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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have occasionally seen this referred to in the forums, usually by a woman.

Today I found out what they are on about. Men are redundant....

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

It's bin day tomorrow. All is not lost

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By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Not by me! They can keep their tentacles

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By *uri00620Woman over a year ago

Croydon

Although when done for real it is not the tentacles that are used

(Technically though octopuses don't have tentacles. Sea anenomies do however, but probably doesn't provide the desired aesthetic)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Were men ever not redundant?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Were men ever not redundant?"

Can you give me the number for the Samaritans please?

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Were men ever not redundant?"

Of course. Who else will fuck your throat?

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Tentacles or ten tickle's?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

What are these?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Were men ever not redundant?"

I thought were were just endangered?

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I don’t do tentacles.

Glass dildos are the go to here

And you can’t beat the weight of a man on top of you as he pumps away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don’t do tentacles.

Glass dildos are the go to here

And you can’t beat the weight of a man on top of you as he pumps away."

I need a pump as well. Foot or stirrup?

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"I don’t do tentacles.

Glass dildos are the go to here

And you can’t beat the weight of a man on top of you as he pumps away.

I need a pump as well. Foot or stirrup?"

Foot, keeps the hands free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need elaboration. Tentacles are the stingy bit on a jellyfish arent they? Where are they going

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

We are disposable sir. There is no point crying about it, they will simply delight in drinking your tears.

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By *sername already in useMan over a year ago

manchester

Men will never be redundant, who would open all the jars?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need elaboration. Tentacles are the stingy bit on a jellyfish arent they? Where are they going

No. These are silicon dildo type tentacles. My whole veg basket is going to wither away, unused......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men will never be redundant, who would open all the jars?"

The octopus have got that covered.

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