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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When a client calls me at work and when asked what the call is regarding they reply 'you know what its about'...so erm why did they call me then if i already know?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been asked on here what my name is and where do I live. 
What is ur name and where do u live? 
David Brent, Slough  "
That names familiar to me.... Have we met  |
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Last week I was asked to leave two newbies alone in a swingers club and I was even accused of being pushy and a bit later the same night one of the two single women dragged me in a room and almost begged me to luck her lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When working outside all day " aren't you cold?"
On here " so what do you guys do on a meet?" Feel like answering " oh you know discussing the latest book selection maybe some knitting" 
Or the favourite " what are you doing right now" erm reading your message obviously ! |
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most commen on here do you ride a fireblade well derrrr
while changing a flat on the hard shoulder the police pulled up an 1 asked if i knew the jard shoulder was for emergances only even the other policeman shook his head !!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While I'm at work the question that gets us all is "do you work here?" Do they really think I would wear uniform and stack shelves if I didn't work there, really? really have to bite my tongue sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After claiming to read my profile:
- what are you into?
- I'm in a hotel near Heathrow, fancy it?
- can I bring a bi fem and you both suck me?
- when do I get to boss you around?  "
Agree it's annoying
the number of times I get women asking if they can bring their bi friend round to suck me - do they really think I can be that easily won over !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been asked on here what my name is and where do I live.
What is ur name and where do u live?
David Brent, Slough
That names familiar to me.... Have we met
Not yet  "
Looking forward to it already |
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"I've been asked on here what my name is and where do I live.
Must be a fake profile, you're obviously edinburgheric "
I'd like to be PlymouthPete, DoverDave, AberdeenAndy, LeicesterLarry and various other places too tbh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember a girl giving me a particularly enjoyable blowjob and pausing to ask me "Do you want me to keep doing that?"
Erm.....duh! "
Wel I do remember teling a former girlfriend that I was about to cum, she was happy to keep going but did remark: "well as long as you don't drown me..."
Perhaps yours was going to offer an attractive alternative? |
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