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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
My lovely wife seems to have changed the alarm so that it doesn't give me enough time in the morning to shag her. Who else thinks this is unfair?
Is there something you should change your alarm for? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long do you need?!
Only 30 minutes extra. I need to leave at 7:30 it was at 6:30 but she crept it up to 6:45 but now it's 7 it's just not possible
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What are you, a machine? 2 minutes foreplay, 4 minutes sex. The rest for toasted bagel and a coffee. |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I'm the opposite if he's staying over - I set the alarm extra early to make sure I have plenty of time but invariable feel bad waking him so still don't get  "
You can stay over whenever you like  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"How long do you need?!
Only 30 minutes extra. I need to leave at 7:30 it was at 6:30 but she crept it up to 6:45 but now it's 7 it's just not possible
What are you, a machine? 2 minutes foreplay, 4 minutes sex. The rest for toasted bagel and a coffee."
You misunderstand 20 minutes of the 30 is to wear her down until she rolls her eyes and says "Fine get one with it!"
Who says romance is dead |
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