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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I say RIGHT really loudly and send my dogs outside for wees. Doors locked, lights off, teeth brushed, into bed, lenses out, everything on charge, snuggle  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
I say to my dogs “wee wee poops* so they trundle outside and then trundle back in and to bed.
I load the dishwasher and pop it on.
I get the dogs food all sorted ready to go in the morning.
I cheer lead my mum as she goes up the stairs (she has poor mobility)
I turn the lights off. Check the doors.
Have a wee.
Say goodnight to my kids and tell them I love them. Tell them both to get to sleep.
Go to my bedroom and get undressed for bed.
Pretty boring I’m afraid.
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Get the TV off or peel the book from my hands. Dog out for a pee if he deigns to leave to cosiness of sofa. Doors locked, lights out, teeth brushed, pee and then get cosy. Extra step of night nurse to try and knock me out tonight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow!!
Everyone’s sounds like a mission lol!
I wake up from my slumber on the sofa, wipe the drool from my chin, trundle up the stairs and then collapse into my pit!!  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Find some snacks
Get into my PJ's
Get into bed
Realise its colder than I thought and put on extra layers
Browse the forums/facey/news sites (as I have no TV) for anything interesting whilst eating snacks
Take meds
Try to get to sleep
Fail due to the rain on the roof sounding like a herd of tiny elephants auditioning for strictly
Go back to browsing
Nod off
Wake up at 4am realising I've not set an alarm for tomorrow
Try and go back to sleep
Fail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Find some snacks
Get into my PJ's
Get into bed
Realise its colder than I thought and put on extra layers
Browse the forums/facey/news sites (as I have no TV) for anything interesting whilst eating snacks
Take meds
Try to get to sleep
Fail due to the rain on the roof sounding like a herd of tiny elephants auditioning for strictly
Go back to browsing
Nod off
Wake up at 4am realising I've not set an alarm for tomorrow
Try and go back to sleep
Fail "
Oh sweet Jesus that does not sound pleasnt.
Come snuggle up with me, there's no elephants on my roof. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Find some snacks
Get into my PJ's
Get into bed
Realise its colder than I thought and put on extra layers
Browse the forums/facey/news sites (as I have no TV) for anything interesting whilst eating snacks
Take meds
Try to get to sleep
Fail due to the rain on the roof sounding like a herd of tiny elephants auditioning for strictly
Go back to browsing
Nod off
Wake up at 4am realising I've not set an alarm for tomorrow
Try and go back to sleep
Fail
Oh sweet Jesus that does not sound pleasnt.
Come snuggle up with me, there's no elephants on my roof."
It's not every night it rains. Just most. Like tonight. 
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
" Oh sweet Jesus that does not sound pleasnt.
Come snuggle up with me, there's no elephants on my roof.
It's not every night it rains. Just most. Like tonight.
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I love the sound of rain on the roof/windows! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
" Oh sweet Jesus that does not sound pleasnt.
Come snuggle up with me, there's no elephants on my roof.
It's not every night it rains. Just most. Like tonight.
I love the sound of rain on the roof/windows! "
It sounds different when you're not in a house, trust me.  |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
" Oh sweet Jesus that does not sound pleasnt.
Come snuggle up with me, there's no elephants on my roof.
It's not every night it rains. Just most. Like tonight.
I love the sound of rain on the roof/windows!
It sounds different when you're not in a house, trust me. "
I like it in a caravans and cars too. It helps me sleep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Oh sweet Jesus that does not sound pleasnt.
Come snuggle up with me, there's no elephants on my roof.
It's not every night it rains. Just most. Like tonight.
I love the sound of rain on the roof/windows! "
So do I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Find some snacks
Get into my PJ's
Get into bed
Realise its colder than I thought and put on extra layers
Browse the forums/facey/news sites (as I have no TV) for anything interesting whilst eating snacks
Take meds
Try to get to sleep
Fail due to the rain on the roof sounding like a herd of tiny elephants auditioning for strictly
Go back to browsing
Nod off
Wake up at 4am realising I've not set an alarm for tomorrow
Try and go back to sleep
Fail
Oh sweet Jesus that does not sound pleasnt.
Come snuggle up with me, there's no elephants on my roof.
It's not every night it rains. Just most. Like tonight.
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You can have my whole bed. I'll sleep I the sofa  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Find some snacks
Get into my PJ's
Get into bed
Realise its colder than I thought and put on extra layers
Browse the forums/facey/news sites (as I have no TV) for anything interesting whilst eating snacks
Take meds
Try to get to sleep
Fail due to the rain on the roof sounding like a herd of tiny elephants auditioning for strictly
Go back to browsing
Nod off
Wake up at 4am realising I've not set an alarm for tomorrow
Try and go back to sleep
Fail "
I will now fail getting to sleep because all I can think of is tiny tap dancing elephants |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Find some snacks
Get into my PJ's
Get into bed
Realise its colder than I thought and put on extra layers
Browse the forums/facey/news sites (as I have no TV) for anything interesting whilst eating snacks
Take meds
Try to get to sleep
Fail due to the rain on the roof sounding like a herd of tiny elephants auditioning for strictly
Go back to browsing
Nod off
Wake up at 4am realising I've not set an alarm for tomorrow
Try and go back to sleep
Fail
Oh sweet Jesus that does not sound pleasnt.
Come snuggle up with me, there's no elephants on my roof.
It's not every night it rains. Just most. Like tonight.
You can have my whole bed. I'll sleep I the sofa "
I'd happily spoon.... |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Find some snacks
Get into my PJ's
Get into bed
Realise its colder than I thought and put on extra layers
Browse the forums/facey/news sites (as I have no TV) for anything interesting whilst eating snacks
Take meds
Try to get to sleep
Fail due to the rain on the roof sounding like a herd of tiny elephants auditioning for strictly
Go back to browsing
Nod off
Wake up at 4am realising I've not set an alarm for tomorrow
Try and go back to sleep
Fail
I will now fail getting to sleep because all I can think of is tiny tap dancing elephants "
Just imagine they're pygmy goats in pyjamas.
Dancing to Madonna..... |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Find some snacks
Get into my PJ's
Get into bed
Realise its colder than I thought and put on extra layers
Browse the forums/facey/news sites (as I have no TV) for anything interesting whilst eating snacks
Take meds
Try to get to sleep
Fail due to the rain on the roof sounding like a herd of tiny elephants auditioning for strictly
Go back to browsing
Nod off
Wake up at 4am realising I've not set an alarm for tomorrow
Try and go back to sleep
Fail
I will now fail getting to sleep because all I can think of is tiny tap dancing elephants
Just imagine they're pygmy goats in pyjamas.
Dancing to Madonna..... "
Yes!!! Beside the fact I've actually always wanted a pygmy goat - that sounds hilarious. Now which Madonna song .... Like a Virgin??  |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Find some snacks
Get into my PJ's
Get into bed
Realise its colder than I thought and put on extra layers
Browse the forums/facey/news sites (as I have no TV) for anything interesting whilst eating snacks
Take meds
Try to get to sleep
Fail due to the rain on the roof sounding like a herd of tiny elephants auditioning for strictly
Go back to browsing
Nod off
Wake up at 4am realising I've not set an alarm for tomorrow
Try and go back to sleep
Fail
I will now fail getting to sleep because all I can think of is tiny tap dancing elephants
Just imagine they're pygmy goats in pyjamas.
Dancing to Madonna.....
Yes!!! Beside the fact I've actually always wanted a pygmy goat - that sounds hilarious. Now which Madonna song .... Like a Virgin?? "
I'm picturing them dancing to Vogue |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Find some snacks
Get into my PJ's
Get into bed
Realise its colder than I thought and put on extra layers
Browse the forums/facey/news sites (as I have no TV) for anything interesting whilst eating snacks
Take meds
Try to get to sleep
Fail due to the rain on the roof sounding like a herd of tiny elephants auditioning for strictly
Go back to browsing
Nod off
Wake up at 4am realising I've not set an alarm for tomorrow
Try and go back to sleep
Fail
I will now fail getting to sleep because all I can think of is tiny tap dancing elephants
Just imagine they're pygmy goats in pyjamas.
Dancing to Madonna.....
Yes!!! Beside the fact I've actually always wanted a pygmy goat - that sounds hilarious. Now which Madonna song .... Like a Virgin??
I'm picturing them dancing to Vogue "
Good shout!! One of them in pink PJ's and diamonds |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Find some snacks
Get into my PJ's
Get into bed
Realise its colder than I thought and put on extra layers
Browse the forums/facey/news sites (as I have no TV) for anything interesting whilst eating snacks
Take meds
Try to get to sleep
Fail due to the rain on the roof sounding like a herd of tiny elephants auditioning for strictly
Go back to browsing
Nod off
Wake up at 4am realising I've not set an alarm for tomorrow
Try and go back to sleep
Fail
I will now fail getting to sleep because all I can think of is tiny tap dancing elephants
Just imagine they're pygmy goats in pyjamas.
Dancing to Madonna.....
Yes!!! Beside the fact I've actually always wanted a pygmy goat - that sounds hilarious. Now which Madonna song .... Like a Virgin??
I'm picturing them dancing to Vogue
Good shout!! One of them in pink PJ's and diamonds "
Of course, and at least one in sequins |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Excuse me! Can you lot take my very serious thread serious please!  "
Sorry Kai tbh tho, it is hard to take anything serious when the idea of tiny tap dancing elephants has been put in your head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a wank.
Its almost bedtime for most.
What is your bedtime ritual? Need to do something before you settle for the night? "
Not in mood tonight been a busy day for me. Wand is near by though |
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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
Cup of hot Bovril. Shower and shave then hop into bed and read for half an hour...... Or an hour.
If I'm camping and it's raining, I'm usually out like a light as soon as I've snuggled up in my sleeping bag.
Love rainy nights. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Excuse me! Can you lot take my very serious thread serious please!
Sorry Kai tbh tho, it is hard to take anything serious when the idea of tiny tap dancing elephants has been put in your head."
Ah, but we've moved on to pygmy goats in pyjamas now. The elephants packed their trunks and trundled off to the circus. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Excuse me! Can you lot take my very serious thread serious please!
Sorry Kai tbh tho, it is hard to take anything serious when the idea of tiny tap dancing elephants has been put in your head.
Ah, but we've moved on to pygmy goats in pyjamas now. The elephants packed their trunks and trundled off to the circus. "
Well at least this answers the original post, I will be thinking of tiny dancing elephants and pygmy goats in pyjamas before sleep tonight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have more than one. When I’m sharing a bed it’s:
Brush teeth
Skincare
Walk to bed and remove dressing gown
Climb under the duvet and moan about how cold it is
Seek a human hot water bottle to cuddle with
Goodnight kisses - sometimes these turn into more than kisses 
Roll over and settle into the right position whilst still snuggling with the human hot water bottle
Wait to hear them start snoring which lulls me to sleep.*
*Yes, I’m weird and love the sound of a snorer as it’s rhythmic and puts me to sleep.
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