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"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?
You mean you didn't fart in the bath? "
Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas? |
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"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?
You mean you didn't fart in the bath?
Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?"
Ffs Fluffster  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?
You mean you didn't fart in the bath?
Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?
Ffs Fluffster "
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"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?
You mean you didn't fart in the bath?
Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?
Ffs Fluffster "
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"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?
You mean you didn't fart in the bath?
Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?
Ffs Fluffster
Am I right tho grumps "
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"I'm actually just waxing so give me a day or 2 for the redness to go. "
Doesn’t it feel weird waxing your bumhole? Like it’s not painful in the same way your minge is, it’s almost a pleasurable sort of feeling |
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"I'm actually just waxing so give me a day or 2 for the redness to go.
Doesn’t it feel weird waxing your bumhole? Like it’s not painful in the same way your minge is, it’s almost a pleasurable sort of feeling "
I like the pain from waxing! Almost orgasmic.
Except when a little gets inside...that fucker stings.
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"I'm actually just waxing so give me a day or 2 for the redness to go.
Doesn’t it feel weird waxing your bumhole? Like it’s not painful in the same way your minge is, it’s almost a pleasurable sort of feeling
I like the pain from waxing! Almost orgasmic.
Except when a little gets inside...that fucker stings.
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I don’t like the bit when they do your flaps, that always makes me feel a bit  but the bumhole bit is nice  |
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"I'm actually just waxing so give me a day or 2 for the redness to go.
Doesn’t it feel weird waxing your bumhole? Like it’s not painful in the same way your minge is, it’s almost a pleasurable sort of feeling
I like the pain from waxing! Almost orgasmic.
Except when a little gets inside...that fucker stings.
I don’t like the bit when they do your flaps, that always makes me feel a bit but the bumhole bit is nice "
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"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?
You mean you didn't fart in the bath?
Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?"
It's what happens when sulphurous compounds dissolve in water  |
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"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?
You mean you didn't fart in the bath?
Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?
It's what happens when sulphurous compounds dissolve in water "
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"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?
You mean you didn't fart in the bath?
Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?
It's what happens when sulphurous compounds dissolve in water
Woah there’s actual science involved? "
I think it's more that you're getting a closer bum-to-nose smell connection (compared to bum-to-nose through fabric & air when not in the bath). Steamy environments open up the sinuses (so you can smell better) and gases diffuse rapidly in solution, so dissolving the hydrogen sulphide in water will conduct it from bum to surface more rapidly and less randomly than in air. |
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"Can I fart first? Just to make sure it’s all out?
You mean you didn't fart in the bath?
Why do bath farts always smell of cabbage? Even if you haven’t eaten cabbage since last Christmas?
It's what happens when sulphurous compounds dissolve in water
Woah there’s actual science involved? "
It's an ology. |
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