Leslie Phillips voice

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere else

He’s not the messiah - he’s a very naughty boy!

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By *olarMan  over a year ago

woking

Wibble

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By *ic Sunt DraconesMan  over a year ago

Carlisle

What's all this, we'll have no trouble here!

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

I have a cunning plan

The money was only resting in my account

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a hungry boy.

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By *mber SkiesWoman  over a year ago

Cwmderi

Shit on it

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan  over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"What's all this, we'll have no trouble here! "

A can I can't

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By *reamers13Couple  over a year ago

Lancashire

He's not going to sell much ice cream going at that speed is he?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"water it sparingly.... Cunt"

From afterlife.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

I'm freeeee

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By *ie n MashCouple  over a year ago

Back in Malice

Lawks a Lordy, my bottom's on fire!

Was it Monk de Willy de Honk?

Both from The Young Ones, Bambi episode. Normally quoted at least once a week.

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

A waffuer theeen mint?

C

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Feck’ offf "

Nuns, nuns, reverse, reverse

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple  over a year ago

The Igloo

Smeghead.

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple  over a year ago

The Igloo

Smeghead.

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