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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So the person you like/fancy/want to bump uglies with on fab/your hotlist has been given a serum which means anything you ask they have no choice but to answer honestly.

But you can only have 3 questions, what do you ask them?

And just to make it more fun at which point do you ask them?

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"So the person you like/fancy/want to bump uglies with on fab/your hotlist has been given a serum which means anything you ask they have no choice but to answer honestly.

But you can only have 3 questions, what do you ask them?

And just to make it more fun at which point do you ask them? "

Whats your PIN number/mothers maiden name/first school Got my eye on a rich widow!!!

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"So the person you like/fancy/want to bump uglies with on fab/your hotlist has been given a serum which means anything you ask they have no choice but to answer honestly.

But you can only have 3 questions, what do you ask them?

And just to make it more fun at which point do you ask them? "

Only one person?

It all depends on who it is as to what I ask them!

Also, if I need to give them a truth serum to believe and trust their honesty when I ask them something, then there’s something not right in the first place and I probably shouldn’t be around them

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS  over a year ago

London


"So the person you like/fancy/want to bump uglies with on fab/your hotlist has been given a serum which means anything you ask they have no choice but to answer honestly.

But you can only have 3 questions, what do you ask them?

And just to make it more fun at which point do you ask them? "

You can just ask, I always answer honestly

If I was asking someone else I would be interested in things they wanted to say or do but were too scared of judgment to vocalise.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I see your face? (Wait, that's silly ..)

What could I do to create an environment in which you like/love/lust for me?

What are the things you desperately don't want me to know about you?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

But PW … everyone on Fab always answers everything honestly anyway! All the time!

Right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So the person you like/fancy/want to bump uglies with on fab/your hotlist has been given a serum which means anything you ask they have no choice but to answer honestly.

But you can only have 3 questions, what do you ask them?

And just to make it more fun at which point do you ask them?

Only one person?

It all depends on who it is as to what I ask them!

Also, if I need to give them a truth serum to believe and trust their honesty when I ask them something, then there’s something not right in the first place and I probably shouldn’t be around them"

It's meant to be fun Tea, don't take it seriously. You could ask the most obscure or silly questions you can think of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So the person you like/fancy/want to bump uglies with on fab/your hotlist has been given a serum which means anything you ask they have no choice but to answer honestly.

But you can only have 3 questions, what do you ask them?

And just to make it more fun at which point do you ask them?

You can just ask, I always answer honestly

If I was asking someone else I would be interested in things they wanted to say or do but were too scared of judgment to vocalise."

Oooh I like this one, that's quite telling isn't it.

I do like how your mind works.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"But PW … everyone on Fab always answers everything honestly anyway! All the time!

Right? "

Your username suits you

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london

1. Starters or dessert?

2. Do you really fancy me or are you just trying to bang

3. If I told you a secret would you tell others

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Are you really single?

Are you sure?

Definitely 100% no takesie backsies?

Mrs TMN x

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"So the person you like/fancy/want to bump uglies with on fab/your hotlist has been given a serum which means anything you ask they have no choice but to answer honestly.

But you can only have 3 questions, what do you ask them?

And just to make it more fun at which point do you ask them?

Only one person?

It all depends on who it is as to what I ask them!

Also, if I need to give them a truth serum to believe and trust their honesty when I ask them something, then there’s something not right in the first place and I probably shouldn’t be around them

It's meant to be fun Tea, don't take it seriously. You could ask the most obscure or silly questions you can think of.

"

Yeah, I’m having a ND moment and taking things way too literally

*face palm*

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"So the person you like/fancy/want to bump uglies with on fab/your hotlist has been given a serum which means anything you ask they have no choice but to answer honestly.

But you can only have 3 questions, what do you ask them?

And just to make it more fun at which point do you ask them?

Only one person?

It all depends on who it is as to what I ask them!

Also, if I need to give them a truth serum to believe and trust their honesty when I ask them something, then there’s something not right in the first place and I probably shouldn’t be around them

It's meant to be fun Tea, don't take it seriously. You could ask the most obscure or silly questions you can think of.

Yeah, I’m having a ND moment and taking things way too literally

*face palm* "

I think you can take it seriously or not, up to you

Mrs TMN x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ooh, there's one I'd like to ask if I've done something to offend them because I can't for the life of me work out what it could be. And then I want a memory removal serum. Thank you please.

J

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Ooh, there's one I'd like to ask if I've done something to offend them because I can't for the life of me work out what it could be. And then I want a memory removal serum. Thank you please.

J"

I oncd completely blanked a good friend of mine for an entire evening as she was wearing a wig and I didn't recognise her. Poor woman thought she had mortally offended me! So it could be that. Or maybe not.

Mrs TMN x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Hmm.

I don't think I'd ask them anything. Everyone has the right to choose how much they want to share. If I don't trust someone to already share whats relevant to me making informed choices, then I don't have anything to ask them

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich

What women want?

How can I convince them it's me?

Can I cum again?

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Ooh, there's one I'd like to ask if I've done something to offend them because I can't for the life of me work out what it could be. And then I want a memory removal serum. Thank you please.

J"

You should just ask. I often find myself wondering things like that, get caught in a spiral and often it’s just life getting in the way

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By *sername already in useMan  over a year ago

manchester

Do you like tiramisu?

What’s your favourite new kids on the block song?

Where are my boxers?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Ooh, there's one I'd like to ask if I've done something to offend them because I can't for the life of me work out what it could be. And then I want a memory removal serum. Thank you please.

J

You should just ask. I often find myself wondering things like that, get caught in a spiral and often it’s just life getting in the way"

Nah, because then they'll realise I give a shit when they clearly don't.

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Ooh, there's one I'd like to ask if I've done something to offend them because I can't for the life of me work out what it could be. And then I want a memory removal serum. Thank you please.

J

I oncd completely blanked a good friend of mine for an entire evening as she was wearing a wig and I didn't recognise her. Poor woman thought she had mortally offended me! So it could be that. Or maybe not.

Mrs TMN x"

Oh your poor friend! And poor you. She must've looked so different

J

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Ooh, there's one I'd like to ask if I've done something to offend them because I can't for the life of me work out what it could be. And then I want a memory removal serum. Thank you please.

J

I oncd completely blanked a good friend of mine for an entire evening as she was wearing a wig and I didn't recognise her. Poor woman thought she had mortally offended me! So it could be that. Or maybe not.

Mrs TMN x

Oh your poor friend! And poor you. She must've looked so different

J"

Once we realised we both found it hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So the person you like/fancy/want to bump uglies with on fab/your hotlist has been given a serum which means anything you ask they have no choice but to answer honestly.

But you can only have 3 questions, what do you ask them?

And just to make it more fun at which point do you ask them?

Only one person?

It all depends on who it is as to what I ask them!

Also, if I need to give them a truth serum to believe and trust their honesty when I ask them something, then there’s something not right in the first place and I probably shouldn’t be around them

It's meant to be fun Tea, don't take it seriously. You could ask the most obscure or silly questions you can think of.

Yeah, I’m having a ND moment and taking things way too literally

*face palm* "

No worries. Hope my response didn't come across aggressive, wasn't meant to be.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

1. Hey, how *you* doin’?

2. Given that time is relative, the universe is infinite, there are a never-ending number of possible realities, and the human brain remains as unknowable as the depths of the Mariana Trench … what can I get you from the bar?

3. Hey, how *you* doin’?

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Away for Christmas

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Can I ask you a question?

How are you and enjoying fab?

What you looking for?

Did I do it right? - - this is not one of the questions!

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan  over a year ago

Gourock

When and where, the 3rd question I'll keep for later

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Ryde

1) How many lights are there?

2) Is it safe?

and

3) Do you have to keep quoting film & TV?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

1. are you interested in me or just after the Mr's cock and I come with it?

2. Is there anything you'd like to try but are maybe worried about voicing it?

3. What's your favourite cake?

Mrs

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"So the person you like/fancy/want to bump uglies with on fab/your hotlist has been given a serum which means anything you ask they have no choice but to answer honestly.

But you can only have 3 questions, what do you ask them?

And just to make it more fun at which point do you ask them? "

What's your favourite cheese? (If its anything other than cheddar I'm out)

Cats or dogs?

Are you happy to go on top in case I get cramp?

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Just in the context of other posts I wouldn't use the serum if I had it - just to be clear

In the interests of fun. There's one question that's important to me, universally.

(1) Do you trust me?

But would knowing ruin it? Like proof denies faith?

Ha ha honestly as I think about it even knowing the minutest detail, like a favourite colour. It feels wrong. Ridiculous I know. Autonomy of mind is huge to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1. Why did your last relationship end?

2. What's your darkest fantasy?

3. Have you ever cheated?

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"1. Why did your last relationship end?

2. What's your darkest fantasy?

3. Have you ever cheated?"

Solid questions. I can appreciate that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you like hash browns?

Do you like coffee?

Do you like people?

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"Do you like hash browns?

Do you like coffee?

Do you like people?"

Meh

Yes

Meh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you like hash browns?

Do you like coffee?

Do you like people?

Meh

Yes

Meh"

Fail!!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Do you fancy me/find me attractive?

I think that's the only one I'd ask. Everything else would organically crop up and I don't want to interrogate anyone. It's the one question I'm never too certain about but it's weird if you ask people.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Do you like hash browns?

Do you like coffee?

Do you like people?"

Like isn't a strong enough word

As above

Not as a whole

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But PW … everyone on Fab always answers everything honestly anyway! All the time!

Right? "

Let me know when that happens please. I want to get fucked on that day

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Do you fancy me/find me attractive?

I think that's the only one I'd ask. Everything else would organically crop up and I don't want to interrogate anyone. It's the one question I'm never too certain about but it's weird if you ask people. "

Yeah, I'm with you on this one.

Also, are you just saying what you think I want to hear?

J

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"Do you like hash browns?

Do you like coffee?

Do you like people?

Meh

Yes

Meh

Fail!!"

I doubt it would be a different result with right answers.

So no regrets here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So the person you like/fancy/want to bump uglies with on fab/your hotlist has been given a serum which means anything you ask they have no choice but to answer honestly.

But you can only have 3 questions, what do you ask them?

And just to make it more fun at which point do you ask them? "

My three questions

Truth. Number one can you hold a conversation and engage me so that I fancy your mind? Begining

Truth Number two. If you ghost me can I kick you in the ghoulies middle

Truth Three.. Do you own many wives? . End

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Why did your last relationship end?

2. What's your darkest fantasy?

3. Have you ever cheated?

Solid questions. I can appreciate that. "

I VILL make you talk!

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Do you like hash browns?

Do you like coffee?

Do you like people?"

Yes

Hell yes

Some

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Do you fancy me/find me attractive?

I think that's the only one I'd ask. Everything else would organically crop up and I don't want to interrogate anyone. It's the one question I'm never too certain about but it's weird if you ask people.

Yeah, I'm with you on this one.

Also, are you just saying what you think I want to hear?

J"

That question can kill me.

I can see aesthetic beauty very easily - it's completely different to being attracted to someone though.

The minute I feel it - I have zero issues saying yes I do. Until then it's a bit of a nightmare... Usually they run out of latience go in for the kill or give up.

It would be fascinating to see what the results where if I was given the serum

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"1. Why did your last relationship end?

2. What's your darkest fantasy?

3. Have you ever cheated?

Solid questions. I can appreciate that.

I VILL make you talk! "

You have your ways.

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By *ensualplay69Man  over a year ago

slough


"Do you like hash browns?

Do you like coffee?

Do you like people?"

No

No

No

And with a passion

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1. Are you actually interested in me or just looking for somewhere cosy to stick your penis

2. Are you a cuddler

3. Garlic bread. Yes or no?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Do you fancy me...

The answer to that would determine the next two

Tinder

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"1. Are you actually interested in me or just looking for somewhere cosy to stick your penis

2. Are you a cuddler

3. Garlic bread. Yes or no?"

Yes.

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

i ask them when i got them cuddled up and they got no option but to answer.

the questions..... you already know them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Are you actually interested in me or just looking for somewhere cosy to stick your penis

2. Are you a cuddler

3. Garlic bread. Yes or no?

Yes."

Yes to the second part of the first question isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1. Have you genuinely ever made a woman come

2. Are you genuinely single

3. Do you think I’m attractive or is it any holes a goal

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"Do you fancy me...

The answer to that would determine the next two

Tinder "

No good answer for that.

Let's pretend I'm hot.

If I'd say yes:

1. You could take it I just want to use your body.

2. I'd boost your ego and you would pick someone hotter.

If I'd say no:

1. You would tell me Fxck off then.

2. It would bother you why not.

Would tease me until I do, then tell me fxck off.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"1. Are you actually interested in me or just looking for somewhere cosy to stick your penis

2. Are you a cuddler

3. Garlic bread. Yes or no?"

Yes

Yes

Of course. It's genius. It's the future!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Have you genuinely ever made a woman come

2. Are you genuinely single

3. Do you think I’m attractive or is it any holes a goal "

No

Yes

The profile pic works for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Why did your last relationship end?

2. What's your darkest fantasy?

3. Have you ever cheated?

Solid questions. I can appreciate that.

I VILL make you talk!

You have your ways. "

I do! Twisting ze arm mwah ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wuu2?

Fuck now?

1 bag or 2?

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"Wuu2?

Fuck now?

1 bag or 2?"

1 bag or two question is confusing.

Maybe I'm just being stoopid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Are you actually interested in me or just looking for somewhere cosy to stick your penis

2. Are you a cuddler

3. Garlic bread. Yes or no?

Yes

Yes

Of course. It's genius. It's the future! "

Two out of three ain’t bad, I can cope with that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wuu2?

Fuck now?

1 bag or 2?

1 bag or two question is confusing.

Maybe I'm just being stoopid.

"

How ugly are ya?

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"1. Are you actually interested in me or just looking for somewhere cosy to stick your penis

2. Are you a cuddler

3. Garlic bread. Yes or no?"

1. Yes. I don't just stick my penis anywhere.

2. Yes.

3. Yes, provided there's no melted cheese anywhere near it...

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"1. Have you genuinely ever made a woman come

2. Are you genuinely single

3. Do you think I’m attractive or is it any holes a goal "

Yes

Yes

Yes (as far as I can tell - see above^^) and never.

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"Wuu2?

Fuck now?

1 bag or 2?

1 bag or two question is confusing.

Maybe I'm just being stoopid.

How ugly are ya? "

1 bag would cover my head.

Wouldn't be a deal breaker.

Orgasm is more important than my self esteem right now.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"Do you fancy me/find me attractive?

I think that's the only one I'd ask. Everything else would organically crop up and I don't want to interrogate anyone. It's the one question I'm never too certain about but it's weird if you ask people.

Yeah, I'm with you on this one.

Also, are you just saying what you think I want to hear?

J"

I thought you might be!

Oh that's good. Okay, I'll ask those two. That's me sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not in

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Do you fancy me/find me attractive?

I think that's the only one I'd ask. Everything else would organically crop up and I don't want to interrogate anyone. It's the one question I'm never too certain about but it's weird if you ask people. "

I think this is me too. Though I also know I would be able to convince myself that the truth serum is unreliable, if I was so inclined.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

I'd take it myself and get them to ask me questions that I can't even be honest with myself about so I can understand my shit of a brain a bit better

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"Do you fancy me/find me attractive?

I think that's the only one I'd ask. Everything else would organically crop up and I don't want to interrogate anyone. It's the one question I'm never too certain about but it's weird if you ask people.

I think this is me too. Though I also know I would be able to convince myself that the truth serum is unreliable, if I was so inclined."

Nooo! You really shouldn't doubt yourself YOLO. Shit name, like really, really dire but you're a great person and hot. Have faith in yourself without needing the truth serum. Or questioning it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Are you actually interested in me or just looking for somewhere cosy to stick your penis

2. Are you a cuddler

3. Garlic bread. Yes or no?

1. Yes. I don't just stick my penis anywhere.

2. Yes.

3. Yes, provided there's no melted cheese anywhere near it...

"

I can hold the melted cheese since it’s you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wuu2?

Fuck now?

1 bag or 2?

1 bag or two question is confusing.

Maybe I'm just being stoopid.

How ugly are ya?

1 bag would cover my head.

Wouldn't be a deal breaker.

Orgasm is more important than my self esteem right now."

Give yourself an orgasm and retain the self esteem

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Oh hi Brucie…

Could you grow a very short but well kept beard for us?

Will you get all weird if a very beautiful penis brushed against your various body parts ‘in the moment’?

Would you like any sauce on your bacon sarnie in the morning?

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"Wuu2?

Fuck now?

1 bag or 2?

1 bag or two question is confusing.

Maybe I'm just being stoopid.

How ugly are ya?

1 bag would cover my head.

Wouldn't be a deal breaker.

Orgasm is more important than my self esteem right now.

Give yourself an orgasm and retain the self esteem "

I'd like to have sex,or at least foreplay with someone other than me for a change.

The fire is gone between me and myself, so it's time to move on.

We'll stay friends for sure.

No one knows me and my body like I do.

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"I'd take it myself and get them to ask me questions that I can't even be honest with myself about so I can understand my shit of a brain a bit better "

I really love that.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"1. Hey, how *you* doin’?

2. Given that time is relative, the universe is infinite, there are a never-ending number of possible realities, and the human brain remains as unknowable as the depths of the Mariana Trench … what can I get you from the bar?

3. Hey, how *you* doin’?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wuu2?

Fuck now?

1 bag or 2?

1 bag or two question is confusing.

Maybe I'm just being stoopid.

"

1 bag for my head and 1 for them in case mine falls off.

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"Wuu2?

Fuck now?

1 bag or 2?

1 bag or two question is confusing.

Maybe I'm just being stoopid.

1 bag for my head and 1 for them in case mine falls off. "

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"1. Why did your last relationship end?

2. What's your darkest fantasy?

3. Have you ever cheated?"

I like these.

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By *ames_JamesonMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

Do all women think they give the best blow jobs

What are you really thinking when the cum hits your tongue

What’s more attractive a great face or great body.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Orgasm is more important than my self esteem right now.

Give yourself an orgasm and retain the self esteem

I'd like to have sex,or at least foreplay with someone other than me for a change.

The fire is gone between me and myself, so it's time to move on.

We'll stay friends for sure.

No one knows me and my body like I do.

"

I'd quite like to have sex too, but I'm not doing it again unless it's with respect. I don't think casual sex suits me.

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By *sxxxWoman  over a year ago

leeds


"So the person you like/fancy/want to bump uglies with on fab/your hotlist has been given a serum which means anything you ask they have no choice but to answer honestly.

But you can only have 3 questions, what do you ask them?

And just to make it more fun at which point do you ask them?

Whats your PIN number/mothers maiden name/first school Got my eye on a rich widow!!! "

This made me laugh!!!! Now where are all the old rich men at?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If my hamsters wheel was broken, would you spin it for me?

If you could be any kind of toaster, what toaster would you be?

On a scale of 1 to a kettle, how quickly do you boil?

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By *hunky ChefMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"

Orgasm is more important than my self esteem right now.

Give yourself an orgasm and retain the self esteem

I'd like to have sex,or at least foreplay with someone other than me for a change.

The fire is gone between me and myself, so it's time to move on.

We'll stay friends for sure.

No one knows me and my body like I do.

I'd quite like to have sex too, but I'm not doing it again unless it's with respect. I don't think casual sex suits me. "

I was trying to be funny, but it wasn't an offer.

Casual sex can be respectful too.

I had my 2 longest relationships started out as casual / FWB.

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