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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I found myself saying "despair squids" to my kids tonight and doing squid actions. It's from Red Dwarf. I think they despaired.
What are your favourites?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Way too many from game of thrones.
Your fave?"
For the night is dark and full of terrors.
I'll be using that a lot when I get back to work next week ;-p
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By *zeroMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Tons from The Simpsons, Futurama and Still Game had never heard of Still Game. That's an old un."
Probably one of the most popular shows in Scotland. Really funny and it's on Netflix.
In response to your Red Dwarf line I worked with someone who would occasionally say "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" to me whenever he was going home. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Way too many from game of thrones.
Your fave?
For the night is dark and full of terrors.
I'll be using that a lot when I get back to work next week ;-p
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Very appropriate! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Particularly fond of quoting from about the 5 lines arnie speaks in the original Conan especially “let’s waste no time” and when he says “oba dere” in running man"
It's funny what sticks isn't it? 5 lines from a 1982 film! |
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By *ittleJayMan
over a year ago
Near Warrington |
"Way too many from game of thrones.
Your fave?
For the night is dark and full of terrors.
I'll be using that a lot when I get back to work next week ;-p
I drink and I know things
Very appropriate! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No I'm shit!
I always forget the words and am crap at impressions. Case point when I tried to do the prozy from Full metal jacket, 'me so horny...me so horrrrrrnnnyyyy etc. It was bad. A friend who was a man, his impression was wayyyyy better than mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends on the occasion. I have a back-catalogue of quotes to pull out when needed. My favourite one is probably quoting from Animaniacs when I see a hot photo on hear, I immediately think "Helloooooooooooo Nurse!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tons from The Simpsons, Futurama and Still Game had never heard of Still Game. That's an old un.
Probably one of the most popular shows in Scotland. Really funny and it's on Netflix.
In response to your Red Dwarf line I worked with someone who would occasionally say "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" to me whenever he was going home."
I've never actually watched Red Dwarf.  It's a line my ex used and it's stuck with me! And the kids are used to it.
My dad lives in the Highlands, I will ask him about Still Game.  |
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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
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"Way too many from game of thrones.
Your fave?
For the night is dark and full of terrors.
I'll be using that a lot when I get back to work next week ;-p
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I've just watched that episode from where its said lol |
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Little hand says it's time to rock and roll
Back off War child, seriously.
Cheeses for us meeses
These are small. But the ones out there are far away.
Bat!
Super, thanks for asking.
Chicks dig confidence dude.
I said "Who wants to fucking touch me"
No, OP, hardly ever 
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No I'm shit!
I always forget the words and am crap at impressions. Case point when I tried to do the prozy from Full metal jacket, 'me so horny...me so horrrrrrnnnyyyy etc. It was bad. A friend who was a man, his impression was wayyyyy better than mine "
Perhaps it's best to be pissed for that impression
I have always wondered how people remember entire scenes from films. I couldn't even before "the change"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loads of suits quotes.
“They’s more guidelines than actual rules” - barbosa pirates of the Caribbean
Do you do the accent too?  "
Absolutely! Couldn’t do it without the accent |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Little hand says it's time to rock and roll
Back off War child, seriously.
Cheeses for us meeses
These are small. But the ones out there are far away.
Bat!
Super, thanks for asking.
Chicks dig confidence dude.
I said "Who wants to fucking touch me"
No, OP, hardly ever
J"
YOU! You're one of those people who remembers all the lines!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I found myself saying "despair squids" to my kids tonight and doing squid actions. It's from Red Dwarf. I think they despaired.
What are your favourites?
Dwayne Dibbley?"
I don't know! Never watched it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No I'm shit!
I always forget the words and am crap at impressions. Case point when I tried to do the prozy from Full metal jacket, 'me so horny...me so horrrrrrnnnyyyy etc. It was bad. A friend who was a man, his impression was wayyyyy better than mine
Perhaps it's best to be pissed for that impression
I have always wondered how people remember entire scenes from films. I couldn't even before "the change" "
Oh my GOD, I will post this right!!
I think your right with the being pissed top tip
Yep I totally get you remembering not just lines but while sections. I'll leave that one to others, I just get mixed up which in a way does make it funnie
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Oh all the time. It can be annoying.
My favourite, it's rare the opportunity comes as you need someone to ask you if hate them or similar.
'If I gave you any thought I probably would' - Bogart Casablanca
'Fuck it dude let's go bowling' - Walter Big Lebowski |
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"I very often bang the mop on the kitchen floor while standing in the doorway and announce "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" to the dog after the floor has been cleaned"
I do that to the cat..
Or I shout "NONE SHALL PASS" (Python)
Both of which the cat looks suitably bored at. |
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"I very often bang the mop on the kitchen floor while standing in the doorway and announce "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" to the dog after the floor has been cleaned"
Nice one, I'm sure acting it out is better than just saying it? |
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I quote song lyrics a lot. Also Star Wars, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, Dad's Army, Keeping Up Appearances, 'Allo 'Allo. Etc.
It's not a greeting unless you've said "good moaning" or threatened to give someone a "damned good thrashing" |
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Lets make like a shepard, and get the flock out of here. Lethal Weapon.
I have a cunning plan, Black Adder.
Oh no, even the machines hate me, The young ones.
Your nickname was never Ace. Maybe Ace Hole. Red Dwarf.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well f×ck me softly with a chainsaw. From Heather's. You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off, and hold on lads I've got a plan, er, er. From the original Italian Job. |
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Always, but like when referring to references in writing you must name the source, unless it's a really obvious "we're going to need a bigger boat" and "do you feel lucky punk".
It's a bit of a nerd thing. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I found myself saying "despair squids" to my kids tonight and doing squid actions. It's from Red Dwarf. I think they despaired.
What are your favourites?
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I was recently returning a cuddly toy to Amazon, that was defective. My tearful 3-year old son was reluctant to part with it, so I said ‘Just put the bunny back in the box’ |
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The Thick of It, is my go to, creative insults galore.
"As much use as a marzipan dildo".
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"This is like the Shawshank Redemption, with more tunnelling through shite and less f*cking redemption."
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I'd stop and talk, but I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
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Tuckers Law: If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.
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Come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off.
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There's dozens OP, I love it. |
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Regularly quote movies.
I went for a walk on my lunch last week and went into a field that I've done many times before to sit under a tree and eat and watch the world go by. As I was walking towards the tree a guy beeped his van from the road, stopped and shouted "there's no path up there" and I shouted back "it's OK, I'm a limo driver"(dumb and dumber). He then followed up with "what? Are you trying to get to the top road?" and I hit him with "roads, we don't need roads where we're going"(back to the future).
I ended up leaving again because he started to get annoyed, but I chuckled to myself afterwards |
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Only when I'm round my kid's my son and daughter really get it.
If I quote movies or TV shows Mrs just gives me the thousand yard stare of death or she doesn't get it.
Where as my kid's get it and do it themselves.
I don't so much quote them in any particular reference to a particular situation more like blurting them out randomly for no reason.
Hopefully this clears it up.
"Alrighty then,bye bye" |
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"Only when I'm round my kid's my son and daughter really get it.
If I quote movies or TV shows Mrs just gives me the thousand yard stare of death or she doesn't get it.
Where as my kid's get it and do it themselves.
I don't so much quote them in any particular reference to a particular situation more like blurting them out randomly for no reason.
Hopefully this clears it up.
"Alrighty then,bye bye""
Nice set of hooters you got there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No I'm shit!
I always forget the words and am crap at impressions. Case point when I tried to do the prozy from Full metal jacket, 'me so horny...me so horrrrrrnnnyyyy etc. It was bad. A friend who was a man, his impression was wayyyyy better than mine
Perhaps it's best to be pissed for that impression
I have always wondered how people remember entire scenes from films. I couldn't even before "the change"
Oh my GOD, I will post this right!!
I think your right with the being pissed top tip
Yep I totally get you remembering not just lines but while sections. I'll leave that one to others, I just get mixed up which in a way does make it funnie
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I'm sure it's very endearing I've been telling jokes badly all my life - I think people just laugh anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lets make like a shepard, and get the flock out of here. Lethal Weapon.
I have a cunning plan, Black Adder.
Oh no, even the machines hate me, The young ones.
Your nickname was never Ace. Maybe Ace Hole. Red Dwarf.
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I've been saying "I have a cunning plan" for YEARS and didn't know it was from Blackadder! |
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"Always, but like when referring to references in writing you must name the source, unless it's a really obvious "we're going to need a bigger boat" and "do you feel lucky punk".
It's a bit of a nerd thing. "
Nope. I like to leave them without sources so that when people recognise them I know that they're my people.
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"All the time!
From? "
Far too many to list really.
I often use
"so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should"
But it varies and is very situational based on conversation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't know may film quotes so I don't use them and don't get the reference when other people do. "
To be fair I think a lot of stuff goes over my head! My ex quoted non-stop from Star Wars "these are not the droids you're looking for" and it drove me crazy. But I can see it's a shorthand for shared pleasure in a way - people quoting lines and others recognising them. |
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"Tons from The Simpsons, Futurama and Still Game had never heard of Still Game. That's an old un.
Probably one of the most popular shows in Scotland. Really funny and it's on Netflix.
In response to your Red Dwarf line I worked with someone who would occasionally say "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" to me whenever he was going home."
Excellent |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All the time!
From?
Far too many to list really.
I often use
"so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should"
But it varies and is very situational based on conversation. "
I don't know where the quote is from. But I recognise it. Do you feel like you've found your tribe when they recognise a quote? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"All the time!
From?
Far too many to list really.
I often use
"so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should"
But it varies and is very situational based on conversation.
I don't know where the quote is from. But I recognise it. Do you feel like you've found your tribe when they recognise a quote? "
Jurassic park, Ian Malcom/Jeff Goldblum.
I mostly do it because I like the quote but also because it fits with the situation well it makes me feel clever.
It is nice when people recognise the reference though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found myself saying "despair squids" to my kids tonight and doing squid actions. It's from Red Dwarf. I think they despaired.
What are your favourites?
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When with my Ozzy friends any line from Chopper or The Castle.
London friends, it's Lines from Snatch
Kiwi friends it's Lines from Boy
At least 35% of my vocabulary is quoted from movies
South Africans friends get lines from Lethal Weapon 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do it waaaay too much
Having the kids use Game of Thrones quotes from hearing them so much was a bit of an oops. (Obviously they've not seen it)
But usually it is just quotes from 80s movies. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I say "that'll do pig, that'll do" far too often
Anyone who hasn't seen Babe must think I'm terribly rude "
I said it to one of my kids the other day. They haven't seen Babe, sadly (what is WRONG with the young today?!!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I found myself saying "despair squids" to my kids tonight and doing squid actions. It's from Red Dwarf. I think they despaired.
What are your favourites?
When with my Ozzy friends any line from Chopper or The Castle.
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He's dreamin'
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By *hy_bbw24Woman
over a year ago
Buckinghamshire |
"Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld
“It was at a funny angle”
“Course you can Tyrone”
Used these so many times
You can park a jumbo fucking jet in there"
This ^^^ all time favourite
Shut up, sit down you big bald fuck
Tooooooo many to quote!
Nonsensical fact, my cat is named after Boris the blade, you mean Boris the sneaky fucking Russian |
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By *hy_bbw24Woman
over a year ago
Buckinghamshire |
"Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld
“It was at a funny angle”
“Course you can Tyrone”
Used these so many times
You can park a jumbo fucking jet in there"
This ^^^ all time favourite
Shut up, sit down you big bald fuck
Tooooooo many to quote!
Nonsensical fact, my cat is named after Boris the blade, you mean Boris the sneaky fucking Russian
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
If anyone, including me, says "damn it!" I have to say "Janet" (Rocky horror picture show)
If I hear or say "Two weeks" I have to repeat it weirdly and hold on to my head (Total Recall)
There is a South Park quote for almost any situation |
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"Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld
“It was at a funny angle”
“Course you can Tyrone”
Used these so many times
You can park a jumbo fucking jet in there
This ^^^ all time favourite
Shut up, sit down you big bald fuck
Tooooooo many to quote!
Nonsensical fact, my cat is named after Boris the blade, you mean Boris the sneaky fucking Russian
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Who took the jam out of your donut?
Speak English Tony. I thought this is the lawned that spawned the language. But so far no one seems to speak it.
We were tucked up while they have been cleaning up.
I could go on and on Nice name for the cat btw |
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Used to use loads of movie quotes with my kids, it’s definitely a Dad thing. When they got older and they played the game too it got very competitive.
“What’s in the box?”
“Hey!, I’m walking here!”
“Do or do not, there is no try”
“Great kid, don’t get cocky”
“Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
“Well, that escalated quickly."
"I have a bad feeling about this."
“I'll Be Back." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I come out with a multitude of quotes at different times. Amongst them,
You wanna know the truth? You can't handle the truth
I'm too old for this shit
and many more
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"I come out with a multitude of quotes at different times. Amongst them,
You wanna know the truth? You can't handle the truth
I'm too old for this shit
and many more
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I find myself muttering “I’m too old for this shit” more and more… |
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"Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld
“It was at a funny angle”
“Course you can Tyrone”
Used these so many times
You can park a jumbo fucking jet in there
This ^^^ all time favourite
Shut up, sit down you big bald fuck
Tooooooo many to quote!
Nonsensical fact, my cat is named after Boris the blade, you mean Boris the sneaky fucking Russian
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Boris the bullet dodger?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I come out with a multitude of quotes at different times. Amongst them,
You wanna know the truth? You can't handle the truth
I'm too old for this shit
and many more
I find myself muttering “I’m too old for this shit” more and more…"
Is that a quote? I say it daily! |
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"I found myself saying "despair squids" to my kids tonight and doing squid actions. It's from Red Dwarf. I think they despaired.
What are your favourites?
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Thought I'd come get my sea legs
Ltd Dan you ain't got no legs
I'm aware |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"When you gotta shoot,shoot,don't talk."
Given the job,"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
If someone is really pissing me off "you're gonna have to try very fucking hard to stay alive" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it’s not Friends quotes , it’s Star Wars ..
Or old westerns .. I’m so bad at it ..
What’s worse is people don’t get it and I look like a Moran 
Moron … I am now anyway "
There weren't any Morans in Star Wars? Maybe Star Trek? |
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"I just remembered another favourite from Point Break.
Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?
Not so far.
J"
Or from Hot Fuzz point break styles
"Have you ever fired your gun in the air and gone ahhhhh" |
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"I just remembered another favourite from Point Break.
Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?
Not so far.
J
Or from Hot Fuzz point break styles
"Have you ever fired your gun in the air and gone ahhhhh""
Currently watching Lost Boys. So quotable! My own brother, a goddamn shitsucking vampire.
J |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"I just remembered another favourite from Point Break.
Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?
Not so far.
J
Or from Hot Fuzz point break styles
"Have you ever fired your gun in the air and gone ahhhhh"
Currently watching Lost Boys. So quotable! My own brother, a goddamn shitsucking vampire.
J"
Death by stereo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Father Ted and The Fast Show are all great sources if quotable quotes....
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Y'feckin eedjut
Probably my favorite "
Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh there you are Peter!"
When looking for someone and finally finding them. (Obvs not called Peter)
I just said it this morn, then remembered this thread, chuckled, and realised what a weirdo I am!
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