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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Madame Charity, the mystic Rimmer has the gift. Her connection with the other side gives her access to the answers to all questions.
Ask what you wish, and Madame will consult with the rings of knowledge.
The truth can be yours, if you are but brave enough to ask.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Madame charity it’s lovely to meet you 
Could you please tell me if the man of my (current) desires will ever cave in to my (invisible) charms and give me a night to remember? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Madame charity it’s lovely to meet you
Could you please tell me if the man of my (current) desires will ever cave in to my (invisible) charms and give me a night to remember? "
If you stay off the pop for once, you are more likely to remember than last time! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Madame Charity - will I be well enough to go out on Saturday night? I’m achy and coughing and it’s crap. "
You will.
The voice of my spirit guide, Jameson, tells me your symptoms will have improved by Friday lunchtime |
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"Madame Charity - will I be well enough to go out on Saturday night? I’m achy and coughing and it’s crap.
You will.
The voice of my spirit guide, Jameson, tells me your symptoms will have improved by Friday lunchtime "
Thank the gods. I can’t cancel the hotel after this evening. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Hello oh Mystic one.
When will I be famous?
I can't answer, I can't answer that"
Oh.
[Yeah, I didn't realise until too late that it was a Bros song - facepalm)
Well, even so, fat lot of of good you are! We had an oracle a while ago who could have told me. Sigh.
Let's try something easier: will it rain on Halloween? I need to know whether or not to put the coffins under a gazebo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What happened to my mojo... did I loose my mojo or did someone nick it?"
Its just resting, because it has been over used recently. Your vigour will return.
I might be able to be persuaded to help!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Madame charity it’s lovely to meet you
Could you please tell me if the man of my (current) desires will ever cave in to my (invisible) charms and give me a night to remember?
If you stay off the pop for once, you are more likely to remember than last time! "
I only had a couple! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello oh Mystic one.
When will I be famous?
I can't answer, I can't answer that
Oh.
[Yeah, I didn't realise until too late that it was a Bros song - facepalm)
Well, even so, fat lot of of good you are! We had an oracle a while ago who could have told me. Sigh.
Let's try something easier: will it rain on Halloween? I need to know whether or not to put the coffins under a gazebo."
No it won't.
And mock not the voices from beyond. The ways of the rim are mysterious |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Madame charity it’s lovely to meet you
Could you please tell me if the man of my (current) desires will ever cave in to my (invisible) charms and give me a night to remember?
If you stay off the pop for once, you are more likely to remember than last time!
I only had a couple!"
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Hello oh Mystic one.
When will I be famous?
I can't answer, I can't answer that
Oh.
[Yeah, I didn't realise until too late that it was a Bros song - facepalm)
Well, even so, fat lot of of good you are! We had an oracle a while ago who could have told me. Sigh.
Let's try something easier: will it rain on Halloween? I need to know whether or not to put the coffins under a gazebo.
No it won't.
And mock not the voices from beyond. The ways of the rim are mysterious "
Okay. I'm going to go out on a limb and take that as gospel.
Also, the ways of the rim are also sometimes a bit umame (I've heard). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where did Cotton Eye Joe come from? And where did he go?"
It is a term that originates from the plantations of the Southern states of America, referring to enforced labourers.
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They didn't think that through when they did the song, did they? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What happened to my mojo... did I loose my mojo or did someone nick it?
Its just resting, because it has been over used recently. Your vigour will return.
I might be able to be persuaded to help! "
Over use... damn if 4 meets a year is over use i must be either past it or maybe im expecting too much... blimey I had more sex when I was married haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello oh Mystic one.
When will I be famous?
I can't answer, I can't answer that
Oh.
[Yeah, I didn't realise until too late that it was a Bros song - facepalm)
Well, even so, fat lot of of good you are! We had an oracle a while ago who could have told me. Sigh.
Let's try something easier: will it rain on Halloween? I need to know whether or not to put the coffins under a gazebo.
No it won't.
And mock not the voices from beyond. The ways of the rim are mysterious
Okay. I'm going to go out on a limb and take that as gospel.
Also, the ways of the rim are also sometimes a bit umame (I've heard)."
depends what you have been eating.
Pineapple can make it less savoury! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Hello oh Mystic one.
When will I be famous?
I can't answer, I can't answer that
Oh.
[Yeah, I didn't realise until too late that it was a Bros song - facepalm)
Well, even so, fat lot of of good you are! We had an oracle a while ago who could have told me. Sigh.
Let's try something easier: will it rain on Halloween? I need to know whether or not to put the coffins under a gazebo.
No it won't.
And mock not the voices from beyond. The ways of the rim are mysterious
Okay. I'm going to go out on a limb and take that as gospel.
Also, the ways of the rim are also sometimes a bit umame (I've heard).
depends what you have been eating.
Pineapple can make it less savoury! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Madame... I keep dreaming about Henry Cavill and Hugh Jackman... Is this is sign we're going to have a MFM?"
The voices from the ether say yes. But they are not clear on the timescale.
I am getting the numbers 2,0,5 and 7. Do they mean anything to you my dear. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What happened to my mojo... did I loose my mojo or did someone nick it?
Its just resting, because it has been over used recently. Your vigour will return.
I might be able to be persuaded to help!
Over use... damn if 4 meets a year is over use i must be either past it or maybe im expecting too much... blimey I had more sex when I was married haha"
Zinc deficiency then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mystic Rimmer, if I go for a soak in the bath now what are my chances of falling asleep in the bath?"
I have a vision.
I see Ophelia floating motionless in calm waters. A gentle snore issues from her lios, and occasional farty bubbles from her rear.
Yes you will doze off |
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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago
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Am I destined to wander the crowded streets of isolation for what's left of my feeble existence? Has my contribution to the collective store of good been deemed unworthy, or by this very act of questioning do I forfeit any foolish, illusionary, fever dream of brief contentment and belonging? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mystic Rimmer: if there’s an afterlife, how come we never hear from Doris Stokes or Derek Acorah these days?   "
They are busy shagging each other senseless in tbe spirit word |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Mystic Rimmer, if I go for a soak in the bath now what are my chances of falling asleep in the bath?
I have a vision.
I see Ophelia floating motionless in calm waters. A gentle snore issues from her lios, and occasional farty bubbles from her rear.
Yes you will doze off"
Wow! You really can see visions, that is me in the bath to a tee!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Madame Charity, if I finish all my Cadbury's Eclairs one of my teeth will start hurting. But I hunger still, what shall I do? pt"
Take the pain
What good are eclairs in the bag? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mystic Rimmer, if I go for a soak in the bath now what are my chances of falling asleep in the bath?
I have a vision.
I see Ophelia floating motionless in calm waters. A gentle snore issues from her lios, and occasional farty bubbles from her rear.
Yes you will doze off
Wow! You really can see visions, that is me in the bath to a tee! "
I am but a conduit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Madame Charity, the mystic Rimmer has the gift. Her connection with the other side gives her access to the answers to all questions.
Ask what you wish, and Madame will consult with the rings of knowledge.
The truth can be yours, if you are but brave enough to ask.
Hi Madame what's the capital of Nebraska?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Madame Charity, the mystic Rimmer has the gift. Her connection with the other side gives her access to the answers to all questions.
Ask what you wish, and Madame will consult with the rings of knowledge.
The truth can be yours, if you are but brave enough to ask.
Hi Madame what's the capital of Nebraska?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Madame Charity, the mystic Rimmer has the gift. Her connection with the other side gives her access to the answers to all questions.
Ask what you wish, and Madame will consult with the rings of knowledge.
The truth can be yours, if you are but brave enough to ask.
Hi Madame what's the capital of Nebraska?
N"
The capital city however is Lincoln |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh Mystic Goddess, please can you explain why men enter into a non monogamous situation and then do a total 360 declaring they want exclusivity  "
That would be a 180.
But regardless. It's because men will say anything for a shag. And the voices from beyond the rim tell me your shags are quite good. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Am I destined to wander the crowded streets of isolation for what's left of my feeble existence? Has my contribution to the collective store of good been deemed unworthy, or by this very act of questioning do I forfeit any foolish, illusionary, fever dream of brief contentment and belonging? "
The spirits tell me you are destined for greatness. I hear a voice from the mists. It says:
"You belong to the light, you belong to the thunder
You belong to the sound of the words you've fallen under
Whatever you deny or embrace for worse or for better
We belong, we belong, we belong together"
Does the name Pat have any relevance to you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I have another question..
Can your mythical abilities tell me when our dear Nero will return to the fora?  "
Within a week, guaranteed!
And the getting laid question from earlier..... soon. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh Charity....
What are Friday's Euromillions numbers?
PM if you don't want to post them in here.   "
I have consulted with the others. One voice is coming through strongly.
She says there will be six numbers. None will be higher than 50 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Mistress Rimmer. I had a man knock on my door today and after looking at me asked if my parents were home. Am I ever going to look my age? "
Having a beautiful husband keeps you young. That and knickers full of monster munch. You shall be eternally youthful.
Does your mum know you are using her profile? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Madame charity this is a two part question
One what dose this weekend have in store for me
And two is the Madame looking for a sub to use at they will   xxx |
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"Oh Mystic Goddess, please can you explain why men enter into a non monogamous situation and then do a total 360 declaring they want exclusivity
That would be a 180.
But regardless. It's because men will say anything for a shag. And the voices from beyond the rim tell me your shags are quite good. "
Oops maths has never been my strong point
But I guess your theory may be right however the voices are off for sure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Madame charity this is a two part question
One what dose this weekend have in store for me
And two is the Madame looking for a sub to use at they will xxx"
A voice is coming through the rim. It is a gentle voice, bearing the confidence of one who is omniscient. The voice says you will be spectacularly bummed this weekend.
Ad for requiring a sub... I have a tentative vacancy between 3pm and 3:45 on Sunday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh Mystic Goddess, please can you explain why men enter into a non monogamous situation and then do a total 360 declaring they want exclusivity
That would be a 180.
But regardless. It's because men will say anything for a shag. And the voices from beyond the rim tell me your shags are quite good.
Oops maths has never been my strong point
But I guess your theory may be right however the voices are off for sure "
The voices know all.
All that has been, all that is, and all that will be |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Howdy Madame Mystic Rimmer...
Is it all gonna be alright in the end?
Of course.
Sushhhh.
There there, my pretty one. "
And now I feel soothed.
You're damn good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Howdy Madame Mystic Rimmer...
Is it all gonna be alright in the end?
Of course.
Sushhhh.
There there, my pretty one.
And now I feel soothed.
You're damn good "
I am just a channel for The Others |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Madame charity this is a two part question
One what dose this weekend have in store for me
And two is the Madame looking for a sub to use at they will xxx
A voice is coming through the rim. It is a gentle voice, bearing the confidence of one who is omniscient. The voice says you will be spectacularly bummed this weekend.
Ad for requiring a sub... I have a tentative vacancy between 3pm and 3:45 on Sunday "
Sounds like it’s going to be a awesome weekend for me then xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Madame charity this is a two part question
One what dose this weekend have in store for me
And two is the Madame looking for a sub to use at they will xxx
A voice is coming through the rim. It is a gentle voice, bearing the confidence of one who is omniscient. The voice says you will be spectacularly bummed this weekend.
Ad for requiring a sub... I have a tentative vacancy between 3pm and 3:45 on Sunday
Sounds like it’s going to be a awesome weekend for me then xxx "
A whispered voice says I should tell you to get some more lube |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Madame Charity, the mystic Rimmer has the gift. Her connection with the other side gives her access to the answers to all questions.
Ask what you wish, and Madame will consult with the rings of knowledge.
The truth can be yours, if you are but brave enough to ask.
Hi Madame what's the capital of Nebraska?
N
The capital city however is Lincoln"
thank you now be honest,did you look that up?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Madame Charity, the mystic Rimmer has the gift. Her connection with the other side gives her access to the answers to all questions.
Ask what you wish, and Madame will consult with the rings of knowledge.
The truth can be yours, if you are but brave enough to ask.
Hi Madame what's the capital of Nebraska?
N
The capital city however is Lincoln thank you now be honest,did you look that up??"
I opened my soul to channel the voices of those who have gone before.
How I access those voices is a closely guarded secret |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Howdy Madame Mystic Rimmer...
Is it all gonna be alright in the end?
Of course.
Sushhhh.
There there, my pretty one.
And now I feel soothed.
You're damn good
I am just a channel for The Others"
I read that on a toilet wall somewhere... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Madam Charity, the mystic Rimmer.
Will I ever find a cock that doesn't act like a cock?"
A spirit is coming through.
She is beautiful, the face of an angel and the legs of a gazelle. I see the letter J glowing in the darkness.
She says you will, but you must look in places you haven't looked before. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh majestic rimming one can you please consult the rings and ask if I'll get laid this weekend?? It's been a minute  "
My crystal ball shows me scenes of eccstatic abandon.
I see a bracelet.
I see a colourful shirt.
I hear a clock chiming.
I see a cup of tea.
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I think the answer is clear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Madam Charity, the mystic Rimmer.
Will I ever find a cock that doesn't act like a cock?
A spirit is coming through.
She is beautiful, the face of an angel and the legs of a gazelle. I see the letter J glowing in the darkness.
She says you will, but you must look in places you haven't looked before. "
That's my Saturday night booked then! Whooooo! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Dear mystic-type-person,
Why is there a 5% discrepancy between the expansiveness of the universe in predicted models when compared to observed data returned by NASA space- based observatories? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear mystic-type-person,
Why is there a 5% discrepancy between the expansiveness of the universe in predicted models when compared to observed data returned by NASA space- based observatories? "
Well, the models are wrong.
obvs |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Dear mystic-type-person,
Why is there a 5% discrepancy between the expansiveness of the universe in predicted models when compared to observed data returned by NASA space- based observatories?
Well, the models are wrong.
obvs"
Well yes. But why? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Dear mystic-type-person,
Why is there a 5% discrepancy between the expansiveness of the universe in predicted models when compared to observed data returned by NASA space- based observatories?
Well, the models are wrong.
obvs
Well yes. But why?"
What if the universe is wrong? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also, when will I get laid again. "
Dont push it sweetheart.
A laughing voice from beyond is saying you were lucky to get laid once, lets not stretchthe realms if probability to breaking point.
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NB. Not my words... I merely report what the spirits beyond the rim tell me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear mystic-type-person,
Why is there a 5% discrepancy between the expansiveness of the universe in predicted models when compared to observed data returned by NASA space- based observatories?
Well, the models are wrong.
obvs
Well yes. But why?"
Cos they are predicated in erroneous assumptions |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Also, when will I get laid again.
Dont push it sweetheart.
A laughing voice from beyond is saying you were lucky to get laid once, lets not stretchthe realms if probability to breaking point.
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NB. Not my words... I merely report what the spirits beyond the rim tell me"
You see? This is why I'm concerned about the universe being wrong! |
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"Madame Charity, the mystic Rimmer has the gift. Her connection with the other side gives her access to the answers to all questions.
Ask what you wish, and Madame will consult with the rings of knowledge.
The truth can be yours, if you are but brave enough to ask.
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I was wondering. Is it true what they say? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh great and powerful one. How will I know if he really loves me? I say a prayer with every heartbeat. I fall in love whenever we meet.
I'm asking you what you know about these things"
Hug him and squeeze him tight
Find out what you wanna know
If it's love, if it really is
It's there in his kiss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Madame Charity, the mystic Rimmer has the gift. Her connection with the other side gives her access to the answers to all questions.
Ask what you wish, and Madame will consult with the rings of knowledge.
The truth can be yours, if you are but brave enough to ask.
I was wondering. Is it true what they say? "
Sadly, yes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh wise old woman of the mystics…
Do I take a chance? One last leap of faith? "
An Nordic sounding voice sungs from the ether. Its message:
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Oh majestic rimming one can you please consult the rings and ask if I'll get laid this weekend?? It's been a minute
My crystal ball shows me scenes of eccstatic abandon.
I see a bracelet.
I see a colourful shirt.
I hear a clock chiming.
I see a cup of tea.
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I think the answer is clear"
Oooohhh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am the master of my own fate, not the gods.
The gods are humans creation to give answer they are too afraid to give themselves.
I am my own Rimmer"
Photos or it never happened |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I am the master of my own fate, not the gods.
The gods are humans creation to give answer they are too afraid to give themselves.
I am my own Rimmer
That’s some flexibility "
Very useful if WW3 breaks out. He can kiss his arse goodbye. |
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"I am the master of my own fate, not the gods.
The gods are humans creation to give answer they are too afraid to give themselves.
I am my own Rimmer
That’s some flexibility
Very useful if WW3 breaks out. He can kiss his arse goodbye. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Madame Charity,
Will I ever ever meet the Man of my dreams?
Description will be sent privately if requested..... "
If it was that dream from the other night, I have to ask which one? There were a few in there! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Madame Charity,
Will I ever ever meet the Man of my dreams?
Description will be sent privately if requested.....
If it was that dream from the other night, I have to ask which one? There were a few in there! "
The description might help |
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"Madame Charity, the mystic Rimmer has the gift. Her connection with the other side gives her access to the answers to all questions.
Ask what you wish, and Madame will consult with the rings of knowledge.
The truth can be yours, if you are but brave enough to ask.
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The other side ? You're a mod now ?
Q. Is there anything that the universe wants me to know ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Madame Charity, the mystic Rimmer has the gift. Her connection with the other side gives her access to the answers to all questions.
Ask what you wish, and Madame will consult with the rings of knowledge.
The truth can be yours, if you are but brave enough to ask.
The other side ? You're a mod now ?
Q. Is there anything that the universe wants me to know ?
"
I have looked into the void.
I hear a message.
It says,
It says:
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please |
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over a year ago
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"Oh great mystic one, by the time I have read all the messages in this thread, and composed my message, will it have got to the magical 175 and closed?"
No, yours will be the 100th |
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over a year ago
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"Oh great mystic one, by the time I have read all the messages in this thread, and composed my message, will it have got to the magical 175 and closed?
No, yours will be the 100th"
(closed, thread got too big) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh great mystic one, by the time I have read all the messages in this thread, and composed my message, will it have got to the magical 175 and closed?
No, yours will be the 100th
(closed, thread got too big)"
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over a year ago
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"Oh marvellous oracle, I mean soothsayer, née mystic - oh fuckit, whatever you are. I have a question:
Are we human, or are we dancer?"
My spirit guide says:
'My signs are vital
My hands are cold' |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Oh marvellous oracle, I mean soothsayer, née mystic - oh fuckit, whatever you are. I have a question:
Are we human, or are we dancer?
My spirit guide says:
'My signs are vital
My hands are cold' "
Always look on the Brightside... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh marvellous oracle, I mean soothsayer, née mystic - oh fuckit, whatever you are. I have a question:
Are we human, or are we dancer?
My spirit guide says:
'My signs are vital
My hands are cold'
Always look on the Brightside..."
Good advice |
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over a year ago
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"When I'm going to get laid again?
Date, time, location, favorite position and her dress size please?
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17th April 2025
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"Oh marvellous oracle, I mean soothsayer, née mystic - oh fuckit, whatever you are. I have a question:
Are we human, or are we dancer?
My spirit guide says:
'My signs are vital
My hands are cold' "
Which leads me on to my next question oh mighty rim.
What about elephants? Have we lost their trust? |
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"When I'm going to get laid again?
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Dont hold your breath. I got the big "Less" when I asked this. "
Great!
More physio therapy for my left hand then. |
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over a year ago
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"When I'm going to get laid again?
Date, time, location, favorite position and her dress size please?
17th April 2025
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16" collar"
I love this thread, such a wise spirit guide. |
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over a year ago
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"Oh marvellous oracle, I mean soothsayer, née mystic - oh fuckit, whatever you are. I have a question:
Are we human, or are we dancer?
My spirit guide says:
'My signs are vital
My hands are cold'
Which leads me on to my next question oh mighty rim.
What about elephants? Have we lost their trust?"
A disembodied voice, called Nellie says:
"You never had it in the first place" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I'm going to get laid again?
Date, time, location, favorite position and her dress size please?
17th April 2025
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I love this thread, such a wise spirit guide."
The wisdom belongs to The Others.
I am their mouthpiece |
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over a year ago
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I’m giving this a go. Let’s see what wisdom can be brought to light.
I can’t sit. It also hurts to walk. Closing my legs is also painful. How long will this all persist? Will it become worse before it gets better? |
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over a year ago
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"Oh mystic Meg (one of the others I believe), how come the reflex is an only child, [abd***] he's waiting in the park?"
Sod it, its late, my eyes are tired the phone keyboard is tiny and that should have said 'and' |
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over a year ago
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"Dear Charity , am I going to find a local female pegging buddy soon ? X"
Oooooh the holy grail!
My crystal ball shows me a journey. I see a quest, through driving rain, snow, sun and hail.
The indications are maybe, but not local.
Dont forget the lube! |
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over a year ago
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"Oh mystic Meg (one of the others I believe), how come the reflex is an only child, [abd] he's waiting in the park?"
That answer is hidden from me because every little thing the reflex does can be answered with a question mark |
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"When I'm going to get laid again?
Date, time, location, favorite position and her dress size please?
17th April 2025
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I love this thread, such a wise spirit guide.
The wisdom belongs to The Others.
I am their mouthpiece"
Her powers are questionable.
How many fingers I show right now?
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"I’m giving this a go. Let’s see what wisdom can be brought to light.
I can’t sit. It also hurts to walk. Closing my legs is also painful. How long will this all persist? Will it become worse before it gets better? "
Sex injury?
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over a year ago
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"When I'm going to get laid again?
Date, time, location, favorite position and her dress size please?
17th April 2025
22:37 hrs
Scunthorpe Travelodge
2nd Row Forward
16" collar
I love this thread, such a wise spirit guide.
The wisdom belongs to The Others.
I am their mouthpiece
Her powers are questionable.
How many fingers I show right now?
"
Two in a 'V' shape. |
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over a year ago
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"I’m giving this a go. Let’s see what wisdom can be brought to light.
I can’t sit. It also hurts to walk. Closing my legs is also painful. How long will this all persist? Will it become worse before it gets better? "
A voice fron the dark says:
Closing your legs in the first place would have avoided this!
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My crystal ball is showing me an ice pack, but the indications are thatvthe worst has passed x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I'm going to get laid again?
Date, time, location, favorite position and her dress size please?
17th April 2025
22:37 hrs
Scunthorpe Travelodge
2nd Row Forward
16" collar
I love this thread, such a wise spirit guide.
The wisdom belongs to The Others.
I am their mouthpiece
Her powers are questionable.
How many fingers I show right now?
"
Exactly the right amount required |
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over a year ago
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Dear Auntie Charity, please explain the wisdom of this mystic: “If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now; It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.” |
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over a year ago
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"Madame Charity, the mystic Rimmer has the gift. Her connection with the other side gives her access to the answers to all questions.
Ask what you wish, and Madame will consult with the rings of knowledge.
The truth can be yours, if you are but brave enough to ask.
Hi Madame what's the capital of Nebraska?
N
The capital city however is Lincoln thank you now be honest,did you look that up??
I opened my soul to channel the voices of those who have gone before.
How I access those voices is a closely guarded secret"
ha ha ha |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie Charity, please explain the wisdom of this mystic: “If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now; It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.”"
Boom shankar? |
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"When I'm going to get laid again?
Date, time, location, favorite position and her dress size please?
17th April 2025
22:37 hrs
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2nd Row Forward
16" collar
I love this thread, such a wise spirit guide.
The wisdom belongs to The Others.
I am their mouthpiece
Her powers are questionable.
How many fingers I show right now?
Exactly the right amount required"
It was 3.
Fake.
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"Dear Auntie Charity, please explain the wisdom of this mystic: “If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now; It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.”"
It means
"Hi, we are an up ourselves rock band, aren't we all artsy and mysterious" |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"When I'm going to get laid again?
Date, time, location, favorite position and her dress size please?
17th April 2025
22:37 hrs
Scunthorpe Travelodge
2nd Row Forward
16" collar
I love this thread, such a wise spirit guide.
The wisdom belongs to The Others.
I am their mouthpiece
Her powers are questionable.
How many fingers I show right now?
Exactly the right amount required
It was 3.
Fake.
"
Yeahhh... she couldn't tell me what was wrong with the universe either. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Dear Auntie Charity, please explain the wisdom of this mystic: “If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now; It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.”
It means
"Hi, we are an up ourselves rock band, aren't we all artsy and mysterious" "
So... boom, shankar. |
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"When I'm going to get laid again?
Date, time, location, favorite position and her dress size please?
17th April 2025
22:37 hrs
Scunthorpe Travelodge
2nd Row Forward
16" collar
I love this thread, such a wise spirit guide.
The wisdom belongs to The Others.
I am their mouthpiece
Her powers are questionable.
How many fingers I show right now?
Two in a 'V' shape."
Victory?
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over a year ago
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"When I'm going to get laid again?
Date, time, location, favorite position and her dress size please?
17th April 2025
22:37 hrs
Scunthorpe Travelodge
2nd Row Forward
16" collar
I love this thread, such a wise spirit guide.
The wisdom belongs to The Others.
I am their mouthpiece
Her powers are questionable.
How many fingers I show right now?
Exactly the right amount required
It was 3.
Fake.
"
You mean to suggest a tranny on an adult contact site, fucking around claiming to hear voices from the ether might not be 100% real? |
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"When I'm going to get laid again?
Date, time, location, favorite position and her dress size please?
17th April 2025
22:37 hrs
Scunthorpe Travelodge
2nd Row Forward
16" collar
I love this thread, such a wise spirit guide.
The wisdom belongs to The Others.
I am their mouthpiece
Her powers are questionable.
How many fingers I show right now?
Exactly the right amount required
It was 3.
Fake.
Yeahhh... she couldn't tell me what was wrong with the universe either. "
Even I know the answer for that and I just have some questionable gypsy blood.
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"When I'm going to get laid again?
Date, time, location, favorite position and her dress size please?
17th April 2025
22:37 hrs
Scunthorpe Travelodge
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16" collar
I love this thread, such a wise spirit guide.
The wisdom belongs to The Others.
I am their mouthpiece
Her powers are questionable.
How many fingers I show right now?
Exactly the right amount required
It was 3.
Fake.
You mean to suggest a tranny on an adult contact site, fucking around claiming to hear voices from the ether might not be 100% real? "
What's wrong with hearing voices?
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Yeahhh... she couldn't tell me what was wrong with the universe either.
Ever stopped to think maybe its not the Universe? Maybe its you? "
The voices in my head tell me that all the time. |
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What's wrong with hearing voices?
Depends on who's voices yiu hear
It's telling me stuff about Kennedy, the Zodiac killer and something about Courtney Love with a shotgun right now.
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That's nice
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What's wrong with hearing voices?
Depends on who's voices yiu hear
It's telling me stuff about Kennedy, the Zodiac killer and something about Courtney Love with a shotgun right now.
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Why have the voices got a shotgun? |
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Yeahhh... she couldn't tell me what was wrong with the universe either.
Ever stopped to think maybe its not the Universe? Maybe its you?  "
Food for thought? |
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